ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -15th October, 2025

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch witnessed (but did not stop) a crime!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Guys, I saw yesterday a crime happening. Did you? In front of my eyes. Crime. Crime. Crime.

There are a couple of dudes and they look dodgy. A couple of dodgy dudes. A couple of dodgy dudes. A couple of dodgy dudes outside an apartment. I was like, what are these two up to? And they kind of looked at me and they looked around as I was, walking to Ponsonby at the time. Lovely, darling.

What was the crime, darling? A bit of white collar crime. No, this was in the city. The misuse of the recycled bins, darling. No, I was in the city before I got to Ponsonby, darling. Do you see, darling, there was a stat this week that 97% of people think Auckland Central is unsafe. I know, like, calm down, I know. It's, it's like there are rough sleepers, but like, again, that's, you know, there's a whole lot of

It's a friendly as well. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I've actually had some very friendly interactions. And there are some characters around, but like I walk down there every day. I come to work at like four something in the morning. It's not as bad. They're making it sound like a fucking war zone. So you're going to stand in some human piss and that's about it.

You'll be right. I mean, sometimes it does smell like piss. Shannon just message saying, I love a tall white man telling me to feel safe. No, that's a fair call. That's a fearful. I know it's my privilege to feel safe because I'm big. Yeah, yeah. I get that.

in the day like when people are like oh it's horrible they're sitting there where else is where do you want them to sit yeah go get them a fucking burger

anyway so these two dodgy dudes looking around I'm like what are they up to and then they walk homosexuals no I don't assume

I don't assume well every time you're murder they say but assuming every time you assume you make an ass out of you M homosexuals

I don't know if that's the saying I'm excited what else would it be they love it that's why they love assuming because they get a little ass one of them one of them walked over

one of these Godgy looking guys walked over to a Suzuki Swift and gave the lady in the front passenger seat a rolled up banknote. Oh my gosh. Or a couple of rolled up notes. And then quickly took something from her and put it in his pocket. Droogs. Drugs. Drews.

And then the guy, the boyfriend, drove off in the Suzuki Swift. Wow. And then the two guys went to their apartment and like 11 o'clock in the morning. Oh, 11 a.m. We're not doing drugs to 11. It's off-peak drugs. It's off-peak drugs. Cheaper.

Maybe they're cheaply. give a tribute, you buy them off peak. $50 discount. Yeah, because they just like to keep the business going during the day. It's like a $10 lunch special. I just could just get people in the door. Yeah. I could not believe that this was in broad daylight and they did not give a shit.

Like, it was so nonchalant. Yeah. That's the key to being a good drug dealer though, right? Are you nonchalons? I would be such a loser trying to do it. I'd be so like. Panic, Ethan, Judy, drop the bag, drop the money. Drop the bag, the bag burst open.

Yeah. I do wish you have some sparses for my. I'm off of them. And a costume? What the fuck you don't get in the car? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. So did you call the cops?

No, of course. He's not a knark, man. He's not a fucking narc, man. I'm not being knifed by some drug dealers for being a narc. Yeah, yeah. But it was a Suzuki Swift. Swift? Yeah.

You know, unsuspecting, you don't want to be a drug dealer driving around a flash car. A lowered, like, Mazda or some kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, really asking for attention. Yeah. With, like, a sticker on the back window that says, fuck the police or something like that. Like, you're asking for trouble, man. They'll probably see Da Police.

I always say, fuck Da Police. I love seeing a car pulled over inside of the motorway with some sort of like provocative, fuck the police or like, yeah. What were you thinking was going to happen here, Chip? Well, maybe the Suzuki Swift is the great undercover vehicle of the drug dealers. Maybe. Small, great for navigating around the central city. Adequate boot space for all your drugs.

A back seat. Yeah. Economical in these tough times. You want to keep your overheads down. Yeah. Perfect. Perfect drug dealer's vehicle.