ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th September, 2025

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch is a thief! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. And guys, I made a bit of a mistake the other day. Did you? Are you eating? Okay. Well, we'll just, let's start. Don't hand me a slice of apple late and then tell me what are you eating that.

I nearly forgot to give you your daily apple, didn't I? My friendship's slice of apple. We have an apple, and me and Vaughn get a little slice each. A little slice of apple. And he ate the whole slice himself, a whole apple himself. There was one piece left and I was like, wait, have I given you guys your apple today?

I don't think we had our apple. No, so you got a small slither. But, no, so the other day I went to the pool for a sauna and spa because I still can't swim because of my shoulder surgery. In your special way. And so, you know, went there and then went to leave and picked up my bag,

chucked it on the bench or in the changing rooms, had a shower, get back. And I'm like, that's not my back. Oh holy shit was it the same as yours It was exactly the same Because what's your bag? Nike gym bag I got a Nike gym bag

It's a big one and you can fit every And then I so I unzip it And I open it And everything's nicely put in like a jumper And shoes and everyone's stuff Someone's stuff And I'm like oh my god Like and even the back

You fished a few layers deep No so I didn't Because as soon as I unzipped it I felt so bad And then I was like oh my god He's gonna think I've stolen something You're a think you're a criminal now zipped it up and I went out and his bag

was so much nicer and new it was the same version model but just brand new almost and I was like oh my god and my bag had my towel on top of it so it wasn't even like smaller crime smaller crime you could have committed would have been

to open the bag notice it's not yours take out his stuff change bags you get the bag but he gets all of his stuff that really matters yeah and he gets a year old bag and I get the brand new one. You get the fresh crisp bag. Fresh crisp bag. Because technically you haven't stolen anything. No, you've just changed the vessel.

Yeah. Like people, didn't people do this all the time with rental cars and tires? Take tie, take them. Oh my God, no. They'd rent a car, the same brand as their car, same type as their car. They'd take it and they'd just switch the tires out and it was cheaper than getting a new set of tires. Okay. Because they'd pay like a day's rental, no insurance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because obviously when you return the rental, you're not checking whether the tyres are the same. Well, no, they do. They do, they fully check now because it's like been a scam for ages.

Okay, I love this. Yeah, well, so no, but I felt terrible because I've had this happen to friends at airports. It happens all the time at luggage carousels. Oh, yeah. Many bags look the same. That's why I bought a big red fridge as my suitcase because no one else says that. Nobody out. I've never seen your suitcase come out anywhere else in the world.

No, no, no, no. It is literally just a big red fridge. It's a head turn of your suitcase. Everybody remarks on it. But what about if somebody else purchased, I mean, this company didn't sell one red suitcase in the entire range and then... I just don't think people have the guts worn to go as bold as to get a red glossy trunk case. For those that don't know, it's a July suitcase, it's a trunk. Looks like a small smeg fridge.

Yeah, it does. Every time I tour of people, like, is it a fridge? I'm like, it could be. It could be.