ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th April 2026

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Fletch has hit a new level of embarrassing...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network It's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod And I tell you what guys I did something at the weekend Fuck my life Oh no what you're doing? Just fuck Haley how much of a minor inconvenience do you think this is going to be

I'll miss the nose stress over here It'd be something like he had to remove a plaster And there was a bit of sticky residue on his skin Yeah Yeah you had to go to chemist warehouse and get some dissolve it Yeah you get some fucking alcohol spray Fuck my life, man. Oh my God.

Do you know what I did this? I was actually... Oh no, did you have two socks and one was a red band and one was a green band? Fuck you all life. Excuse me, I have stressful times in my life too, just like you guys. This is a big life change. I made a big life change at the weekend. I made my font bigger, robophone to boom a font.

Oh, okay. Well, that's... Not quite boomer font. But like, look how big this is now. It's on its way. To boom a font. Because if I don't have my glasses, now, it was like how glasses at the end of last year.

I have to hold my phone so far away. Oh no. Even you saying, if I don't have my glasses. I know. I'm like, what the, I can't drive. I don't have my glasses. What the fuck has happened? Like, I still have really good long vision. Yeah.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. That's the thing. Sometimes, and if I'm being, where are my glasses doing work or whatever for a long time? And I take them off. That's when it's the worst. So I'm like, well, I can make my font bigger. But now I look like one of the, I saw a boomer on the plane the other day.

Are you happy to never have sex again? There were literally four words on her text message screen, and she was scrolling through at a time. Yeah. Especially with the messages you sent, I wouldn't be making your font bigger, bro. Everyone's going to see that. But like, and do you want our group chats being supersized on a plane?

No! Yeah, exactly. Shrink that shit down, man. Put that in wingdings. I was sitting behind a boomer the other day on, I'll just say it, it was on the ferry from Stuart Island back to Bluff. And he had massive. font so my eyes kept being drawn to it but I wasn't on my screen because I was trying to avoid

getting seasick yeah but he had massive font and I couldn't help but see in his app that looked after his shares he had 2.3 million US dollars what's this guy in New Zealand he was an American tourist but he had 2.3 million dollars and that was just in one part of his did it have a negative in front of it because I've got a similar bank yeah I'd be up there if it had the negative in front of it too but do you think he's doing that thing where he's looking at the Kiwi Saber with the war going on at the moment. Just like, he 100% was because he was.

And then he was looking about like, what's happening there and he went there and like what's happening to the Dow Jones and one of the other American markety things. Yeah. And then he went into the app and then saw it. And it had gone down. So he had had significantly more.

Well, so it went down and he still had like two point something mill. I know. That's insane. 200 million US dollars. I was almost just like, yeah. Donk. Yeah.

Well, if you're sitting behind me on a plane now, good luck reading my screen. It's just got a lot easier. You don't need luck. It's right there. If you see me open the BNZ app and peep my balance and I'm also weeping, good luck. Yeah.