ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th February 2024

Episode Date: February 15, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan got Stung!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I very recently was stung in the face Oh shit By, I believe a paper wasp What's the difference?

They're not cute? Is the paper wasp, no They make wild necks No, the ones that make honey puffs That's a bumblebee Cute as fuck It's a bumblebee. Cute as fuck. That's a bumblebee or a honeybee. That's a bee.

That's a honeybee. Honeybee. Bumblebees are cute because physics says they shouldn't be able to fly, but there they are. No. They're fat. They've got fat fluffos. They got told what they couldn't do and they said, I'll take it from here. Please don't fat shame a bumblebee.

No, no, no. They've reclaimed the word fat. I think they prefer curvy or bubbly. Curvy, curvaceous. Or homely. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no. They've reclaimed the word fan. I think they prefer curvy or bubbly. Curvy, curvaceous. Or homely. Yeah. But they prefer if we say they've got such a beautiful face. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Such a gorgeous face. What? So where did this sting you? Right on the bridge of the nose. Oh. So I was cutting down a large part of our macadamia nut tree, taking the top out of it.

This is fucking going on forever, isn't it? This macadamia tree. How big is this tree? Cut the whole thing down. And we haven't seen a single nut either, taking the top out of it. This is fucking going on forever, isn't it? This macadamia tree. How big is this tree? Cut the whole thing down. And we haven't seen a single nut either. Cut the top out of it. No. There's a lot of admin involved in a macadamia nut.

I appreciate that. Excellent. Your parents bring you a box of chocolate-covered macadamia nuts home from Noosa. Because bloody a lot of work went into that. Yeah. And I was just going ham up there with a chainsaw. And I must have hit.

Was that that little cute electric one you put in the group chat yesterday? Dude, that electric chainsaw fucking rules. It was a, Vaughan put a video of it and it's Sade with the electric chainsaw. It's like. The electric chainsaw. People scoff. I also scoffed at an electric chainsaw until I used an electric chainsaw. It's almost my preferred chainsaw.

Really? Does it do big trees? Well, that's not a big chainsaw. Yeah, right. But yeah, it's just easy. Okay. No pulling. You're gone, you fucking prick.

You just pick it up and you're just like, here we go. Love. Love. Love, love, love. And I must have hit a nest. Because all of a sudden it was just black. And one just, I literally saw it come around the tree.

I saw him coming and he's lying to each other. They always say you see the bullet that kills you. I don't know if you do. I don't know if you get shot in the back of the head. Unless you're a mum. Unless you're a mum, she's got eyes in the back of her head. And then she would just be like, dodge the bullet and say, Hey! Come here! You bloody kids!

You bloody Nazis! Come here! And so it stung me right on the nose and hurt so much immediately. Can I still see a little thing there? Or is that a pimple? I've got little cuts on the end of my nose. No, you've got a little red dot it's still when i'm just poking it now it's still a little bit sore not nearly as bad it honestly felt like i'd been punched in the face so i went in and my eyes were like watering i wasn't crying my eyes

were watering and i went inside and i went inside and I said, Sade, have you got, because I couldn't see if I still had the sting in there. You've got to piss on it. I said, piss on your face. Not the first time, but this time it had a purpose. She was just like, I've just been to the toilet. And my father-in-law was like, I've got one. I'll step up.

And then you were like, hang on, it's not a jellyfish. No, no, it's not a jellyfish. Which also you shouldn't piss on a jellyfish. Apparently it doesn't do anything. You can't piss on any of them. Friends did us wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. not a jellyfish. No, no, it's not a jellyfish. Stop. Which also you shouldn't piss on a jellyfish. Apparently it doesn't do anything. You can't piss on any of them. Friends did us wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They lied to us.

So I said, can you see with your tweezers if there's anything to pull out? And there was like a tiny little stinger in there, so she pulled it out. And it was really weird. And then my father-in-law, after living with us for six weeks, finally came in use. Yeah. He's like, he's very allergic to bees, which I did not know. Okay. And because he's old

and he's had some health stuff, he's got these extremely strong antihistamines. I thought you were about to say an EpiPen. I was like, cool. Champion. Yeah. We'll just talk about EpiPens with me.

Yeah. We'll have how much fun an EpiPen would just be. That I'd like to just have one. Just wake up in the morning and be like, I want to go to work today. EpiPen's movie. Yeah. How much fun an EpiPen would just have been. That I'd like to just have one. Just wake up in the morning and be like, I want to go to work today. EpiPen. And then, whoa! EpiPen, motherfuckers!

Just running to work. Ha! Ha! Ha! I don't know if that's how it works. I'm pretty sure it is. I passed you on the motorway like, what the fuck?

Are you all right? Ha! Ha! Do you want to ride? No! No! I've got to go to the EpiPen. And so he gave me these super strong antihistamines.

Oh, yeah. And the swelling didn't come up, but it was really, really. It did weirdly swell just so it looked like I had a different. Because of very cute nose. People always say. You do have a cute nose. Very button, little beautiful little nose. It kind of, the bridge swelled up and it changed.

It looked like you'd had a nose job. Yeah. And it went a little bit red and I looked like an old boy that had spent a life slamming the drinks. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the little burst capillary. A little look into the future. Yeah, a little what's around the corner. And also there's not a like, that's all cartilage under there.

Like there's no. That's also what I wondered if because there was no soft tissue to swell up. Yeah, because I got stung by a bee or a wasp and it flew through my helmet and stung me on the head. And I had the throbbingest headache for like two days. Yeah. It was nuts. I've had foot and arm and leg and stuff, but never anything like face. I got stung right on the wrist once.

And I just kind of like, I just watched the red go up the arm. And it was just like, oh, that'd be the rib go up the arm And it was just like The heart The heart's probably not gonna like that Oh my god Especially not your heart Will you be careful please Yeah

With your electric chainsaw And your bees Paper wasps Motherfuckers You should put some petrol on it Oh god We've just had a photo Through to the group chat

I'm gonna say it Hon Not your angle You're sort of looking down Over the phone And I'm looking That's kind of when it started swelling. No, that's the kind of photo your mum accidentally sends you on WhatsApp

and she doesn't know she's sent a photo. She's trying to take a photo of the thing that was on. She snaps it and then in a panic sends it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No, that was the angle of the big swollen schnoz.