ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th June, 2025

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch had a bit of an... incident... at the masseurSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's little bit of pod Welcome to a little bit of pod now yesterday I had I went to the first of many new massage places that I'm gonna trial out Oh, yeah, you're gonna shop around a bit. Oh, yeah, you could you guys my guys gone my guys gone I went back to the store just in case he'd like pop back up Wishful thinking. It's empty. I looked in and everything in the shops gone Oh, I mean, I see a rogue massage table. You could take it Don't know we've got a mess. I'd have to find a massage person to then come Yeah, step one. You just put on the side of the road you jump on it and you say free massages

They just don't know that they're giving them rather than receiving them. There's one at our gym, a massage table upstairs. I know, upstairs I thought about lying in it yesterday. Yeah. There's an abandoned cafe outside work here and it's just full of cafe stuff and I'm just like, surely there'd be something in there I could use. Can we take it? Like a pie warmer or something. Oh, probably.

That'd be nice. Oh, yeah, I'm starving. Take up a fair bit of real estate though. You know this guy, he really knew his stuff and my back is knotty. Your knotty back and a sore back. It's sore and knotty and it needs McGuy, but he is MIA.

Dead. Presumed dead. He's either fled the country or the business has gone under. Yeah. Either way, I hope he's doing well. Either way, I wish him well. I actually wish him well. I'm sending teas and peas his way

Yeah, so um I google because you know I'm I said this to you guys. I'm a Chinese over a Thai I've got the best Thai massage in the country. I don't like the bendy stuff at the end. When your titties are like So I find this place that's near my house, and I go upstairs and I walk in I'm just like do you have a half an hour appointment now? Yes. You commit to a 30? I go to a 30 I'm not gonna do a whole hour in case they're not that good. Yeah, yeah. And she says yes we've got time now do you want a man or a woman? And I'm like I don't mind it doesn't bother me. Bisexual. I'm imagining for women though you'd prefer a woman though. Fuck no sometimes when you get a man and he absolutely slams you, you're like

Oh really? Yeah, especially the feet Cause I remember being at a massage place once and yeah a guy came in and the girl was like oh no I don't want a man Oh no I don't care, have a look Yeah, really? Well I mean it's all professional isn't it, you're not going to a bloody Of course I am, I'm not going to a dodgy place

A dodgy place So this guy comes in and Are you not? Is that not what you're looking for? No, I'm looking for a not what you're looking for? No, I'm looking for- Chris, did you have a recommendation? I had a couple, yeah.

The one in the mall under the escalator. No, the one in someone's house, you know, with the windows blacked out. Oh, yeah, it's their garage, it's just got some carpet down. Yeah, there is a massage place in Central City that has like a sign that says massage, but it's in vivid, and I'm like, that, now that looks dodgy. You're getting jerked off again. You're getting jerked off again. a sign that says massage, but it's in vivid. And I'm like, that, now that looks dodgy. You're getting jerked off. Yeah, you're getting jerked off.

Nothing like being wanked off in a suburban garage in Glen Innes. Oh yes. So I say to this lady, she's like, man or woman? I'm like, man. And then I get on the table and I hear the curtains open, so I look up and there's a guy in a matching tracksuit. Wonderful.

In a brown, a gold matching tracksuit. I'm like, this is my guy. I'm like, really sore back here? Yeah. I'm like, this is my guy. I'm like, really sore back here? I'm like, just go to town on this and fuck. He started. And I was like, it was the most painful but necessary massage. That's why I can't do Chinese stuff.

I've cried in a Chinese massage. I've got knots like the whole way through the top of my back. But he's getting in there. He's getting, and you know what? It was pretty good. It was pretty good. Up until this one moment. Oh no. Oh no. He checked you off. He's getting, and you know what, it was pretty good, it was pretty good. Up until this one moment.

Oh no, oh no, he checked you off. He's getting, no. That would've been great. No, I'm faced out, that would've been great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would've been great competitiveness. Great way, you know, the pain and pleasure, the contrast.

Fine line. It's like a, you know, a scratch and a tickle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's done kind of both sides, and he's really got in there, and then he's kind of doing the, I guess the mid Top of the neck and then down so he's standing at the top of the table And he's kind of reaching down over me and he's kind of halfway down my back

And he's kind of like moving like this and that's at that point fucking your top I can I can feel his his cock has his dick donking my head No I can feel his dick donking my head. No! It's like, donk, donk, donk, donk. He's cock tapping you. I'm like, dude, you're donking the top of me, you're cock tapping me. I can feel it between my head and his track pants. Like donk, donk, donk.

Track pants! Donk, and I'm just like, and I kind of like move down the table a little bit and then he like obviously, oh my god. I'm like dude your dick is on my head. Oh no. We can't go back there. I don't know.

Yeah we're not going back there are we? Okay so we're not going back to there. I did get a card though. They do do you know like the sushi places, the 10th ones free. Yeah. Concession. What, how's the shoulder? It's a lot better today.

It needs probably another two or three sessions I reckon. But can you handle a couple more cock tappers? I was going to say how's the shoulder? It's a lot better today needs probably another two or three sessions. I reckon Can you take can you handle a couple more cock tappers? I was going to say how's the back of the head? Prevent? Dent? He's got a dent. I don't know is it bruised? Yeah you've got a dent. Oh my god it's actually the shape of a dick.

Yeah you've got an imprint of a cock and balls in the back of your head. So I'm crossing that one off the list. It was good for price. Really good massage up until the cock taps. Yeah okay well. So my search continues.