ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th April 2023

Episode Date: April 15, 2023

On today's Lil Bitta Pod, Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley talk ROAD RAGE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Flesh-born and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackersRewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. We're not eating anything at all. None of us are eating. I'm just sipping on a delicious McCafe coffee. I'm having a delicious hash brown.

Now. Now. I've got a story. From my limited knowledge of podcasts people love listening to other people

eat and shrink while they do dating. I'm eating a red kiwi fruit. Oh wow. Is that allowed? I'm not on board

with those yet. Give them a few more years. No they're really yum. They look freaky deaky. They're real yum.

Close your eyes and just swallow it. It's all good. I beg your pardon sir. You can't say that. This is a family show.

Wow. I know we go a little bit rogue in the podcast, but you don't need to talk about closing your eyes and swallowing. Please have some decorum about you. Down it goes. When she said that, I almost laughed. So then I had to really concentrate on sealing the deal, shutting my eyes and swallowing.

Exactly. And it worked. So you're a brave boy. Good boy. The other day I was caught in this epic traffic jam, right? deal shutting my eyes and swallowing exactly and it worked so that you're a brave boy good boy um the other day i was caught in this epic traffic jam right it was it took me two hours to get home this is 9 30 at night in the middle of the week 22 minutes it usually takes me it took me two hours 120 minutes or detour the motorway was closed everyone was crawling like crawling it was so boring i was so it was not

a great day for me i was having an ibs flare up in the middle of the car and i was like oh the whole time anyway about like 90 wait are audi gonna want this car back i i think this is part of it this is the plan fill the car. Mark it. I'm like a cat pissing on it. Marking with my ear. My gas. Anyway, so about 90 minutes in, we're crawling. I don't even know what suburb I'm in. I've gone on such a detour. I'm like, holy moly, where are we?

Trying to get back onto the motorway. We're at a gridlock. Like, no one has moved in so long. This is like now like 11 p.m. at night. Everyone's like so sick of it. And people start tooting Like just randomly tooting And one of the guys

I could see one of the guys Like keep turning around in this car in front Bit of an aggressive looking dude you know It annoys me when people do that Like you're all in the traffic jam You tooting isn't going to make everyone We're all in this together Exactly In the car jam In the car jam Where do you want them to go? Rolling this together. Exactly.

Sitting in the car jam. In the car jam. Anyway, so this guy kind of starts sticking his fingers out the window, like pulling the fingers and stuff like back off. Yeah. And this car keeps tooting. I think they're just having a bit of a fight. Then the guy in the front car gets out of his car,

flips open the boot, flips open the back bit where the spare tyre is, gets out a tyre iron. What? Tyre irons? You are not fucking around when you get a tyre iron. Turns around and, like, waves it like this, like, you want to keep tooting at me? Yes, I do. And then I was the car behind the car he was having the argument with, and I was like, not me, not me.

And I was, like, looking around being like, oh, my God, please don't. A, please don't smash this car. It's not mine. And B, maybe I i'll die tonight because this guy's had enough and we've all been in traffic for nearly two hours what imagine if he'd thrown the tire on and gone tonk off the roof of the car in front and through the outies oh my god but so what did the guy in front did he stop tooting no he just kind of went like oh like that but then would have been like in fact no he pulled out did a Yui and started heading off the other way. So he bailed.

Oh, wow. So he was. Yeah. Now I'm right behind the angry guy and I'm like, I'm a little, I'm just a kind woman trying to get home. Kind woman, gentle soul. Yeah. Children at home.

I'm a mother of eight. My children need me. Anyway, so he got back in the car eventually, and when we started moving, he just kind of off he went. But it was terrifying. You've got to keep calm out there, guys. It's a weird world. What did you say?

Keep calm, carry on? Keep calm, carry on.