ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th February 2024
Episode Date: February 16, 2024On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan took some Brown Noise home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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You know we've been talking about the sleep noises quite a bit on the show lately
Yeah we love it
You know what, brown noise didn't hit the spot for me last night
I brown noised all night long
And I'm wondering because I played off my phone at full volume the brown noise
Am I slowly fucking the speaker on my phone?
Oh my god, no
Oh my god, I had the same experience last night.
I was listening to it, and then I was like, what is that?
It was almost a rattle.
Yes.
Almost a rattle.
Do you think we've been hooning brown noise too deeply,
and the bass of it always screwed our phones?
Yeah, I think you've got to use the smart speaker for sure.
You can hear a little bit of the rattle there.
I might still have the brown noises.
No, I'm trying to show you the rattle.
I'll try to show you the rattle.
Okay.
Yeah.
Mine's doing the same.
Mine's doing the same.
Mine's doing the same.
Mine's doing the same.
Mine's doing the same.
Mine's doing the same.
You're screwing your phones.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I think.
I might be screwing my phones.
Anyway, once I heard the rattle, I couldn't not hear the rattle.
Yeah.
But the brown noise, we've been cranking the brown noise.
So tonight, I'm going to try to redo it on the Alexa beside the bed
because Alexa would play an hour and then turn off.
Screw that next.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Ruin that speaker.
And then back the chimney up to your bedroom window.
Crank that up.
Leave it running all night.
You don't want to run your battery out.
Oh, God, no, no.
Petrol, petrol.
Slowly just destroy every speaker in my house by cranking brown noise for, wouldn't you love an eight-hour sleep?
I run mine for about eight hours. Yeah, get the brown noise for, wouldn't you love an eight hour sleep? I run mine for about eight hours.
Yeah, get the brown noise.
But one thing I noticed over the weekend, I thought, Sade hasn't been snoring since we've been listening to brown noise at night.
Really?
No, no, no.
Picture her as being a snorer.
She's so small.
She's a snorer.
She gets the head, rolls the head back.
Oh, got it.
Yeah.
I'm surprised you didn't hear that at the Airbnb you were sharing.
No, I was making other noises.
Yeah, she was making.
I think there was some snoring going on there.
Yeah, yeah, Aaron snores.
We both of us.
No, it was like this.
It was like.
Grab me.
Yeah.
Okay, beautiful.
It's like the whole primate section. We're very primal.
Very primal love makers they were next door.
But yeah, the brown noise has stopped her snoring.
Is that a thing?
Now this will be an ongoing...
It could be a relaxed thing.
A relaxing thing.
Maybe she's more... Like less tension in the jaw.
She loves the brown noise.
I said to her,
I said,
the brown noise didn't do it for me last night.
And she said,
uh,
the brown noise absolutely rocked me to sleep.
It's so good.
So,
yeah,
but now I've heard the rattle in the speaker.
So I'm going to have to find a different speaker.
Yeah.
I'm the same.
It's so funny.
You say that literally just last night.
I was like,
there's a,
there's a something happening there. Yeah. But it managed to get me to that. Literally just last night, I was like, there's something happening there.
Yeah.
But it managed to get me to sleep.
Okay, so is the brown noise blocking out your brain's ability to hear the snoring because it's focused on the brown noise?
That's what I wondered too.
Because that's what an article is saying here.
That's what Sade said.
Maybe you just can't hear the snoring.
Because physically nothing's changed in her.
No. It's just enough to stimulate the brain so much that it overwhelms,
it can drown out internal chatter and mask background noise.
Yeah.
So she's probably still snoring.
You need to run a recorder overnight.
Her side of the piece.
That's why white noise on babies, eh?
And then you can just run a vacuum and clean and talk and have parties and shit.
Or just not have a baby.
Oh my God, genius.
Thank you.
I'll do that.
God, it's too late though
yeah you've got them now
one's 12
oh I thought you meant for me
I was like don't damn my womb
no no no
don't you damn my womb
with that curse
I won't damn your womb
I won't damn your womb