ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th August 2023

Episode Date: August 15, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley reveals she's been sharing something with Aaron!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And I think now, Vaughan, you're going to be disgusted at what you hear. Okay. Here I am. Here I am now.

Please disgust me. You were out of the room. Hayley just slipped this into conversation. She slipped it in. I am disgusted. Between the two, I slip out to go to the toilet and she slips it in. No, I just, in general, I'm a mess at the moment. And like my car.

Your life. Everything. Everything. You were wearing a t-shirt under your sweatshirt today. I got hot. So we had to take off the jumper. And then we couldn't have buzzies out in the show. Because there was no t-shirt on underneath.

Yeah, because I couldn't find a t-shirt. It's dark. Everything's a mess. Everything's a mess. I like it. I like living like that. I don't. It's chaotic

for my already busy brain. I went to Wellington over the last weekend and I put my piano and my... Your what? I know. I say it fancy.

No, she says it fancy. Piano. Piano. Piano. Piano. I put my piano and my piano reaves. I put my piano and my piano reaves. I put my piano reaves in the back of the car and my suitcase,

and I haven't taken them out. There's nowhere in the house to put them at the moment in the renovation. There's a lot happening. So I've just sort of left it there. And then I went looking for something yesterday, and we parked up somewhere, and all my dirty undies were in the back of the car. You could see them through the window.

But what's in there is also like my toilet bag. But I can't be bothered getting it out. So I just like haven't been using toiletries. So what happened last night when you needed to brush your teeth? I just use errands. I just have been using it since Sunday. That's absolutely fine. I'm not disgusted at all.

Yeah, I use it. I mean, I guess you like kiss them. Yeah. Yeah, I don't kiss as like gums. Shana doesn't love it when I use her toothbrush. Like if we're away and I forget. But I just do it. She's like kiss him. Yeah. Yeah, I don't kiss his gums. Sade doesn't love it when I use her toothbrush. Like, if we're away and I forget, but I just do it. She's like, ew, yuck. And I'm like, it's fine.

Just wash it. Give it a good wash. I've been using that. I've been using his deodorant or producer Jared's deodorant, depending on what day, whether I've remembered to do it in the morning or not. Absolute mess. Like, I can't remember the last time I washed my face. And actually, I've got to say, it's holding up quite well.

It's doing all right. I think it's looking great. I had a shower And actually I've got to say it's holding up quite well It's doing alright I had a shower at the gym yesterday With Aaron in the gym shower Oh really? No we didn't do anything sexy But just like he forgot body wash and I had body wash So we body washed We shared it together

It's just mank at the moment Can't even find a freaking t-shirt let alone a toothbrush So I just use Aaron's. And I'm trying to wear his T-shirts. Are these undies new? Yeah, I've got fresh undies on. You've got fresh undies on? Yeah.

Like new undies or just they've been washed since you wore them last time? They've been washed since, so they're fresh from the wash. Fresh from the wash. I couldn't deal with all this chaos that you have at the moment. It's bad. Yeah, it's getting bad, man. I'm filth. It can get worse.

Yesterday, my head was itchy Because my hair was that dirty Right and that makes your scalp itchy It made my scalp itchy So I got a good wash yesterday But I don't know what I look like I don't have a mirror That's good though I couldn't tell you what I look like

Because you're not putting unfair pressure on yourself Yeah You're living in the middle of chaos If there was a mirror and you were reminded before you went to work. Yeah, but we filmed this show and then beautiful producer Shannon puts up clips. She puts so many filters on you. She's doing her best. She's up and in.

She does. She spends hours. She does nothing. Giving you the digital nip tuck. Yeah, she just grabs the clip and she just pulls it up and it just kind of lifts everything. It kind of makes everything long on you. Yeah, she just grabs the clip and she just pulls it up and it just kind of... It kind of just lifts everything. It kind of makes everything long on you. Yeah, which...

She does that. I need. Everything's down at the moment. Everything's down, down, down. Elongate. Elongate a bit of everything. Yeah. Yeah.

I will sort it out soon and start looking a little bit better, but at the moment I'm wearing a borrowed t-shirt that was in someone's locker. I'm excited to see what it's going to be like when your house is finished, how you are. I am the best example of a human being when I get to exist in a normal world. I think you're going to become comfortable with this new existence. A slob. I'm a slob. That's what it is.

This lovely house, you're going to be like, I don't like it. There's no mess. Let's live in a van. Maybe.