ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th August 2024

Episode Date: August 16, 2024

On today's Lil Bitta Pod Shannon has a romantic date with a member of the team...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and again, once again, I have entrusted Shannon with a visit to Major Murray Fluffington over the weekend. As Hayley mentioned earlier this week, it's Cat of the Year. I've got the Cat of the Year. You know the Cat of the Year? My one looks pretty much like it. Looks more like your old cat Yeah it does That was a British blue Mine's grey I'm going to look after Hayley's cat this weekend

If we hadn't done this chat I would have completely forgotten I assume she would have reminded me at some stage She would remind you because you know how much she loves Rolly She'd ask for photo updates once an hour And she'll ask for photo updates too. She knows you're bloody useless. Because he's a naughty

cab. And you should be dishing out some discipline on Murray this weekend too. No, he's okay. He's too cute. This is the second time you've looked after Murray but you were quite shocked the first time. You had warned me about the human size shits.

He does, yes. But it is jarring. Like, when you have to scoop them, there's resistance. There's heaviness. There's weight. There's weight to these. Because I don't know what's wrong with his tinier nose, but I have to feed him these pellets.

It's like Metamucil, but for cats. He should have some of Christine's banana bran muffins. to feed him these pellets they're like five it's like metamucil but for cats yeah and um christine's banana brand muffins my mom's really get stuff moving they really rip through your christine's brain um but yeah and and so i don't i think that's what causes these shits to be so huge it's and everybody when they've never seen one of these is blown away it is human size i'm not exaggerating this. And when you scoop them, he watches you. He's, like, stoked.

He's like, yes. He's just like, I did that. Careful with those. Careful with those. I spent a lot of time working on that. Yeah. I love pet sitting him, though. He does dismiss me, though.

I'll hang out for, like, maybe an hour, and then at a certain point, he'll just walk out of the room, and I like come near him and he'll just like ignore me. Yeah, he's done. Oh, he's done. He's used you for some warmth. Yeah. And because he's done that lately because it's winter, he'll come and cuddle next to you and then he'll just get up and leave. And you're like, aw.

Yeah. He's just like, no, I'm done with you. Yeah. But my boyfriend's going to come round, so he's going to meet Murray. Oh, he can do a magic trick for him. Do you know what? Do cats have the ability to comprehend magic? I don't know. i've watched him do a trick to a dog and the dog started freaking out like just a simple like here's a ball the balls disappeared oh and the dog was like where's

my ball yes do that to murray see if he likes it okay i'll film it i'll get brendan to disappear his fish there's probably a lucrative market in cat magic Cat magic Do you think so? Yeah Oh yeah like those rich like remuer housewives Crazy old empty nesters Yeah they've got this cat or dog that they love They just want it They think it values the entertainment

But it doesn't Yeah this is a side business This is a good idea Side hustle It's a hustle Cat magic It's definitely a hustle Like here's a cat biscuit

It's gone Yeah And then Like, here's a cat biscuit. It's gone. Yeah. And then, oh, it's behind your ear. Yeah. Oh, see, I would like that. I'm so excited now. Well, good luck. Let us know how that goes.

Yeah, I will. The ZM Podcast Network.