ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -17th July, 2025

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch's controversial fashion decision... #DontCancelHimSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod, the big pod and the live radio show is back on the 21st of July after our midwinter break. 2026, we're taking a whole year. Well, TVC. That's if Hayley and I can get back through the Middle East after this whole, you know, World War 3. We'll see, we'll see. I've accidentally, um. Oh my god. What?

Nothing. Carry on. Well. No, no, no, no, no, nothing. You got all my down really. You've got some, you're about to tell us some goss and then you realize. No, there's no goss. There's no goss.

You two got me on Tenter Hooks. There's no goss. Fletcher's like, well I've accidentally. We just received an email to say there are muffin splits in the I Heart Lounge now and I'm sort of like. They're all gone. What the fuck? We didn't get a single muffin split.

Where did the fucking email come in? Oh, George has found some hashish. The email came in less than three minutes ago. And they're all gone. Ridiculous. You've got to be quick around here. Muffin splits, please carry on with your story. I think I've accidentally stumbled onto a forbidden hair trend.

Okay! In a miniature form. What use is this to you, sir? You might not notice today because I shaved the day before, but I missed a little bit under my nostril. I've got a mini Hitler on my nostril. I thought you were just empty. A little mini half Hitler.

Can you see that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got a little mini nostril Hitler. Yeah, yeah, mini, mini, mini, mini, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got a little mini nostril Hitler. Yeah, yeah, mini, mini, mini, mini, mini, mini, mini. Oh, it's tiny, it's tiny. Yeah, but it's there, and it's quite longer than the rest. So sorry, you're saying that this could be a new fashion trend.

I'm saying it's accidental, Haley. Leave the lower nostril, but you still have to have a gap between the lip. Yes, but it's only on the upper, it's right underneath the nostril, it doesn't carry onto the lip. So almost a Craig David bit up there. Who's right underneath the nose. It doesn't carry on to the lip So almost a Craig David, but up there Who's the guy who has a- A reverse Craig David?

It is a reverse Craig David When you go to the barber, can you ask for the reverse Craig David? So you keep the thin pencil line at the top of the nose, at the bottom of the nose I hate shaving every day. You must love this not having a beard Oh, yeah, having a beard and not having to shave every couple Yeah, but I have to shave my head every couple of days and that's a pain in the butt. It's a rigmarole.

Yeah, shaving every day would be a pain in the ass. What if you can get laser on your head for the bald bits that haven't gone? Oh, you can. You can. Oh god, that would hurt like hell. Fuck that though, yeah. You can laser hair removal.

Yeah, but then you can't have your head see the sun during the lasering process, which would be the hardest part. Yeah, so that's like a year out. And it would take a long time. Just let it grow out. Let it all grow out. And then get hair extensions. Yeah, so that's like a year out. And it'll take a long time. Just let it grow out. Let it all grow out. And then get hair extensions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then sort of fold them up over the bit that doesn't grow here. That works for me. You guys could do that. Bring back the comb over. I mean, you see a few people, there's a rock in the comb over in their 30s and 40s, and you're like, no, dude.

Blinging. Like, just let it go. We globally have accepted that bald men are hot. Do you know what I mean? Like, let's just. A few of us were brave enough to charge? And you know blaze a path for the rest of you, so yeah shave the head But if you are gonna have a shaved head having a small anti Craig David It's not a bad idea. It could be the next fashion tree not very mask