ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th July 2024

Episode Date: July 15, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's Doha Drink & Vaughan's Dump Bike!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I promise we'll stop sharing travel stories soon Are you alright, Bourne? When we're exhausted of travel stories No, this is the last one

I've still got some I can talk about We're just going to use them because it's personal content Otherwise we're going to talk about phone charges or something. And that's not a scratch. Yeah, one in ten phone charges is a... Is a dupe. Something like that. Yeah, something like that.

Research shows. Maybe you could just say a story instead. What did you do? Tell us one of your stories from the holidays. What did you do? Apart from the pork balls. Said to my kids. Pork nuggets.

Oh, you do nothing but bloody sit inside. You do nothing but bloody roadblocks and YouTube. And I'm watching this dumb family. I was like, it's a nice day. We're going outside. Yeah, and then what? And so I got their bikes out. And their bikes hadn't been running for ages.

And so August is big enough for Indy's bike now. And Indy didn't have a bike. So she rode this old bike of mine Which was fine and we went for a bike ride And then I said I'm making shame And then I said to her You do need a bike but there's no way we're paying

As much as we did for that last bike Because you don't bike ride enough I said we'll go to the dump So dump bike Exactly dump bike So we went and dump. Oh, dump bike. So dump bike. Exactly, dump bike. So we went and we picked out this dump bike. God, these girls are coming of age. $40 for a bike which has 21 gears.

The gears work. 21 gears? I thought there were five. No, there's heaps now. You can get heaps. Three on the front, seven on the back. What? Seven times three, 21.

They all work. That works well. Shimano gears. Oh, Shimano work. That works well. Shimano gears. Oh, Shimano. Even I know that. Shimano. Shimano. Shimano.

$40. New back tire, new tube from the warehouse, $20 for both. So $60. We've got a bike that's working. Oh, my God. You're so embarrassing. She's going to go to school and everyone's going to call her dump bike. Here comes Indy riding on the big dump bike.

Go dump bike. Go dump bike, go big dump bike. That was a song I made up. Here comes Indy riding on the big dump bike. Oh, gosh. Because Grease was on TV the night that we got it. Yeah. Yeah. It needs a clean boom, boom.

It's a machine. Boom, boom. It's big dump bike. Dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope. That happened. That was a good story, actually. Yeah, we're going to paint it. So then we went and bought some paint, some paint stripper.

He's like doing the acid-based stuff or the water-based stuff. Yeah. He's like, you've got to be careful with the acid-based stuff. I said, it's because it's acid. And he said, you've got that one, right? Go and buy a $100 bike. So much effort. No, I'm sort of with you here now.

You wouldn't get Shimano gears. So we're going to strip it and paint it pink. She chose pink. I'm not trying to force pink on my daughter just because she's a girl. She chose the pink. She's a girl, is she? Have you fucking asked her recently? Well, that's what her nanny, Sade's mum.

Oh, okay. I was about to be like, oh, we've got a nanny, do we? No, God, no. So her nanny said, oh, it's a boy's bike because the bar goes straight i said oh where does the penis plug in and then we had one of those generational battles of how something isn't just a boy's i was like you look up any international mountain biking event the girls don't ride a bike with a bar that they can step through it's an old-fashioned situation yeah right so i said it's and then the seat is a nice seat wider. I don't think it's the original seat from the bike.

And it's got a hole in it. And I said, no, it's a girl's bike because it's got a wheeze hole. No one liked that gag. No one liked that gag. No one liked the wheeze hole gag. No one liked the wheeze hole gag. I'm going to need to see a photo of this dump bike. Yeah, same.

It's got Shimano gears. Yeah, I know, but it could still be a steaming pile of shit. A GT? Is that a bike brand, a GT? I don't know. It sounds like a steaming pile of shit. A GT? Is that a bike brand? A GT? I don't know. It sounds like a steaming pile of shit. Do you know what it sounds like? A steaming pile of shit on wheels.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. Steaming pile of shit. Steaming pile of shit, dump bike, CRC. Just got to tighten those back brakes and we're going to be ready to go on dump bikes. See, look, you don't need to travel the world to get great stories. It's a great story. I won't even tell my story. It's a way better story.

I love the dump shop on the concourse in West Auckland. There is a lovely lady that works there. It's a great story. I won't even tell my story. It's a way better story. I love the dump shop on the concourse in West Auckland. There is a lovely lady that works there. It's good. Yeah. She's top tier. There's a lady that works there.

She always wears sunglasses regardless of the weather. We got a sack of balls there for a dollar. What kind of balls? Like those small, you know the balls that you win

at like an arcade? Those small bouncy balls? Oh yeah. Those. Yeah. I love those. A sack bouncy balls. Oh yeah. Those. Yeah. A sack of them. Sack of them. For what? What was it for? A dollar. Who cares what that's for? It's a whole sack of bouncy balls for a dollar. Can you roll them down a hill?

Nah, they're still in the sack. We haven't used them. Interesting. Okay. What were you going to say? I went to Doha and accepted drinks from a Lebanese man and I texted you guys to be like if I don't text back I've been roofied and killed went to a bar of my own I liked your story better

did he have Shimano gears? he didn't have Shimano gears he was a dump bike I'd go home with anyone with Shimano gears because that's top quality gears so I went to this bar in Doha because I was there for the night and I couldn't sleep and I found a rooftop bar and I went there

and I sat there and I drank alcohol and then this guy came and he started buying me bar and I went there and I sat there and I drank alcohol and then this guy came and he started buying me shots and I knew that he was probably flirting with me and if he had Shimano gears I would have given it to him. So you were like I'm in a foreign country also can you drink, you can drink

at hotel bars right? Hotel bars and I'm not Muslim, you know like I wasn't wearing anything terrible or anything. So yeah you could drink, you could smoke inside as well. Are you not Muslim, you know, like I wasn't wearing anything terrible or anything. Yeah, right. So, yeah, you could drink. You could smoke inside as well. Are you not Muslim?

No. I was going to. You were going to? Not for you, though. I was going to. It's quite a big commitment. Just looking at the GT. GT bikes is a form of bikes, by the way.

Do you know what form it is? A fucking dumpster. A dumpster fire. It's a dump bike. It's a flaming piece of shit. A GT flaming dumpster is what you've got there. 21 gear flaming dumpster fire It's a dump bike It's a flaming piece of shit A GT flaming dumpster Flaming dumpster piece of shit on wheels 21 gear flaming dumpster

21 gear Shimano gears Might I add Shimano