ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th June 2026

Episode Date: June 15, 2026

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From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, and guys, it's finally happened. I told you one day this day would come. Wait, what? I've got a robot vacuum cleaner. Yes, yes, yes. We must discuss. Because I was, you know, the only reason that stopped me from getting one was that it was, I had a step up in my lounge.

And that's gone now. Yeah. I was all for you building a ramp. A robot ramp. A robot ramp. Yeah, yeah. And I tell you what, oh my God, it's so exciting. I just stood there and watched it.

You showed us a little bit. Because I didn't realize that you got a nice one that's got a little camera on it. Oh my God, so this is what I wanted to talk about. And I didn't, I didn't even know this was possible. And so we were like watching it sort of dance through your home yesterday. Yeah, and it would get to the cat and it alerts when it sees the cat and it gives you a little pawprint symbol. You can like, in the app it maps your house and you can like mark where things are like, you know, the cat. You say what's tiles, what's carpet, and it's so insane.

Because you've got a heavy, you've got a heavy loop? I've got a heavy loop. Because I've got heavy loop carpets in the bedrooms. And I've got heavy loop. And does it handle the heavy loop? Yes, it handles them fine. Does it handle the heavy loop? And it's got mops in it as well.

See, I need this because I've got wooden floors, carpets, rugs. Oh my God. And a cat. So the one that I got, it's great for cat here. Anyway, so I was like, I put it in the lounge. And it wasn't like going up the ramp and sitting in the church. charger properly because it doesn't like sitting on uneven carpet. And because it was right against the wall, it was on a slight angle.

Because it's the heavy loop. Because it's got more variability because of the heavy loop. So you've got to have it on tiles or hard floors. That's where the dock has to go. Oh, that's all right. I can find a spot. And so I was like, well, great, I'll put in the bathroom because that's tiles. And I was sitting on the toilet and I was like, oh, and it was directly opposite me. It's watching you.

It's watching you take a shirt. I was like, it's watching me on the toilet. And so I open up the cam and it just literally. And there's not even a light that. comes on it to say that it's a... I'm filming. There's a voice activation that comes on that says camera mode or something. But then you wouldn't know that it was on.

And I was like, that is creepy as all fuck. In theory, a form was staying at your house, one of his real nights out. I could turn on the camera and watch him take a put. And watch him take a put or go to the shell. So I was like, I've got to move this. And so I put it back in the lounge and I put some cardboard under the front of it to make it level. because the floor was just slightly uneven.

You should get like a small tile or like a small little thin wood. Yes, I think that's what I'll do next, yeah. But I've got it perfect and it charges and it works fine. Oh my God. It's insane. I could literally turn it on now. I could turn it on now. Turn it on now.

Go, go, go, go. I could just do some whops. Because I've got, we've all got our dice and sticks, but I hate doing it every day. And then since my parents have gone away, I don't have you. cleaners anymore. Oh, you're cool, darling. Why's the house gathering dust and shit? Have you noticed a real change in cleanliness?

Yeah, I have, man. I have. I got an old robot vacuum cleaner, to be honest, probably near in the end of its life. And I've got a dice and stick, but it's a couple of generations old. I've replaced the battery. The other day, I used a traditional tow it around the house. Yes, vintage. We call it vintage.

Yeah, a vintage vacuum. And unplug it there and plug it there and plug it into the. next room and stuff, they do such a, the job they do is significantly better. The suck on these things. The suck on them when they've got the cyclonic power and a big fat base that you drink. You're banging that thing around. It's a real asshole. You get to the end of the extension called you swear because there's only two foot left in the room.

But man, the carpet looked cleaner. Yeah, yeah. Because you've got a robot, though, eh? Yeah, but it's old and it's like, was not first gen robot, but it was one of the first ones. We should have a fight. Well, I want to get one as well. Let's fight. Your robot would, like, and we could bring them over to each other's houses and they could all just clean.

No, they'd get confused, so wouldn't they? Because I've mapped your place. Could this wait till I get my robot law mower? He would like to end to the fire. Yeah.