ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th March, 2025

Episode Date: March 15, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; should we sponsor a rugby team??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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us as individuals. It's a marketing man who likes to make money. Take what you, well, this will make no money, but it will lead to money because exposure. Okay. Is this for the show? It can be for the show.

Okay. I think we should do one for the show. It'd be cool. Okay. Friends of our, my daughter Indy's best friend, Layla,

her parents, Russ and Talisa. Shame to all of Indy's other friends. Number two, number three. It's very obvious. They're like, you and Jess, they're like

besties. Do you remember when our friend Big Hearted James had a friend ranking? No. Did he? Yeah. Who was number one? You? It was, we would tease him about how he'd spend more time with other friends. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he's not the kind of person to rank friendships and so it really upset him. Oh, so you made

him rank it? Oh, so we're number two friends today, are we? We're number four, are we? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're number four, are we? Oh, that's crazy. Oh, like groups of friends, not individuals. You should try that as an adult. It's a lot of fun. Yeah, I love ranking friends. I always tell my second best friend

she's my second best friend. Well, to make you try harder. And she goes, and I know. What are we? What are we? What have Vaughn and I? You've entered top ten. That's pretty great.

Top ten. I'm pretty excited to be here. And you know I collect friends. Yeah. I can't see what you're saying, Han. I can't hear you. Sorry. She can't hear you. Sorry, I'm pretty excited to be here. And you know I collect friends. Yeah. When I can't see what you're saying, hon, I can't hear you. Sorry. She can't.

Sorry, I'm unable. There's a big glass. So Layla's parents manage a rugby team. And it's a rugby team. It's a grassroots bloody ruggers team. It's a girls rugby team. Okay. Adults?

I think like young adults. Like maybe high-end teens, early 20s. Right. And they had a major- Whole life ahead of them. Whole life ahead of them. Little do they know. They had the major sponsor for the jerseys pull out just before the season started. Oh, no.

Heartbreak. They've got to raise, I was talking to them about it, sort of for the team, the fees and to travel and everything. They're looking to raise about $11,000. Oh, Jesus. That's not easy. And they're doing lots of little bits and pieces. Saucy says. Picked up all the hay bales after the QME show. That was $1,000. Oh, Jesus. That's not easy. And they're doing lots of little bits and pieces. Saucy sis.

Picked up all the hay bales after the QME show. That was $1,000 in the hand. I saw people trying to pick those up and they were falling apart. So that's not an easy job. The guy that, if I could just digress with your permission momentarily to some agricultural news, the guy that didn't have a tight pack on the bale. No, he didn't. And they were loose packs, so the strings wiggled themselves off.

Wouldn't happen if it was a tight bale, but of course a tight bale is slightly heavier. Anyway, I digress. Absolute amateur. Yeah. Amateur hour on the bale. It would never happen if Fletch tied them. No. No, the machine ties them.

He's got a lovely knot. The bale ties them. Well, why do you have a loose machine? Well, because it's harder on the machine to pack more hay into the same size, so they do it a little bit looser so that their old balers Don't get Well then they make a mess Hammered as much Yeah okay So anyway I digress Back to the main line

And they said They are selling Sponsorship Spots On their jerseys Oh Okay And for $500

Oh that's a lot of money You get a jersey For two seasons $500 Two seasons $500 two seasons Yeah but Vaughn These aren't televised games

No no no But it shows support And you know people go and watch these games, and they'll support the games, and then they'll be more likely to be like, hey, they supported us, I'll support them. So we could get a hashtag FVHZM on there, on one of them. Oh, okay. You could get a hayleysprout.com to launch your website. Yeah, great.

And this is the thing, it's a donation, it's a tax deductibility, if we're thinking about that can you get anything can I get a picture I'm going to get one that just says Vaughan Smith is cool now they're going to

have to explain that all the time they'll be like what is this company and they'll be like it's not even a company it's just a guy with too much money

to see his name Vaughan Smith is cool written on a jersey I mean you're technically a company you've got a company you could just say it's that

I could put the company name on there is this a charity donation it's not deductible is it yeah yeah yeah It's not deductible. Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a proper biz.

Fletch, what would you get? I'm going to get my website. We'll get one F-E-H-Z-N. So now we're doing four. Oh, I don't know if I'll do this. God, we're just suddenly spending $2,000 on a team I don't know will support. Well, you'll meet them and they'll just be grateful to have your help so they can get to all their rugby games. Can we put a cuss word?

Oh, I don't know. Shit, fuck, fuck. Someone's just running around, number 17. Shit, fuck. Shit on the front, fuck on the back. Yeah, I don't know about swears. I really love that idea. This is the kind of stupid shit I'd do if I won Lotto.

Same. Imagine sponsoring a whole team with just the most stupid sponsorship. A kids sports team Yes I'm going to pay for all of your gear the whole season Yeah But all your shirts have to say fuck on them

And the kids are running around For a kids sports team You couldn't do that But you could have some fun Oh you'd go crazy You could buy the team And just change their name to the Auckland Fox And so they had to have fuck on them

The Auckland Fox Yeah And then the emblem is just a finger. Yeah. A hand pulling the fingers. Okay, so are we getting one? I want one.

I want one too. I could probably put a link in the little bit of pod. I've got nothing to advertise but you, I think you should get a hayleysprout.com. Yeah, I think so too.

Hayleysprout.com would fit nicely across it. It's kind of the whole, oh, here we go, here we go. The MK Rangers. So for two years, $500 plus GST. What's a proper looking jersey,

isn't it? Yeah, it's a proper team, man. The jerseys are quite cool. But the problem is these kids will be running around and it'll say hayleysprout.com. Parents will go to the thing at the game and it'll be this bitch bloody talking about flaps and fanny farts and whatever it is you do in your show.

Hey, you love my queef material. Yeah.