ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -16th December, 2025

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan got into some serious carpark beef!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium podcast network, it's Fletchpawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, I'm loving the summer weather we're experiencing in New Zealand for our northern hemisphere listeners. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. But you're also like snow, so ha ha ha to us. But I feel like when the temperature goes up as quickly as it did, the moods, everyone's a little bit sweaty and hot and chafy and the mood's a little bit skewerth.

Yeah. And also. someone that's not enjoying it if you have to do everyday tasks when you could be chilling out having this one. Also a stressful time of the year because Christmas coming up and everyone's just had enough of this year. I saw

two examples within 20 minutes. I was the victim of one of what I believe was heat-induced rage. Oh really? I was parked at a fruit and veg store. Yeah. Getting some delicious fruit and veg. Is that place cheap? It is. Is it cheaper than supermarket?

Yes. And it's got good quality stuff. We've got quite a few like fruit and veg places near us. I miss that in the city. It's just supermarket. Yeah. You can't beat it. Yeah, it's lovely.

And it's always a little, maybe a bit of a real fruit ice cream situation here. Yeah, good. Some treats. So I was parked in the Ranger as I'm driving the Ranger. Oh, here we go. I'm a Ford Basseter. He's a prick now.

Oh, dude, I can see, I can see why Ranger drove. Is they just big? And you're like, you'll slow, get out of my way. And why aren't you getting out of my way? And can you not see me? I'm huge. Yeah, yeah, beep, beep, beep, fuck you. Come on, move your ass.

Yeah. So I'm parked And now I'm parked between the lines Okay I'm parked between the lines In the middle of the thing It's a big truck But perfect amount of size

Lines on each side Yes Okay Evenly distributed Do you think it was evenly distributed I was evenly distributed I can see when the car Connected the car that was already there

When I pulled in A little close to my side Okay Hugging your side I'd say a foot A foot between their side and the line Whereas I'm like two foot You know, so I get out of the car.

So far, I think you're not in the wrong. I'm not in the wrong. As a Ranger driver, we're never in the wrong. Because you're simply in our way. Do you have, like, sensors that show you how... How about that virtual bird's eye? It's insane, I love it. Like, I've got, you've had a Mike's car.

He's got it and so many new cars have it. And you drive into the park and you're just like, what the hell? Yeah, it's a camera on top of the car looking down. It's jesus. It's God. How do they do it? Is it Google Maps or something? Like, is it satellite?

Jesus's Wi-Fi. I'm parked pretty well and I go in and I'm buying. And I'm just in the line to check out my veg, my fruit and veg. And a lady says, excuse me, do you drive this ranger? Now that's the tone. That's not a friendly tone, is it? Do you drive this ranger? Yeah.

And she points at it because it's by the door. And I was just like, yes. Now I'm immediately like, oh, something's happened. Yeah. Because of this attitude I'm getting. Yeah. also not your ranger you know what I mean

yeah I drive the ranger but it's not my Ranger so if something's happened maybe she's scratched it or something you're like oh no nightmare so I say yes and she's like well can you move because I'm ready to get out and I can't fit into my car and I say

oh and I look and I'm like there's enough room to fit into the car not for her we don't need to go into that too much But all I'm saying is don't be a bitch If this is a you problem If this is a you problem Just wait

She can say I'm going to pay I'm two people from the front And so I'm like Oh okay I said well I'm just about to pay So I'll come out when I've paid And I'll leave And she's like well I'm ready to leave now Oh fuck

And that's when everyone in line is like Looking at me and I'm like looking around And people are looking at me like And I'm like next in line This person knows I'm literally this one person paying for this, I'm next. Yeah. And she's like,

Taps her watch. I'm ready to go now. It's hot out here. And I was just like, oh my gosh. I would have actually gone back in and I would have slowed down. Got some more. Got some more. I would have perused the counter goods and I would just would have started buying

shit. I didn't need just to be like, hmm. I would have got a bag of grapes and just done one grape individually. Way that, give me the price. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the lady behind me said, I'll save you a place. And she had lots of stuff. And I was like, okay, thank you.

So I walked out and... Wait, you... I would have fucking waited with that rudeness. It was so horrible. She was such a bitch. She was so angry. And I walked out and I looked at the gap. Like, I looked...

I did this whole look at the gap on her side and me like, yeah. Like, that's all I did. What's that? That's what she said to it. I was like, oh, we've got a real bitch on our hands here. So I get in and I... Did you say I'm in the lines? I back up just so the nose of the car goes.

past her front door so she can get in and as soon as she gets in I just drove straight forward again and then she looks at me and she goes thank you oh I was like oh and I walked back in and I was like I was like that was like that was like that was like that was like that was like that was like yes and then the woman behind me who had saved my place hadn't saved my place she'd gone on what a bitch and she had he had heaps of staff so I had to wait behind her she didn't say to me she's like sorry but like you were still doing it. Yeah, I get that, I get that. And I just went and I was like, that's

fine, that's fine, and she was like, and she said to me the woman in front who did skip, who did, she genuinely felt bad about it. She said to me, she was like, that was a her problem, not a you problem. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, then I went to another store because these people didn't have the avocados I wanted, I went to another store. And there was some old guy blowing

up at some 16 year old about how he's trying to push paywave. Why are you trying to push paywave on us? Why are you, you want your surcharge? And this kid's like, we don't even get the surcharge. The bank He said to the back. You fucking old man. And you said to the old man, you can pay with cash if you want.

The old man's like, I don't have cash. I've only got paywave. He's like, I don't know why you're angry about having to use paywave then. This is a you problem. This is a them problem. Too hot.

People are going crazy.