ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th November 2023

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; a moment of Serendipity...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. We just had to Google the definition of the word serendipity because I think none of us were really sure exactly. So it's the occurrence, do you say occurrence? Occurrence.

Occurrence. Occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way. Fluke, good fortune, stroke of luck. Yeah, you see someone. There was that movie, right? That 2001 movie and it was all about the serendipitous. You didn't have good luck and there was nothing beneficial about this yesterday when this happened. No, so yesterday about 5.18 maybe, I realised that there were two things that we needed to achieve yesterday because we couldn't get in our house all day.

So we were ticking off lists, but the two main important things was one, Aaron needs a beard trim. We're going to go do that. And two, we're going to go get our booster shots. And then at 5.18, we were sitting there about to snooze off in the truck. And I was like, shit, we didn't get our shots to snooze off in the truck. And I was like, shit, we didn't get our shots. So I quickly rung the pharmacy. You literally had one job yesterday.

I know, I know. And I didn't do it. When I left you yesterday at like 10, you were like, I'm going to go get my booster. I'm like, good. Because COVID, by the way, for New Zealand listeners, absolutely ravaging the country at the moment. It is bad. We know so many people with it. This wave is bigger than the. Yep. It is bad. We know so many people with it. This wave is bigger than the winter wave. It is huge.

But we will see you at the massive concert we're hosting tomorrow. God, I just want to wear a mask. I do not want COVID again. I think I might. We saw, we went and had eggs yesterday and the waitress was wearing a mask and we were like,

and as soon as she left, Fletcher was like, well, what does that mean? Is she protecting herself or is she protecting us from her because she's got covid and we were like well i don't know actually because you can just go to work now can't you so it's all different now and so every time she came over to top up a water we were like thank you thank you i've got full i've got full masks i've got a darth vader one yeah an iron man one Oh my god You should get a Boba Fett one That would kind of

Just work as a cool look And a Deadpool one That we could wear Masks underneath And then wear masks And people would just be like Oh that guy's just Into Star Wars

But Yeah but can you see out of them Like you want to be able To see Flo Rida Okay good I've got a gimp mask But the ball and gag But kind of gets my mouth a jar

And so I sort of Feel like I don't want that That would actually be Probably Wait that will More likely to get you COVID. That will help stop you drinking or that'll let the drink and the COVID in? No, I put a little hole in the gag bit.

Okay, right. So I can get dribbled when you've got a ball gag on, like ball gag in. If my mouth was open, I would just be dribbling the whole time. That's not sexy. Where are you directing this question? No, anybody, anybody,

even someone listening who has frequented having a ball gag in their mouth. Like when I'm on a massage table with the hole in it, I don't even have a ball gag in, but I'm dribbling all over. Sometimes my nose dribbles and you get so embarrassed that you're like... During the massage because of the downward action. And then when they go out of the room to microwave the hot towels, which seems cheesy. You bring up your mouth like... Or if the phone

rings and they are the only person there so they walk out and start talking really loud hello yeah and then are they

as I always make sure they add that minute they were on the phone to my message I chase that minute yeah chase that minute when they leave the room and it's

12 o'clock on the dot and you're like you've short changed me here yeah because because actually you've done a lot of towel changing here you've done a lot of towel changing here. A lot of towels.

You've done a lot of microwaving some phone calls here. That's bullshit. That's bullshit time. The microwaving and towels should be ready to go. Yeah, also I entered the room at 11. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm getting unchanged.

And I'm a slow undresser. Naked on the table. Yeah, I like when they have a little clock and they start the timer. With the first touch. With the first touch, yeah. And you just hear it go beep and then they might set it for an hour. Yeah. I like when they have a little clock and they start the timer. With the first touch. With the first touch, yeah. And you just hear it go beep and then they might set it for an hour. Yeah. That's what I want.

Yes. Ball gag guide. Six tips for safely using a ball gag 2023 from masterclass.com. How did we get to masterclass? Oh, I've got masterclass. What is this? Yeah, masterclass is like you pay for and then you learn. So what is this?

How to be a dominatrix? Oh, okay. A ball gag is a simple sex toy. I'll add it to my watch list. I'm going to search, keyword search, dribble. Drill. I might search drill. Because maybe you could do some cotton buds on either side of it.

A ball gag may cause the wearer to drill uncontrollably and will prevent them from speaking, but you can still make indiscernible noises like moans and grunts when using a ball gag during BDSM. Right. That's that Korean boy band, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Role play.

The gag where it is traditionally considered the submissive partner or the other un-gagged participant. How to use a ball gag. This does nothing to help avoid dribbling. Well, I wonder if you could get a little portable, you know, the thing the dental assistant uses When the dentist is

Like a drip track Like a little Oh suction The suction Like the bib Oh yeah Avoid using a ball gag if you have a cold Since you can't breathe through your mouth

While wearing those ball gags Refrain from using one if you currently have a cold Or sinus infection That would be terrible It could affect your breathing How did we get here? A ball gag causes lots of dribbling. I need more on this.

I don't remember. It's a bizarre sign bar, isn't it? Well, the sign bar was that I realized. You never even said. Oh, yeah. Okay, thanks. You never even said the moment of apparent serendipity. Serendipity.

Which we worked out is not serendipity, but it was kind of a freaky-deaky planet's aligning. Freaky Friday. It was Jamie Lee Curtis. not serendipity but it was a kind of a freaky deaky planet's aligning friday it was jamie lee curtis so i rung the pharmacy at about 5 18 to be like shit am i too late what time do you close for jabs because we were like we could go now and they said the pharma pharmacist leaves at five and i was like bugger and i text the group and you had already messaged for him to be like i've got mine and I was like my booster and I text you to say hey where did you get it done just in case he got it done somewhere after

hours and you said Allen's pharmacy and I said I just rung them to say is he still there and I heard the other side of that conversation because I laughed because I was sitting with the pharmacist at that moment hearing the woman say the pharmacist leaves at five. Because I arrived just after five and I said, I know I've left this late. Is there any chance I can get a booster? And she's like, we've got to have more people on in case you have an allergic reaction. I was like, okay, that's fine. And she's like, actually, hold on.

I don't think Simon the pharmacist left. And I'll give Simon a shout out because he's a hell of a, didn't know how to work the computer, but hell of a nice guy. Because I delayed him getting home to his family because he said it was very important that people get the booster. And he was happy that a man my age, which I took a little bit as an insult because what do I look like? An old, know-it-all white boomer? You do.

You give that energy and that spirit you are. So then I, so he hung around and gave me the injection And told me 90% of our local fire brigade currently have COVID. I was like, well, I'll make sure I don't leave the pot on on the stove. Really? One guy went to work with COVID and gave it to everyone he was on the shift with. And then one of the guys did a double shift and gave it to everyone on the next shift. Great. That's pretty wild.

Well, yeah. It's ripping around work here as well. Yeah. But anyway, that was beside the point The funny thing was, I was literally in there as Hayley was like Oh I just rang the pharmacist and they said they weren't doing it I was like holy shit, I heard that phone call from the other end Well I haven't got my thing

But I will say there's black blood pouring out your nose at the moment Is that the jab? Is that why you're shedding? Is the three day old curry the reason you're shedding? Or the three-day-old curry the reason you're shedding or the vaccine? Yeah. Oh, it could be the vaccine. It could be the curry. I should have got some good reception on my phone, though.

My nose almost might be bleeding black blood because of... I am actually anti-vaccine, but I'm a huge fan of snorting coke all weekend. By the way, if you're a person that won't get the jab but will do drugs that you don't know the origins of, because that has definitely got some unknown substances in that. That's wild, Abe. Because there's no way pure Colombian cocaine is getting to your country unless you're in Colombia. You're a fucking idiot.

Anyway, that's enough. Bye. Bye.