ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th December 2024

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

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Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I've decided, guys, I'll say it right now, that 2025 is going to be the year I look after and learn more about plants.

Great. I like to hear this. Because already recently I've repotted some plants. I've bought bigger pots for my Monstera. You've got to size them up every couple of years, but don't go crazy incrementally. I think I've done the right thing. Yeah, because some people go, especially monsteras that grow so fast, and they get them in those little pots, and then they're like, I want it to be massive, so they put it in

a huge pot, and they can't handle it. Why doesn't it handle it? I don't know. It just doesn't like it. They get ugly, monsteras. You just start cutting them. You just start cutting them. You just start cutting them.

And you've got to train. And so I've got ste steaks and I'm training. So I've invested in a whole lot of like, you know, plant fertilizers. Yeah, good. And little misty sprays. It's the season for fertilization. And I sent you a photo. I've got a new pot plant in my hanging one.

Yeah, he's done good. And you said that was nice. Done good. I mean, yet to see if they actually have survived the repotting or the replanting. Right. Yeah, because they get shocked sometimes. So one of the things I did, I was see if they actually have survived the repotting or the replanting. Right. Yeah, because they get shocked sometimes. So one of the things I did, I was at the plant store. I think I went to Bunnings as well.

And I got a whole bunch of sprays and stuff. And I was like, there's one spray I put in. You give it a couple of ch-ch-ch on the soils. And it's like fertilizer and really good for the plants. And I was in bed and I was like, what's that smell? Oh, blood. It's like a blood and bone or something And it's like a fish

Fish, saucy, poosy Tui do a seaweed mix Which has got it's own special smell But Tui also do a seaweed and fish I think it's seaweed and fish And it's got a pungent odor I would never put that inside Was this one labelled inside?

It's indoor How embarrassing So the next day I made sure I watered it in a bit more I would never put that inside. Was this one labelled inside? It's indoor. It's indoor. Oh, probably. How embarrassing. So the next day, I made sure I watered it in a bit more and then put a bit of soil over it. Don't overwater. I'm not overwatering. Just making sure. Can I make a lewd joke about Fletcher's apartment smelling like fish for the first time? Yeah, yeah.

I was trying to think of something. I was brewing on something. I was wrong. I thought the funniest thing might be to really spell it out. And then do you always have to crack a window? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. The fuck to really spell it out. God, and then do you always have to crack a window? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, the fucking something else, man.

Oh, my gosh. If these things are something else. Remember the other day at the cafe and I had to check with you guys? Is that me or is that the guy next to us? Jesus. Yeah, I hate that. But I was like, I may have made a wee. I don't know if it's totally indoor.

Maybe not for sleeping indoor areas. Yeah. Like the lounge with the windows open fine and maybe next time i'll squirt it into the soil i like to finger it into the soil yeah cover it cover it and you're like finger it in put in a bit of fur and then cover again right because rather than spritzing on top i don't really look after the inside plants but if i'm doing outside stuff you put anything like that on our dumb fucking idiot half golden retriever and golden retriever dog.

They're like, I must have to eat that. I'm hungry. And then just eat mouthfuls of bark. Oh, wow. Because I'll just pour it around the plants

on the bark. They're dumb. So fucking dumb, man. So dumb. They're thick as pig shit. Yeah. A couple of big dumb doofers. Yeah.

Well, yeah, stand by because I think 2025, when I get back from holidays, I'm going to just do more plants. A couple of big dumb doofers Yeah Well yeah stand by Because I think 2025 I'm going to get some sprouts When I get back from holidays I'm going to just do more plants Yeah great Who's house sitting where you're going?

Just a random Ah We've just got to make sure That they know Not to kill it with love Not to kill it with kindness No Not too much water

Not too much water You're better to like A lot of those plants Especially ones you've got They thrive on neglect Yeah that's why They're the only ones Left that are living Until they start to You see better to like A lot of those plants Especially ones you've got They thrive on neglect Yeah that's why They're the only ones Left that are living

Until they start to You see them go like They're like I gotta water you quickly Yeah that's when I water them Yeah I've got little Bitchy plants sometimes You just don't know

What they want Who's the little bitchiest Chain of hearts The polka dot one That I've got The begonia It's the one that Dr. Shawnee

Looked after for a while And it just got huge If it's dry It'll quickly go yellow And And it just got huge If it's dry, it'll quickly go yellow And you've got to cut If it's too wet, it'll go yellow and you've got to cut If it's happy I can't do plants like that It's too much

I like a peace lily, it lets you know Peace lilies are trash How basic Peace lilies. Jesus Christ. You're so basic. What are you just starting out on? God, are you at uni? Did mum buy you that for uni?

Yeah, well, because it's an air purifier. Fuck you. It doesn't purify shit. It's killing your pets. At least with that purified air, my bloody apartment doesn't smell like some stinky minge. Like yours and yours. I don't have a minge house. Your house stinks like minge.

And you don't even use the fertilizer Excuse me