ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th June 2023

Episode Date: June 15, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley brags about an upgrade!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And you've caught us here behind the scenes with Hayley rubbing her wealth and status in our face. Yeah, bitches. Get down. Bow down. Classic bourgeoisie. Yeah.

We're down here whatever the opposite of that is I can't remember that part of Russian history we're on the lower floor

of the Titanic and she's up on the upper deck and Leonardo DiCaprio is painting her this is something you do at least twice a year

and I've never done it voluntarily once you've gifted me one she's got an upgrade I got an upgrade she's got an upgrade I never an upgrade She's got an upgrade I never I didn't

Okay now we've got a pot Calling the kettle black situation Because this guy lives in upgrades Well upgrades This is a black pot Calling a kettle black Like you You're the burntest pot

Wait I'm a plastic kettle You're so salty You're melted I'm a 24 dollar You're melted into a black pile Of burnt goo Plastic Plastic kettle

Hayley is She's made it Born to silver In New Zealand status. That's right. That's a big deal. Merci, merci. And with this, I got one complimentary upgrade of any domestic or international flight. Now, I am not going anywhere internationally, like very far, to save that for.

And if I was, well, I'm going to leave Aaron. I'm going to leave Aaron and I'm going to leave a six foot six man and economy where I pop up to, he would not have it. He would not have it. You absolutely give me that upgrade. So I got a free upgrade. And then I just realised in a couple of weeks, I am off to Melbourne.

So I've added it on. So you're, this is all last minute? Because this only just happened. Then I'm going to Australia. Yeah. No, I sort of, it's been in the calendar. I'm going over here. Have you been paying attention to Australia?

I've done lots, but not for a while. Because I'm here with you guys all the time. Right, so this is when we're away. So this is like a little mini break. A little mini break, and I was like, I'll pop over, see my bruv, make some money. It's going to be a great time. And now I'm in the upgrade.

And I've only been in there once, and I made quite the scene. Because I had an upgrade I'll pop over, see Mabrov, make some money. It's going to be a great time. And now I'm in the upgrade. And I've only been in there once and I made quite the scene. Because I had an upgrade that was expiring and I gifted it to Hayley. What a cutie. Yeah, and you got it. What a great guy. Because you don't always get it. Like if it's full and there's too many people in there, you don't get it. Why aren't you using it when you go away?

Is it just trans-Tasman upgrade? Yeah, this is a trans- Like smaller. Yeah, yeah. Small flights. But I've been on a business class once because I was going over to do the same show and my flight got cancelled. That was the only flight they could get me on, but it was a different airline, not fancy.

Oh, yeah. This is Air New Zealand, which is like so nice. That is pretty booved. And then the second time I've been on business class was when you upgraded me in for that. I feel forever in your debt, but I know it's sort of like- Like I've been, every time we go out, I'm like, who's getting the drinks this round? I'm like, remember that time-

You'd be like, oh my God, this champagne's so nice. Oh my God, remember how they give you champagne in business class? I'd be like, yeah, I do remember that. It was really nice, thank you. But we got an upgrade for work when we went to Emirates to Dubai years ago. And then it ruins it when you have to be in an economy and then you're trying to eat something with your arms like this. It ruins it when you're going away overseas

to enjoy a lot of things that people can't have. It really ruins it when you've got to sit. Here he is. He's putting it in perspective. Only because I've got a family and I can't afford to upgrade us all. If it was just a big dog. He would go on his own. If it was just a big dog.

For sure. Here we go in business baby oh my god it's so flash and i don't even try to pretend like i'm there because i deserve to be i'm i'm like bloody oliver twist you know like oh my god yeah excuse me could i have another hot towel oh my god and i make for you know how i love to make friends yeah i make friends with whoever's the flight attendant and they'll just they'll just keep me absolutely tousled the whole time. I love it. Have you seen that story about the flight attendant yesterday

that's been, like, flying for Air New Zealand for, like, a million years? Oh, the old boy? Yeah, and he's just finally retiring. Yeah. I've flown with him, for sure. Air New Zealand. Imagine how many, like, even as a pilot or a flight attendant, how many, if you did it for, like, 50 years,

how many, like, miles or kilometres you would have flown in your life? I don't want to do anything for 50 years. I don't strap. When you're a baby, they should strap something on you that starts tracking your kilometers. And then at the end of your life. I'm sorry, are you suggesting some sort of chip? Some sort of tracking device.

And see how many kilometers you covered as a human being in your life. As a human through your life. I don't know. I was just thinking about people who drive for a living. But if you're a pilot traveling at, what, 900 k's an hour for the majority of the time that you're moving? Yeah. For like 12 hours from Auckland to LA. That's insane.

And doing it multiple times a week. Yeah. Like at the end of your life, and then you get home and you drive and you walk and you're constantly moving. How far does a high-end travelling human travel in their lifetime? It's actually a way, well, to me it's a more alluring way of measuring how much fun I've had. As opposed to how much money have I made. How far have I gone? Statistic.

The average adult will walk almost 75,000 miles over their lifetime. That's the equivalent of traveling around the world three times. And that's just walking. Walking existing. So this is typical adult steps of just under 7,000 a day. So that's 120,000 kilometers. I don't even know. I don't even know what I've done.

Well, you drive to work most days, so I don't know if. I don't even know what I've done. Well, you drive to work most days, so I don't know if it'd be that much. No, but you think about how much... You think about in the 1700s, when it was like the mass... The world's bravest mission was to pack up a ship with a bunch of dudes that in a few months you're not going to mind fucking. And times are going to get tough

and you're all going to have scurvy and maybe Jizz has got vitamin C in it. I'm low on vitamin C. So you jump in a ship and you're sailing into the great unknown and you'd be gone for years. And you could cover the same amount of ground now in one weekend on a big jet. How am I going to tell my 1700s wife that we did hand stuff on the ship?

She'll be dead by the time you get home. She's doing finger stuff with the maid as well, don't worry. I promise you she is. She was doing P&V stuff with the postman in your absence and then she died in childbirth and your son that was miraculously born years after you left doesn't look anything

like you. Wild times. Take me back.