ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th November 2024

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan had a connection with a floristSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletch, Warren and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I had a connection with a florist this week. Did you? What were you doing at the florist? It was my wedding anniversary, so I went and bought a bunch of roses. The same sort of roses that we had as our wedding flowers

Which Fletch you were there You were right up front You'll remember they were White And? Yeah What kind of white? What kind of flower?

Roses You're the rose boy He nailed it He did it Yeah I did it White I always have to Every time I have to find a wedding photo

On Facebook to look at That was a guess Yeah Well especially because The wedding photos Were black and white White So white

God It could have been Passed out Because the bouquet That the bride had Shade Was pink and white So that was

I got a mix of pink and white Yes But anyway I was kind of God we were skinny then That was our No No wasn't that when we were doing Yeah

Marathons Yeah you should be You'd be happier with your body now though I don't know Yeah you're more jacked Yeah you're jacked No, wasn't that when we were doing marathons? Yeah, you'd be happier with your body now, though. I don't know. Yeah, you're more jacked. Yeah, you're jacked. Okay, thanks. You're jacked, looking better than ever.

That's the thing, you look back at photos and you think, show me your titties. No, I don't look at titties. That was a test. Good work, you passed. I ain't got no titties. You shouldn't be showing anybody your titties. Yeah. Oh, fuel, okay.

Actually, there's a lesson in there for me. Hayley, show me your titties. No, sir, I will not. She's done well. There you go. these yeah i'll feel okay actually there's a lesson in there for me yeah uh have you shown me today's no sir i will not she's done well there you go do you think we'll end up having to do those fucking video courses but for like things like that you know if we we have to do those videos oh my god i'm like six five yeah i know it's like you you get an email from a suspicious link and it says your courier package is coming what should you do? A, B, C or D. Welcome to this month's HR training. A senior manager has just asked to see your titties at a staff party.

What do you do? A, give him dem titties. Give him dem titties. Say, show me your balls and I'll show you my titties. B, give him just the left titties. Only show him your titties if he shows you his balls first. Yes, yes. Demand a pay increase and then show him dem titties B give him just the left titties only show him your titties if he shows you his bald face yes yes

demand a pay increase and then show him them titties D D D D don't show him your titties don't show him

your titties okay I'm finally on your Facebook I'm back to the wedding day great bouquet yeah so I went in

and no I think you look better now I do too yeah I think yeah why

what do you point at me and say but me no I was going to say you look better now I think you've grown into. Yeah. I think. Yeah, why? Why? Why'd you point at me and say, but me? No, I was going to say, you look better now. I think you've grown into your manhood. Grown into it a bit more, eh? That's a boy there. There's a man before me. That's a 28-year-old boy. Yeah, that's mad.

That's a boy. And the beard. The beard's cracked. Nail me. Nail me. Fletch, you've been hot from day one. Thanks. Thanks.

Thanks. Oh, God, I'm deep in the Facebook. I'm back to that time that you had abs, Vaughn. Oh God, bring it back. Man, how good was that? I'd fuck that guy. I'd fuck that guy. Show me them titties.

I'd ask him to show me his titties. A work colleague shows you a photo of him with abs in the beach. Do you say, hey, man, I would have fucked that guy. Show me them titties. Somebody commented On one of our videos On TikTok this week Is there HR in New Zealand?

Yeah I know Jesus How do you guys Get away with saying this stuff? We just say it We just say it We just say it

No apologies So I went to buy Shit we still haven't got there That's good though I went to buy These flowers The florist used to just be The side of the road

Caravan thing, but now they've got like a port-a-com situation. I know where you went. Beautiful. Yeah, Kumu. I don't even know the name of the place, but if you're driving through Kumu and you're heading west, it's on the left-hand side.

It's the place that's not fast food. Bingo. It's the place with no Indian takeaway. There's a couple of florist places, but that one's sort of standalone inalone in the middle of a boom. Yeah. So I went in there, and they had exactly the roses, and I was waiting. There was another lady ordering, and I won't go into the details, but she'd been through the fucking ringer.

Oh, really? She had been through. The lady in front had been through the ringer. Was she getting flowers just for- I think she was literally getting flowers for herself. Oh, good on her. She'd been through the rings. She was she getting flowers just for... I think she was literally getting flowers for herself. Oh, good on her. She'd been through the rings. She was getting peonies.

Oh, my gosh. What are those? What are those? You'll know them. They're not a rose, because I asked. I got the question. They're not a rose. They're a ball flower.

Remember, they're like that. They're so expensive. You pay like $20 for one. They're tight. And they can't be grown in New Zealand's North Islands because they need a reliable frost before they come up

from a bulb and they won't flower unless there's a reliable series of frosts. So they're a sought after flower. She was getting herself some peonies. But once they open,

they go quickly. Yeah, you've got to they ball and then they you've got to cherish them. Yeah, cherish those peonies. So there were some of those and she was getting some of those

and as I said she went through the ringer so the woman deserved more than flowers in my opinion but good of you to just be um pesting and lingering enough

to listening and taking information if you've ever been in a port-a-com with flowers all around the sides there's just not enough there's not much room maybe wait

outside maybe wait outside oh I didn't want to get wet I didn't want to get wet I I didn't want to get wet. I didn't know how long it was going to be. So I was just like in there and I was looking at the other flowers because I love flowers. Yep. And so then it got to my turn.

But the Irish lady right in this florist had that demeanor where this woman was telling her about the bad stuff and she was just that sort of relaxing force. A presence. Presence is probably better than force. Force sounds a little forceful. No, force is good. I don't get that. But sort of relaxing force. A presence. Presence is probably better than force. Force sounds a little forceful. No, force is good. I don't get it. But she was a force.

She wasn't passively just taking it all on board. Oh, no. She was really engaging with her. She knew what to say. And the Irish accent, of course, was one of the... I asked her where she was from. Kilkenny in Ireland. Oh, where the Kilkenny's from.

Yeah, where the beer's from. Yeah. I had one of those just the other day. Yeah. In moderation. Not a bad drop's from. Yeah, where the beer's from. Yeah. I had one of those just the other day. In moderation. Not a bad drop in moderation. Yeah. And she was just dealing with this lady.

And then anyway, then it was my turn. And I said, oh, I'm after some. Did you feel like you had to come up with a story? Nah. I didn't. She kind of said, oh, that lady, you heard, suppose you heard a lot of that. And she's, gosh, she's been through it.

And I was like, oh, yeah, it's real tough. Then she started me. Not, like, sad, but she changed. For that woman, she was, like, this compassionate. But then I was talking to her about my wedding, and she's like, oh, yes, and I've been married about the same length of time, and just talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. She's one of those people.

Great at reading people. Yeah, wow. Great at reading people. Did he start crying? Almost. Did he start opening up? Just like free therapy. It was free therapy that smelled real good because of all the fresh flowers. Oh, my. Greater reading people. Did he start crying? Almost. Did he start opening up? It was like free therapy. It was free therapy that smelled real good because of all the fresh flowers.

Oh my God, what dreamy therapy. So then we talked about peonies and then we talked about another sort of flower and then we talked about ulstramarius, which is a flower I've got a lot of at our house. Yeah, I bet you do. I bet you do. And I was really finding it hard to keep those contained and she's like, oh, you've got any spare? Like, drop them off. It was just a lovely and then i got the rose she's like have a great day

and i said i i will have a good day and i will tell you what you've made it significantly nicer oh that's nice thank you very much like she was finally getting something back see this is what i love this is what this is my problem with qr codes right we miss these opportunities you know me anytime we go to a cafe or restaurant we sit down as a qr code i hate them because i'm like we're missing an opportunity i know because you guys like it's quick it's quick and you can pay you don't have to do that thing at the end where you split the bill but these human connections we're missing out on them i love it when this happens yeah it's a very female thing to do i love that you lent in and that's i know because

i always make friends of people and I'm quick to connect I think it was the whole thing it was the proximity like the closed quarters yeah the fact that flowers flowers are beautiful

kind of emotional thing yeah the woman in front of me who had opened up it was just this perfect storm beautiful I'm going to go today I live nearby

I'm going to go today and get myself some flowers and maybe open up I've got some things on my chest tell her I sent you she's like hi use my discount code

hi what do you want? She should start booking an hour slots for these therapy sessions. And at the end, you get a bunch of flowers. Oh, my God. Yes. Great idea. Floral therapy. Genius.

Because I watched also there's something mesmerizing about watching a florist construct a bunch. Oh, I know. From just a bunch of like rogue roses. No, they've got a vision. They're artists. Artists. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Stunning. I'm going to go today.