ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th February 2025

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or wherever you get your podcasts. From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Well, fuck. Yeah. Actually, we would like to say hallo. That's how you say hello in Norwegian. Chicken double dip. Yeah. Actually, we would like to say, hello. That's how you say hello in Norwegian.

There has been an update, another update in Ancestry.com, the website or app where you spit in a tube, you send it away and it will tell you your DNA makeup. I talked to someone the other day about this and they were like, so you're comfortable not knowing the future

of some company that could sell on having your data. And I was like, I couldn't give a shit. I'm more interested in self-assess with myself and knowing how brown I am. Was this friend also on all of the social media apps? Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly. And has a cell phone. Yeah, don't worry. We were screwed years ago. We're all screwed. Yeah. But yeah, there has been an update. And did you notice this update?

Because you messaged us on the group chat. Yeah, because you're just checking on the rig. I don't know. I don't know what drew me to it. Oh, no, it's because I got another email from them being like, hey, you've got a new hint about someone that died 100 years ago, 100 years before you were born. I've unsubscribed to all of that. That you've never met and someone sent you a message about it.

And so I clicked on it to kind of like clear it, I think, and it opened it up. And then I was like, oh, I'll give them a DNA little checksie-wecksie. Yeah. And fuck. You are. Ta-ta Norway. Even whiter than you thought.

I had a bit of Dane. I had a bit of Nor. And they're both gone. No Scandinavian left. My Norway, I think, is gone as well. My Norway is gone as well. My Norway's gone as well. So I immediately look at my DNA makeup and message Vaughn back. And it's at this stage, I don't realise his daughter has his phone.

Yes. Oh, hi. Which one? No, she's sitting beside. That's how it went. She was doing a school assignment and had to say about, like, what's her culture and stuff. And I was like, like look it's white

We message all the time though and sometimes your daughters have your phone. I see some horrendous shit. Yeah yeah I know. What did I reply to that message on? You said you've lost your Norwegian but you've gathered 1% Dutch. Yeah and I said Dutch penis 1% Dutch penis

Which honestly fabulous penises. Straight as an arrow. The Dutch, straight and long penises. The Swiss, the Norwegians, and the Dutch. Lovely long straight dicks. Lovely long straight dicks. Long, smooth straight dicks. Can I get that list again?

The Swiss, the Norwegians, both of whom I have consumed, and the Dutch. Consumed is a hell of a word. And the Dutch. Do not say that hell of a word. And the Dutch. Do not say that again. Do not say that again. No, it's enough. Well, you wait until our South American holiday. Lovely, long, smooth penises.

Right. But the Swiss, they sit on the fence with their penises. They won't, you know. And also, their penises are triangular. Like Toblerone's. And you bruise the roof of your mouth. And at any stage, they can set off some bombs and the penis just drops off entirely. Yeah, that's right.

So I'm English, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, and then I've got 2% Denmark, 1% Netherlands. And so goodbye to Norwegian, Swedish. Remember I used to be 9, 8% Swedish? Yeah, my Sweden, Norway is gone. I got 43% Scottish, 37% English in Northwestern Europe. I don't want any more of that. That's the worst white. Yeah, I got 43% Scottish 37% English in North Western Europe I don't want any more of that that's the worst white yeah

I got more British I got Irish is still devastatingly low at 11% and then I got Welsh and Germanic Europe oh yeah

I will say Elon was just waving he was just was he he said my heart is with you And like I sometimes thump my chest And then do a really straight arm salute

Man ever since you got that 2% German You've been quite out there Vaughn Please calm down Mine's gone I didn't get whiter that's what I'm happy about I didn't lose any Hawaii or Maori But the Swiss and the Norwegian, gone. Yeah.

That's weird that your Swedish is gone. Because you're so, you look so, you've got such a lovely long smooth tan. Yeah. Jesus Christ. No, but you look so of that area. Do you think so? Yeah, I think so. With the tan and the height and everything.

Fascinating. The more people that do this around the world, the more refining it is. That's what changes it, eh? It's insane, isn't it? So, it's so fascinating. Wow. And so white. God, yes.

So white. So white. Oh, wow. I wish you could use this like to get a passport somewhere. Like I could go to Denmark and be like... I could get a British one from Scotland. Give us a passport. Would I get a Scottish?

It's cold there, though. You get a Scottish passport. But they do have incredible pastries and slices. I'll tell you that much. You'd be fat as a hog, mate. Honestly, you would. It's so cold, I'd just hibernate. Yeah.

That's rough. Oh, do you think... Oh! Oh, what's happened? I'm hibernate Yeah That's rough Oh do you think Oh Oh what's happened I'm looking at a map here Do you think it's changed Because the regions Because look

My Germanic Yeah Includes a bit of Switzerland Includes a bit of Czechia Oh yeah right But not Slovakia Okay And it reaches down in here

No but that's weird And it's got half of Denmark up here But my Netherlands isn't Germanic look that's what my oh you got the top half I got the bottom half of Denmark I've got the good bit of

you got the tip I got the tip of the Netherlands yeah for the long smooth you got the long thin tip the Danish Danish

if you know what I mean yeah