ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th September 2024

Episode Date: September 15, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch & Vaughan reveal their secret language, which Hayley is very jealous of! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod I witnessed a moment of beauty between you two and I just want to acknowledge it Our bromance Your bromance is a thing to behold

20 years as friends and work lovers Excuse me, 20 years and nearly 6 months 20 and a half years. Oh my God, 25th birthday next year. We're going to do a Yardie. Are you? Please don't. It's so feral to watch people do Yardies.

We're just going to do a Yardie of purple pals. Absolutely not. Yardie of mineral sparkling water. Yes, stunning. Delicious. Anyway, we were sitting around, weie of mineral sparkling water. Yes. Stunning. Delicious. Anyway, we were sitting around. We were having some snacks and a drinky food yesterday. And, excuse me, a little bit of air coming up.

Just a little bit of air. That's because we're talking about yardies and yuck. Yeah. Did you do a yardie? No. My mum said to all my friends, if anyone brings a goddamn yard glass to his 21st, which is a family occasion that you're lucky to be invited to, I'll break it over your head.

God, she's scary, eh? You'd never, you wouldn't. You just wouldn't. You wouldn't have fucked with Christine in the early 2000s and you wouldn't fuck with her now! I didn't. I didn't do 21 shots. I didn't do any of that.

We just had a nice night. Good party. Anyway, so we were sitting having some food and drinks and I cannot even remember the topic of conversation. No, we will not be mentioning the topic of conversation. Okay, because I was adjacent to the conversation. I don't think I was a key member in the convo. No. But I had one ear on it.

And then some other people in our group were talking about something and you two looked at each other across the table. Like this slow turn here, like this. You're not going to get the video of it. Like this slow turn here, like this. You're not going to get the video of it. Describe this turn here.

It was maybe a 60 degree. Yeah, 60 degree. I'm looking at two o'clock, Fletch is at 12 o'clock, and a slow turn to 12. As he turned to lock at 12. To lock at 12. And you both just burst out laughing in this sort of, I don't know what I'm doing. Had an entire conversation, no words.

Yeah, I know. And we knew exactly what we were talking about. There were three points between what the person said and what we were laughing at that we all communicated like an infrared. Yeah, I saw... Bluetooth. Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Like, multiple words were spoken with no words.

It was certainly something that couldn't be said out loud at a public, you know, it was a private kind of joke. But it was different to the usual, you know, when you're having a conversation, you clock eyes with a friend and be like, you know, and that's the extent of it. I felt the different sentence structures come through with just a look. Yeah.

And I'm not allowed to know what you're talking about. It was a very dark joke. Very dark joke. It was so dark. It was so dark. I thought about it later and I felt bad for thinking it. And you didn't even say it out loud. No, I didn't say it out loud.

Yeah, but we both knew and that's why we laughed so much. The only thing that brings you comfort that you had that thought is that Fletch had the exact same thought at the same time. Yes. But we did. I decided to share that with you. We had a wordless conversation. It was a marvel to watch.

And just raucous laughter. And everyone was around being like, what? Did I miss something? And it was, no, you didn't miss it because it wasn't even said out loud. It was very admirable. But you must have those conversations or those

those people looks you can just look and know what someone is saying 100% and it is you never do it

I mean sometimes you can do it you know but it's the ones you've been friends with for so long that yeah

and it's always dark shit it's always stuff that you would never be able to say out loud well I loved watching it. And I guess I'll just never know the words that were unspoken. You know why she'll never know? Because.

No, don't do it to me. Don't do that little nod. I hate being left out. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. Hey, Vaughn. What are you doing there for? I've never got a wordless conversation with you.

You can't just say, hey, Vaughn. You just looked at Vaughn and then went. It's a wordless conversation with you you can't just say hey Vaughan it's an out loud conversation that comes to a halt and then you finish it okay you do one and I'll respond silently you know that's not how it works stop trying to force it

Fletch am I right she's trying to force it. Fletch. Fletch. Stop telling her. Am I right? She's trying to force it, like. Oh, yeah. Don't fucking do that. Like who? And that other time.

Don't you. I hate this. I hate it.