ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th April 2026

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

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From the Zedium Podcast Network. It's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Oh, what have we got? Vaughn Smith. What have you got? This is a... Oh, I never noticed that it only had my name on it.

Oh, well. No, fuck you guys. Not sharing. Wait, have you got mail? Got international mail. Oh, okay. From Emma, who's in Dubai, but this is sent by way of Wellington. Oh, okay.

So, I don't know if a sort of a package came home. Dubai. family sent it on. Oh, okay, yeah, lovely. The friends sent it on. Dubai wouldn't be a great time at the moment. So, I mean, hearing from quite a few Kiwis who are in Dubai. Yeah.

Rochelle's one of the main ones and she, like, sends me updates on, like, missiles and, like, send me videos of like, vibe check. Debris falling out of the sky. And there was, some people are like, ah, it's all good. And some people are like, this is the fucking scariest thing I've ever been in. And some people are like, another couple were just like, we're off into the desert. And they just high tower. Lovely.

So, I don't know. We went out into the desert in Dubai, didn't we? It was lovely. Yeah, but we weren't kind of being bombed incredibly by Iran at the time. It was a different, isn't it? So, the little international care package, and we like opening these.

These are pretty cute. Oh, I see chocolate. Haley's not here. Wait, so is it just for you or is it for all of us? Well, let me read the letter. Okay. If you would let, let me read the letter. We just got a letter.

Dodged a few missiles to get here, but please enjoy some of the original Dubai chocolate. They're OG because you know everything's a knock-off, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my goodness. Dessert chocolatier. Wow, that even looks expensive. Is that the pistachio one?

Yeah, that's that pistachio. Feel the girth of the, the girth of that. All the girth of thickness. Or wrap your fingers around the girth of that one. It's a thick little girthy. So it says milk chocolate with pistachio and Kunafah. Yeah, that's... Like the coconut?

Is that what you're saying? That's a limey tasting thing, right? Oh, okay. But no, you're right. It's like coconut threads, but it's got a lot. limey. Always just checking the best before date to 2027 to the February so we've got a whole year to

eat that. I'm sure that's going to take us a whole year to eat. You know, nibble away a bit each day. Also some little Lego accessories for the team. Now this is very interesting. Because it's Lego mini fig hands. Yep. Like you know how you could pop the hands out of the end of a... Oh, so they're like replacement hands.

I've got a Lego mini fig here. There's... She might have fallen off. Oh, you had one on your bag. I think where so Katano fell off. Oh dear. So these are replacement hands for the Lego people. But it says a little Lego um, Dildos for our old boy Vaughan.

Oh. How do you know they're dildos? Oh, I can see that. They're cocks and balls. Yeah. They're tiny. So what you just clump that on to the Lego hand. Yeah.

So now I think we're going to take ourselves a trip to, um, the Lego store and Newmarket and custom make mini things that look like us. I don't think those are sanctioned by Lego somehow. I know. I don't think so either at all. So they like 3D print it. They don't look at that tiny. That's a hat.

Amazing detail for a tiny little dildo. I will say, though, the scale, that would make... That's a huge deal. That would be like a human with a one metre penis. It would be nice. You know what I mean? There's even some...

And no one legitimately wants that, do they? There's a glass-looking one in here, Haley. Oh, you know I love glass? Yeah, they love glass. You know I love glass. So she says this with some glass, Dildos and some... And then there's a martini glass. Oh, there you go.

That's your... A mini-a-a-martini glass. That's lovely. Nothing for Fletch, because they obviously wouldn't be interested in such childish things. No, I'm not interested in Lego.

Lots of love from a genuine friend of the show, Emma. Thank you, Emma. Shout out to Shannon in the workshop, she also says. Oh, yeah. Okay. And there's some chocolate-cover dates here

for the producer Gullies. Oh, they look nice. They love, yeah, they love their dates, don't they? Yeah. They really love, they really love dates. So that's come by way of... Thank you, Emma. I don't know what this is.

Thank you, Emma. I don't know what this is. pink masked cowboy well you should put that on your laptop you've got room there on the side no because this is this is my old generation laptop work wants this one back oh have you still not have you not

um useless I can't be on I'm locked out of mine too I got a new phone through work I can't be fucked setting it up oh my gosh no I know I've voted I did like dude it's such a thing like my

iPhone 12 yeah I'm on an iPhone 12 Thoughts and Perez. I mean, you can literally move immediately to the latest iPhone. Or whatever the work's giving you. No, it works giving me an iPhone 13, but it must be one of those... Huge upgrade. From iPhone 2020.

Was it 2020? Was it 2020? Yeah. No. It's the smallest memory iPhone, so I can't, like, just put everything across from my phone. Oh, no. So it's a whole thing, and I was just like, I'm not doing that whole thing. That's an admin heavy day.

So what are you going to do? You're just going to sit on it for a bit? Yeah. Just see what happens. where the feeling takes me. God, yeah, I'm turning.