ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th April 2024

Episode Date: April 16, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch had his photo taken...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe, the perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod And yesterday I got my photo taken for my international driver's licence Oh lovely Which is a load of shit that you don't really need but you should get in anyway Just in case you encounter that one person at the rental desk at a foreign airport that really wants it. I know.

We got one for Bali so you can be on the scooters because legally you're actually supposed to have one. Yeah. Are you telling me everyone in Bali on a scooter's got a fucking driver's license? And then I think the last time I rented cars like in Costa Rica, I didn't have one. No. And you meant to have one, but I don't know. I just think any excuse insurance would find

to not pay you that would be it. Agreed. So I was like I'll just get one. Did you smile? Because you're allowed to smile in those. I didn't know you could. Yes, it's not a pass for it. No, I was doing like a real kind of a stern like a terry wrist. Terry wrist. I didn't want to say

the word because they're always listening. They are always listening, those bastards. Over the network. So I didn't want to say the word because they're always listening. They are always listening, those bastards. Over the network. So you didn't smile. No, but do you know what happened? The guy took it with a camera, a digital camera. Oh, wow. How else the fuck was he going to do it?

Oh, my God. Get a couple of AA batteries for his Sony Cybershot 3.2 megapixel. Christ alive. Did he have one of those black boxes and you put a blanket over it? Radio everybody, hold still for 5 to 10 seconds. No, what I meant is normally it's at a fixed off like tripod

and you just sit there and they take it and you don't see it. Yeah, for passport photos. He came around from behind the desk and there was a chair you sat down and he took it and then just turned it around and showed me

he's like do you like that photo I was like yeah I do he asked if you liked it there obviously wasn't a line of people who needed photos

they never ask they never ask and I I went with you to get my driver's license renewed they didn't ask

and now it's there for what is that 10 years you're a minger for 10 years minger I'm a ginger minger and I look so now it's there for, what is that, 10 years? You're a minger for 10 years. Minger. I'm a ginger minger and I look so bad. It's so bad.

They just didn't give me the choice. Yeah. And then it just arrives on a card. I mean, they would argue that's what you look like. No, no, no. They've done something. They've doctored it. Filtered it.

A minger filter. I'm not that much of a minger. You should see my passport photo. Gorgeous. Gorgeous photo. Yeah. Stunning. It's a sad day when your passport ends and you need a new one and you're like, I've got

to confront the fact I'm now 10 years older than the last time this photo was taken. I'm just going to, literally, when mine expires in 2029. You used the same one. I'm sending the same photo. I've got them still. No, but the problem is the machines will just be like, era,, air up, air up, skating, minga. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Not allowed in the country, minga. I'll just get enough Botox and work done. Yeah. When I go to the doctor to get some medical tucks, I will bring them the passport and be like, we've got to work with that. And then forever you will have that passport photo. Yeah. It's a great idea. How old were you in this photo? I'll be like, we've got to work with that. And then forever you will have that passport photo. It's a great idea.

But how old were you in this photo? I'll be like, I was 28. How old are you now? I'm 38. Okay. How old are you now? 48. Yeah, same photo.

Same photo, please. Same photo. I don't change. You go into the plastic surgeon, you're like, all I need to do is have the same eyes in the same place. Yeah. It doesn't matter. See all this hanging off the jawbone there? We've got to get that back the same eyes in the same place. Yeah. It doesn't matter.

See all this hanging off the jawbone there? We've got to get that back up. Just push it up somewhere. It's just going to be the same shape so the scanners think it's me. All I ask is you don't move the eyes. Yeah, don't move the eyes. Which, can they even do that? I don't know. I guess eventually.

They could change the shape of them. I'd pull them a bit too tight. Yeah, right. Too tight, yeah. Well, if I get pulled over on a European road, going at 16 and a 50, I'll be happy with my photo. All right, even though you didn't smile. Mr. Fletcher, can I see your papers?