ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th April, 2025

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; we're talking about flies... you're welcome. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We would never leave you waiting with nothing. No, we will be away. Now, let me bring up the calendar. So we're going to be away, this is our last show today, and then a little bit of pods right through until Monday the 28th, where we will be back with a big live show again. Big fatty. And a big fat pod and a little bit of pod also.

That's right. So, yeah, just letting you know, that's a little bit of housekeeping here on today's Little Bit of Pod. Yeah. You've got to housekeep, don't you? You've got to house. Your house is a fucking tip. Yep.

You get all the flies on the windowsill. This has been an ongoing issue for Hayley. These flies, man. Do you know what I did yesterday? I sucked up the flies. What ain't you? Because my auntie was always big on the flies. I sucked up the dead flies.

Don't let the flies in. It should always be like going after the flies. I love a spray. I love walking around the house. Don't spray those. Dishes are clean. Clean them out because flies won't land on them. Yeah.

I've got two of the dispensers. But you've got somewhat of like a cemetery. Yeah, absolute graveyard of fly corpses. It's been a wild summer for flies out our ways. In the back of our house, we've just always got it open. It's been such nice weather. I don't care. But yesterday when I was sucking up these fly

corpses with my, I took off the Indian little hand vac. Oh yeah, yeah. I started sucking up the live ones too. And then afterwards I could see them in the chamber i was like yes suffer bitches oh my god that's actually slowly that's actually cyclone yeah yeah it is also testament to the power of a dyson sucked him right up oh my god they were trying to fly away and they were like oh you suck like i'm ghostbusters dude I was sucking up Deads and living ones Aren't afraid of no flies Yeah In the trap

So I sucked up the flies Yeah good We've got this little USB-C charging vacuum Oh yeah It's like pistol sized Oh is that the one You bought for the car

Yes Yeah It was like a Timu Top up to get free postage situation. Oh, yeah. Definitely not going to blow up. Well, it hasn't yet because the last one we got did a suck and a blow, just depending on what end you put the nozzle on.

And I blew that up trying to light the charcoal barbecue by getting it going and then that blew up. But this guy we're only using for flies and it's nasty, but shit, it works well. Yeah, nice. Dead love. But heavy spray. Because you know those little guys that every year you can set it. We got some great ones, but fuck, they go through the can so quick.

And the cans are expensive. And it drains the batteries quick too, I feel. Yeah, and you hear it. Yes. I'm like, oh my God, help me. So you're just back to the manual sprays. So just back to a manual spray, yeah. Because some people get their whole houses sprayed.

Aaron's parents do this, and they get their walls sprayed. They still come in, they just die. Yeah. Oh, okay. So it doesn't, like, keep them alive. It doesn't repel them. Have you tried the stuff on the walls? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want... Do you know what? It does work, but it's pretty gross. So those jars you buy with the vents in the top and you put the gooey stuff in and they go to eat it and then they just like, it fills up with dead flies. You see, that's mank though.

It's manky and sticky fly paper. Oh, that's so manky. It's so manky, but it's pretty fun seeing a fly go, oh, what do we got here? Yeah. Oh no, a tree! And then it's stuck forever. Oh God, I hate those little things.

Anyway, do you have you ever eaten a fly? No. What do you mean? I ate a fly recently. By accident. Yeah, by accident. It was in a bowl of food that I had eaten. It had obviously gone in there and drowned a bit.

And I just ate it. And I was like, well, this is the future, isn't it? Eating bugs. Wait, you knew that you were eating it? Yeah. No, no, no, no. I felt it in my mouth. No, I was like.

Oh, spit it out then. I was like onto the fork, like, mmm, delicious. Yeah, she's vacuuming up the flies and she's like, that's a meaty looking one, actually. Right, well, I guess we know what Hayley will be doing on this week in a bit break. What? Vacuuming up dead flies. I'm not. And then eating them straight out of the vacuum cleaner like the grubby little bitch you are.

That's why I got them, because I actually quite liked it.