ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th July 2024

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

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Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, I had to message Hayley over the holidays when I was away because I was travelling with my friend Scott, Scotty, who's a paramedic in London. Wow, that would be a hell of a city to be in.

I was impressed. And I tell you what, I said to Hayley, I said, you are not going to Turkey. I said, I'm putting my foot down. Oh, because I want to go to Turkey to get my breasts lifted about 10 centimetres. And you always say. I don't know if you're serious about this or you're for real about this. I'm not paying New Zealand prices to get a simple procedure.

It's not that simple, it's quite full on. Yeah. A simple procedure done where you can go to Turkey, have a delicious holiday. I love Turkey. And come back with a rocking set of tits. Well, he told me the story, which made me message you immediately and put in a ban on you ever going to Turkey for surgery. Because he'd gone and he was telling me, like, because a lot of guys go for hair plugs with their hair transplants. months he said um at the airport departure like the gate there were more people with headbands uh in the waiting room for that flight in the lounge for then there were not not yeah yeah

because so many people go for the surgery from like the uk oh it's cheaper and because it's so cheap yeah but so he said he's had two patients where he's asked their medical history and they said they've only got one kidney which i have which you have for medical history and they said they've only got one kidney. Which I have. Which you have. But for medical reasons. For medical reasons. And he said the reason is because people go for these breasts and these surgeries

and while they're under, they take a kidney. I thought this was urban legend. I know, so did I. They don't. And he said he's seen it twice. Are you serious? 100%. And I was like, because I was just, I was so amazed by what he said.

I said, you're serious? He's like, yep. They put them under. And then, so apparently one lady had, because they had the mark on the back. Yeah. And they're like, oh, what's that from? And they're like, oh, that's where we just got some skin from. Just a skin graft.

But it wasn't. She got sick when she went back to the UK and they're like, they took a kidney. Can they can also, because I've got quite a big gash, but mine was in the 90s. I don't know what we're talking about, kidneys. Oh, sorry. Not your monstrous gash. I'll save that for another podcast.

I'll just save that for another one. Oh, I'm Alan Smith. Don't ever. I thought you were going to say, I've got a monstrous gash. They could take some skin from there if they need it. Imagine your hair transplant. You've got labia skin on the back of your hair. Soft.

Always a darker, sort of weird. Wrinkly. Yeah, wrinkly and soft. Oh my God. No, my scar from my kidney surgery is big, but it's because it was the 90s and they didn't have, they weren't as, you know, advanced. So now they, when they do it, it's a much smaller mark. And your parents didn't want to pay the premium they just did it themselves

they were just like what's the cheapest you've got but isn't that insane oh look do you know what's funny though if I did go to Turkey and I got a myriad of things done they'd go fishing for my kidney

they'd be sadly disappointed I know that's why I thought they'd open you up and they'd be like oh shit it's already gone and they can't take the one remaining one it would become very obvious

very quickly that they'd taken it it will become obvious because they'll be dead but my boobs will be right up there only for like a day while you

weather away people will be like oh my god what a shame because she's lying down but they're just staying right in the centre of the chest

yeah they're right up they're not going anywhere they're not moving at all no gorgeous and that monstrous gash Jesus Christ

shut the bottom half of the coffin. How's that fit? We came to get the lid on. Oh, just Christ alive. Get the nail gun.

Poor Aaron. It's like throwing a sausage into a cave.