ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th September 2023

Episode Date: September 15, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley got absolutely swindled!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Just a reminder, the pre-sale for our live show, which is happening at Auckland's Sky City Theatre October 19th, is still on until Monday when all the general tickets go on sale. So if you want to be a part of that, ZM Online has all the info.

You're going to get snatched up. You're going to get snatched up. You're going to get snatched up so if you want to be part of that ZM Online has all the info you're going to get snatched up you're going to get snatched up you're going to get snatched up you're going to be quick I've been fucking scammed

I've been fucking scammed who boy oh no do you reckon you know what it is I reckon I know what this is I've been meaning

to say to you all week oh my goodness no I know what this is we literally talked about this offer and so we meaning to say to you all week. Oh, my goodness. No, I know what this is. Is this what you're going to say? We literally talked about this offer, and so we need to talk to Hayley. What do you think it is? Teemu.

Teemu. No. No. Oh, people are getting scammed off Teemu. Are they? Yeah. No, no, no. I didn't get scammed off Teemu.

What's the Teemu scam? So people that have been, like, have orders now. Which I did. Like, recent, like, ages ago when they first came out and everyone was getting the codes and all the free money now they're getting scammed like money is coming out of their account

no and so everyone's like see this is why you shouldn't trust anything that gives you free money but so Teemu were huge they were the ones

advertising over the weekend on Sky yeah the rugby they're actually are they one of the sponsors of the World Cup no they're one of the sponsors of the Sky broadcast

of the Rugby World Cup in New Zealand. But we've talked about that. How are they being scammed? Have they been hacked? Yeah, I mean, maybe their information has been sold to the black market. That's what everyone keeps saying on TikTok and stuff. Oh my God, scandal. I mean, I've thrown all that shit out.

It was such junk. Maybe remove your credit card from your account. I really don't. Well, I'm going to have to do something now. I've been scammed. What's happened? I thought you girlies would have. When you're scrolling through Instagram as a girly who loves fashion and loves girly things,

have you seen these fricking boiler suits, the jumpsuits everyone bought? Yeah. I'm wearing a jumpsuit right now. Yeah, I know you are. I fucking like that jumpsuit. Where are you jumping? Everywhere. So there's these areas, right?

I've seen you move today. I haven't seen a single jump I haven't seen a single jump Haven't seen a single jump You've been walking It's a walk suit How high? Isn't that what I'm supposed to say? Yeah yeah yeah

No no that's when I say jump You say how high So I would say Multiple times Like multiple times a day It's like oh my god On Oprah's Must buy list of the year

Girdle these jumpsuits Girdle G-E-Y-R-T-L-l-e so they've been advertising me so much good for all sizes curvy girls inclusive and then they had like bike two for one and i was like i'm gonna get a jumpsuit i paid here's my email 87.53 us dollars for two jumpsuits. Ooh, that's expensive isn't it? Okay, so you're looking at what, like 140, 130? I was high on the idea of a jumpsuit

for a curvy girl and so I ordered it and then I've done a bit of online shopping recently and I was like, oh, I keep getting my tracking orders and it said it would

be arrived by this day and I was like, oh my god, I haven't had a tracking order for that. Went on, went on the thing and I was like, oh yeah,

I'll look at the jumpsuit again, view our store. That on, went on the thing. And I was like, oh yeah, I'll look at the job. So we go and view our store. That fucking website doesn't exist anymore. Try to send them an email. That bounces back. Go on all the websites. So you can, with a credit card, go to your bank and you can get them to... Cancel it.

Cancel it because they have not given you the goods. Yeah. So you've got to fill out a form, depending on your bank, just ring them. Yeah. And you should be able to get that money back. But what about the jumpsuit? Yeah. That's the biggest tragedy.

I don't want the money. I want the two jumpsuits. One of them was black, like a cool zip-up boiler suit. One of them was pink. Did we trust pilot this jumpsuit? No, I don't trust pilot everything. I just bought it. Who trusts pilot everything did we trust pilot this jumpsuit everything i just bought you trust pilot every website oh my god it doesn't even exist because i went via an instagram link rather than the website itself yeah see that's shitty for

instagram too yeah like they should have to pay for that yeah i know i mean they're linking people with scammers and everything. I was just... And yet I can't put my titties on Instagram. I was going to say. And you can't get my nipples. No, you can, but Hayley can't. And I got messaged by a lady who said,

hey, do you want to see my nipples? And I said, always. Like, I'm up to have you peek at some nips. And then she said, send me $6, $3 per nip. Now, that's a great price. What a great price. So I gave her my credit card detail, and she doesn't exist either.

But could you just see one nipple and imagine the other nipple is the same? Get one nipple and then duplicate it and then mirror it and then not only do you have symmetrical tits which is what everybody dreams of you've saved $3.

You've just girl-mathed porn. You've just girl-mathed porn. Oh my god, you're amazing oh my god also i was thinking porn also by the way it's so embarrassing if you do i was thinking as well because i just i've got incredible breasts at the moment they're really poppin but i want to share them with the world do you think i could do a tit pic like that i don't i won't pose like that just arms out like jesus on the cross. And then you give me a picture of your nipples,

either of you, and I'll Photoshop them over top of my nipples. And then when they try to take me down, I'll be like, those are male nipples. Yeah, but I think

it's the breasticle that... No, it's the nipple. No, it's the nipple. Because I could pose with like that, with my nipples covered. Like Doja Cat, the VMAs.

Yes. Yeah, as a man that regularly sees 97% of a tit on Instagram. I know what you mean. It's not the tit, it's the problem. It's the nipple. Right, okay. Hey a tit on Instagram. Why not what your feet is? It's not the tit, it's the problem. It's the nipple.

Right, okay. Hey, this is great. Can I borrow your nipples? Absolutely. I don't know. One of each? No, you're either going to have to put the magnetic loop in Photoshop around his nipple and enlarge it, or you're going to have to put like 10 of his nipples over your nipple.

No, no, no, it's just his tiny nips. It's his tiny nips. My nip won't cover your nip. No, it definitely won't. your nip No it definitely won't It won't It definitely won't I don't think yours would either Vaughn What else looks like a nipple

That isn't a nipple You should get Pepperoni Yes Go to spot No Hold on we need to address Pepperoni nips

Pepperoni nips Pepperoni nips over here Go to spot lane And get those eyes You put on teddy bears Googly eyes Googly eyes Chuck those over a nip There you go and get those eyes you put on teddy bears. Googly eyes. Googly eyes.

Chuck those over a nut. There you go. Sort of. Thank you. Follow me on Instagram to see my googly eyed tits.