ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th October 2024

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley made an scandalous discovery in her shoe...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, I wanted to talk about this with our podcast listeners, but I was away for a little bit, sickly in my sick bed. So I want to take you back to when we were up the snowy mountains of the South Island, up Kadrona.

Beautiful. And one thing, and I shared this with you guys in private, and now I see it's been marked down to, you know, bring to the world, and that's fine. I'm pretty sure it was your idea to talk about this. Yeah, I love talking about this shit. So after we'd been on the mountain, they gave us these snow boots

So you know to protect the feet And get your socks dry And thank god Because all I had was like Doc Martens and Chuck Taylors The cold and the snow will go right through those So especially a Chuck Taylor But on the plane I obviously didn't want to wear my Docs Because they're all heavy

And then I had to give the snow boots back So I had pulled out my Chuck Taylors From my suitcase To put to the side so that I could slip them on just before we left and headed to the airport and I was standing to the side you you were getting the car yeah Vorn you were helping bring all the luggage and stuff down the workhorse yeah and I was farting around tits on a bull you know and so I was like okay I'll get changed and I'll take off my snow boots and I took off my snow boot and I took Yeah, and I was farting around. Tits on a bull, you know. And so I was like, okay, I'll get changed and I'll take off my snow boots. And I took off my snow boot and I took off one and I pulled out my Chuck Taylor from my handbag.

Luggage is now in the car, by the way. Took out my Chuck Taylor, put on my right foot, tied up. This whole time I'm talking to producer Carwin. I'm just like having a little yarn like this. Yeah. Then I take off my left snow boot and she offers me a hand to balance to balance and i said something like no i'm a marching girl i've got incredible balance so i'm standing on one leg great core very strong incredible core underneath a beautiful warm cuddly fat ring is a strong core and so i'm standing on one leg and i i've got a sock on and

i pull in my other chuck tay Taylor and I go to ram my foot in it but it's blocked and I was like what as I'm like talking to Carwin and then my face just goes oh my god and I realize that I have um where I often put it I have slid my um adult fun toy into my shoe for the flight and I just go oh my god cohen oh my god cohen she's like what is a couple of shoe on she's like why is this in the office of kadrona this is outside in the car park and i can't there's nothing i've got a handbag a shoe a uh strong toy and carwin's there and i just say oh my god there is a fun toy in my shoe and she and then i would have to say shout out to carwin she instantly goes oh my god quickly put in my handbag like she

just no she was just ready no no no no she was just ready to protect me yeah like i still had my luggage because we were in separate cars too yeah so i still had my luggage so i was like if anything i can just put it in my luggage no she did make it clear it was glass which is even still there should be a like an old chip packet or a glad bag that you could put it in if you're gonna put it in the hand oh chip packet oh chip packet and oh anything to to wrap the barrier yeah no i know no i just quickly just quickly, like, there's people here. The mountain was booming at this time. I was like, oh, my God.

And then the girls kind of shrouded me as I quickly rammed this thing into my handbag. Whoa. Into my handbag. Gently placed into my handbag. Might have been a better. Slipped. Slipped into my handbag. And then I got my shoe on.

It was fine. And then I got into the car it was fine and then i got into the car and i told you guys i was like oh my god you're not gonna believe this told you then i had to do the awkward thing because i didn't want to go through security with this thing now just floating around in my handbag i had to get to the airport and slide it from my handbag and quickly ram it into the zip hole of the suitcase and i was there like trying to like ram this thing in but the suitcase like wouldn't open enough because it's a hard case so i was like playing this thing so many people would have seen me on the floor of bloody queenstown airport trying

to slip a how do you clean a glass dildo mr muscle or dishwasher yeah glass cleaner mr muscle glass cleaner keep it keep the sheen on. I was going to say keep it really clean. It would keep it really clean and then I'd handle it with a micro... Mr. Muscle! A micro cloth. What do they call those cloths? Yeah, microfiber cloth.

A microfiber cloth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I have that? Because I wouldn't want fingerprints on it. Keep it pristine. I don't think that's really... It's not really a display item. Right.

Yeah. Anyway, but... It's not a display item. No. Okay. It. Yeah. Anyway, but... It's not a display item. No. Okay. It's hidden. That's why you keep it slipped into your shoe for discreet travel. My God. And that did not go well.