ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th May 2023

Episode Date: May 15, 2023

On todays Lil Bitta Pod, Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley talk "Pain Management"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Hi there. I'm going to share with you a story now that involves drugs. Oh dear.

Oh dear. Now I was on a lot of pharmaceutical drugs last week. Codeine, didn't touch the sides. Tramadol, didn't touch the sides. Tramadol, eh, eh. Better, stronger. Eh. I tell you what, it was God's drug, the wheat sack.

Oh, yeah. Oh, we love a wheatie. Heat it up in the microwave. They don't last, though. No. The heat just drains from them. Do you go hard with your heat sack? Like, do you put it on, like, five minutes? Yeah, five minutes is fucking insane.

I want to fucking burn. Dude, two and a half minutes is more than enough. I once did a heaty, a wheaty, and then I put it down on an ottoman that had synthetic fabric and it burnt a hole in it. That's how hot I like mine. Yeah, same. I like it hot.

That's a hot, yeah. Yeah, wheaty. Well, the wheaty worked better than the pharmaceutical painkillers. Yeah. And for those that missed it, you cracked your tooth. Yeah, yeah. Well, I've cracked two teeth. What's that?

Tooths. Tooths. I've cracked two tooths. Yeah, I think it's teeth. But it might also be tufts. Were you drunk last night when you corrected Hayley on her use of the wrong there? No. Oh, you just had a bit of drunk sass last night in the group chat.

Yeah, it was sassy. It was, yeah. Oh, you just had a bit of drunk sass last night in the group chat. It was sassy. It was, yeah. I'm going to do instantly my mistake. It was, yeah, you wrote there as in location, not there as in possessive.

Yeah. And then Vaughan was like, I'd ask for my money back for that private education. Yeah. And I said, hey, I've had a couple of bowls of wine.

Yeah. And then I was like, all is forgiven. Yeah. So you're two tooths, is the word? Yeah, they are. So they're getting better though.

Every day it's feeling a little bit better, which is great. That's good. But one thing that I did try last week was medicinal marijuana. Vaughan, isn't that illegal? Ah, look, I don't know. It's a grey area. It is grey. It's a grey. You can get it on prescription. It's very expensive. And let's just say I did that.

You did, yeah. And then I made it into an edible product, because I cannot for the life of me, ladies and gentlemen, smoke marijuana. Oh, no, it's terrible. It stinks. No, I can't do that. Yeah, it's smoking, which is gross,

but it's also like, this is me smoking marijuana. Oh, man, yeah, pass that dutchie to the left-hand side. Oh, man, someone put me to bed, and then I'm out. Yeah. That's me. People ask, people I've been asked often, do you smoke drugs? And I'm just like, I do not, sir, I do not. Yeah.

People always assume that we must smoke a lot of weed. Do drugs. Why? I don't know, because you just talk. To be fun and having a good time. Yeah, having a good time. Having a good old time and people just assume we do. It's the natural high of life.

Jesus. It's in the power of Jesus. Yeah. I just having a good time. We're having a good old time, and people just assume we do. It's the natural high of life. Jesus. It's in the power of Jesus. I just do lines of Jesus. That's how I say it. Every Sunday, big lines of Jesus. Break them up. Yeah, every day. Rail them down.

And so I ate a chocolate with marijuana in it. Oh, wow. Where did you source these from? Well, I made them. Wow. From a prescription for Marijuana painkiller Do you just get the recipe out of Annabelle Langbein's

Weed section? And you just plop a little bit in there Her weed cooking book is so good Annabelle Langbein Hitting that bong y'all And I should have just gone Annabelle Langbong Yeah That's her

Alternative But anyway, I had one of these And I should have just gone Annabelle Langbong. Yeah. That works better. Yeah, that's her alternative. Underground alter ego. But anyway, I had one of these chocolates, and I was playing PlayStation. I was playing the new Jedi Survivor game on PlayStation. And honestly, I was just in this game, just walking around doing some missions, and then it hit me,

and I completely forgot how to use a PlayStation. After you'd had the brownie. Com-pletely forgot. I literally was like, what am I doing? And I looked at my hand, and I was like, I don't know that. I don't know what this is. Seriously?

And Charlotte was on the couch. I was like, oh, fuck. And she's like, what? I was like, I've, it's, I'm, can you can turn this off? And she's like, I don't know how to turn it off. I don't play the PlayStation. I was like, just leave it on then. Just turn the TV off.

She's like, can't you turn it off? I was like, I've got to take myself off to bed. And I had to go and like have a lie down. Did you have to cling on to the side of the bed? I didn't have to cling on to the side of the bed, but I did have to put a pillow over my eyes. Yeah, right. Mouth out.

Mouth out, pillow over the eyes, mouth out, lung on my back, wheat sack, because then I said to Shoddy, I need my wheat sack. And she's like, you can get it. I was like, I can't remember how to work the microwave. This shows you what an absolute lightweight I am. Yeah, wow. And I just absolutely completely forgot how to use the PlayStation.

Wow. And I just lay there with that. And I did. I tell you what, there is something to be said about that drug. I completely forgot I had a sore tooth. So the pain hadn't gone away and it just meant that you'd forgotten you were. I think I forgot. Right.

Yeah. Wow. Well, I can't tell you that it was extremely painful during that time, but I also can't tell you what else happened or how to work a PlayStation. That can't be good. Yeah. What is it about making it into an edible thing that absolutely changes the experience? I don't know.

Because someone I'm very close to, and I won't say their name but I may live with them once had a terrible injury and also legally acquired some marijuana have I done that enough? well yeah you got a prescription yeah got a prescription and went for a walk and was trying to find their way back to

our house and then realised he was in Wellington I wouldn't leave the house. I would not leave the house. That's a fool's errand. Yeah, I know. We had that terrible experience in Amsterdam, didn't we? That was both smoking and eating a wheat brownie.

Oh, you fools. In Amsterdam and then walking back to the hostel and I had a bit of a mental breakdown because I saw a smashed pile of bikes. Now, if you've been to Amsterdam, bikes are everywhere. Do you think it was the police doing a raid? They're talking about drugs! I thought there's bikes everywhere in Amsterdam and I thought it was a crumpled pile of bikes.

I was like, oh my God, somebody's bike's been hit by a train. I was like, oh my God, someone's like, their life might be affected and how are they going to get home and how are they going to get to work? And I got closer and closer and closer and it was a pile of sticks. It was inconsolable. Inconsolable about this pile. And then I was upset that

these sticks had just been dumped and yeah, I had to go home that time too. It's just, it's not really for me. I know it's not. It's not for me. It's not really for me. Yeah. It's not, not at all.

Should have legalised it though. Yeah, I can't help but think a lot of people will get a lot of pain relief out of it. Yeah. But, I don't know, you can get it, but shit, it's expensive. Yeah. Shit, it's expensive.