ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th April, 2025

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Carwen took a big risk just to get her nails done on the cheap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For a few years in the 1970s, the Mr. Asia syndicate made millions. Heroin creates its own market. It acts like a form of plague. Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down. Clark would have threatened him. Go and kill him. If you don't, I'm going to kill you and your wife and your son. This is Mr. Asia, A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your son. This is Mr. Asia, a forgotten history. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, let's go to Karwin, who had, I would say, a harrowing

experience in West Auckland. I know. I want to know why you even bothered doing this. I thought you were going to say a harrowing experience in Ukraine. We cross to her now. Karwin, what is happening in Ukraine? What is the energy there? Tell us about this morning. You were on the ground there.

This is really awkward. I am not in Ukraine, guys. It really puts your problems into perspective, doesn't it? Before you come and moan to us. I'm not bitching and moaning. You started this with me bitching and moaning. I'm not bitching and moaning.

Why did you go and get your fingernails done because you always do yours yourself? I have stopped doing them myself because I realised that I was doing them a little too often, got a little scared of hand cancer, honestly. And I was like, if I don't.

Wait, that's a thing? Yes, because for your hand and the LED. I get gels. Yeah. And I was like, I'm doing it too much. I sunblock my hands before I go. Same. But I was like, I'm doing it too much.

How do you do? I'll just get it done once a month by a professional. Okay. Build it into my budget. Anyways, it's getting kind of expensive which is the reason that i initially stopped then i was looking for places around where i live west auckland oh i was gonna say because you know my gal sophie she loves the phoners you would hear us talk about sophie the nail gal who loves the phone she loves the phone and topics

she's north shore she's far away from you also, I think probably Sophie's like a little too expensive for me. Like she's very talented and I don't have that. So you want someone who's not talented. And cheap. You want someone on the up. You want the next future best nail tech. Thank you. 27.

Thank you. Anyways, I find my girl Lisa. All right, Lisa. She has this flag outside her house. I'm like. That's what I look for in any business. Is it a pirate flag? Gay flag. No, no, Lisa. She has a flag outside her house. I'm like... Well, that's what I look for in any business. Is it a pirate flag? Gay flag. No, no, no. It says Lisa's nails. It's a teardrop flag, Lisa's nails.

Oh, okay. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, just look it up. She can't be that expensive if she's just in her home. Yeah, because what you mean by that is it's not any lesser service. It's that she doesn't have to pay big overheads. She's not. In pay big overheads. She's not. In the city, overheads.

She's not paying to be in a mall. But she's a smart, clever cookie because she can claim back a percentage of her house as a home office and workspace. Because that's why you've got a nail salon in your lounge. That is correct. A quarter of your lounge is a nail salon. Have you ever had your toes done by Vaughan? He does a pedicure like no other.

Vaughan's toes. I don't do hands. Just toes. Just toes. And you're filming the whole time for your channel. I film the whole thing and I clean them with my tongue. Yeah, yeah. For the moisture.

He uses his mouth. And then I go. Yeah. No, I had to. He spreads them. He goes. I apologize to all listeners. I had to stop going because he was like, I'm going to save the water.

Anyways. Yeah. He was like, I'm going to drink that later. So you go in. So I look her up and I'm like, it looks great. The deal. $30 for jellies. Whoa, fuck off, that's cheap. $30.

That's like $25 less than I was paying. Well, she doesn't have to pay to be in the mall. That's why. Exactly, exactly. I'm walking up this long driveway. I'm like, ooh. But don't worry about it, guys. She's got a whole garage that's her nail salon.

Beautiful, great, good. So you were just a little worried because you're just walking into someone's basement and that's how like scary movies start you think you're getting your nails done in someone's basement and then you're locked in there no you're getting you're nailed to a table and to be fair i thought that because there's like a house at the front why wouldn't you be tied to a table nailed it's torturous it's like a complete sicko yeah i mean tied to a table that's sexy and hot yeah yeah yeah not with nails no no no right so you get there yeah so there was a house at the front and i have thought this whole time that that's the house right but actually it's down a long driveway and the longer the

driveway went on i was like oh yeah but yeah beautiful like fully built garage purpose wow okay and like she has the massage chairs. She's playing clips of those pranks where it's like a... Oh my God, they always do that in nail salons. The prank clips. What are you talking about prank clips in the nail salon? Like Asian prank shows. The lift four comes out.

Yeah, the lift four comes out. It's just a screen. And they've got acoustic covers of Justin Bieber playing. You are literally describing my father-in-law's house. Acoustic. He should sell his covers to Lisa. You said acoustic. Did you say acoustic?

Acoustic. Oh, no. She's hitting that Q. That's what you play pool with, mate. Acoustic. Acoustic is what you play pool with. Acoustic. Acoustic.

It's a C. You're hitting the U too hard, my love. Hey, I'll turn my mic back off. This is about Carwin, okay? Yeah, acoustic. She did my nails. And you know what? I've been wanting to get cat eye nails, which Hayley has all the time because she's rich.

Thank you. She's actually rich in spirit. Thank you. I'm rich in joy and the pleasures of life. Yeah, and every time I've looked at going where I was going, they're like 90 bucks. And I'm like, absolutely not. Yeah. So she has a thing that has the cat eye nails.

And I go, how much? And she's like, 45. So I have cat eye nails. I saw your nails and I was like, bitch, they're beautiful. You've found a new place. This is good. It's pretty close to my house. I'm loyal to Sophie.

And that's why we do the phoners every day. You know? Yeah. To impress Sophie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. So you didn't die walking down this

giant driveway and you've got cheap nails and she gave me a punch card you know so like if I go a few more times

five dollars off no you have to go find out where the punch is sold like warehouse stationery punch your own card no no no

because she's such a small business she's going to welcome you with ten balls and she's going to be like bitch you've been

in here once you're right I feel shit for the first time come back with a ten punch card and then you're going to be like, bitch, you've been in here once. You're right. You fucking shit. First time come back with a tin punched card. And then you're going to get banned. I felt so bad that time that sushi shop went under because I kept punching that card myself with the warehouse stationery punch. That's stealing.

Yeah. That's straight up stealing. They had to go back to Imperial Japan. Yeah, they did. They didn't even get to go back to modern Japan. They actually shipped Them back to 1700 Yeah it was awful For them

Yeah Empirical Japan Which if you've watched Shogun Hell of a place Rough And Fletch was like Fuck you

Punch punch punch Free sushi Free sushi Enjoy Imperial Japan You white pig