ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th June 2023

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; One of Vaughan's dogs tried some hot sauce.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod. I recently acquired, I decided... Ding, ding, ding. Hello. What's that in there?

We've got a weekly screen time report. Oh, mine just came up. Yeah. How'd you go? I only just found out at the weekend that this is every device that I have this Apple thing on. So it's laptop at work, computer at home, iPad at the gym, and phone. So I don't think I'm doing too badly. Mine's down 33%, which is crazy considering I've been sitting on set.

On your phone a lot, yeah. It must have been the week before. It must have been an absolute crank at that. Yeah. Because I was just... Yeah, I'm down, man. I'm down. I don't know.

I picked up my phone 50% less. Oh, and I turned it off. I turned it off. Oh, that's confronting to see how many times you pick up your phone. 67. To get the pick up though. 67 is my daily average I pick up this phone. That's bad, eh?

When it's... And that's down 50%. Because you've been working on Bake Off. Yeah, I just on my phone the whole time. So, oh, okay. Sorry, back to where we were. No, no, no, that's fine, that's fine. I'm interrupted.

I've decided I'll be one of those people that when I go somewhere that sells its hot sauce, I'll pick up a bottle. Yeah, nice, nice, nice, nice. Yeah, you go into a... Oh, that's be nice. I went into a bakery at the weekend. Yeah. Slightly hungover.

Yeah. And I picked myself up. Is this after you ate a whole bag of tater tots to yourself? No, no, that was Saturday. Friday night wasn't a big night. It was just a bad sleep because we had the sleepover. Right. So it wasn't like a hangover so much as it was just time.

God, fuck having kids, eh? Oh, it's the worst. Oh. So. That sounds like hell on earth. I went into a bakery and there was a line and they had their own little hot sauces. I was like, I'll grab one of those. And I took it home and it's like a homemade batch hot sauce.

Yum. Yeah, really, really yum. What are we talking, like a thick or a Tabasco style? So it's got, it's not like a sriracha. It's not like a pasty consistency. Is it like a chutney sauce? It's far runnier than a chutney, but it does have chunks in it. Like a sweet chilli texture.

Kind of. When you make a homemade sweet chilli. If you made it, but it does have chunks in it. Like a sweet chilli texture. Kind of. When you make a homemade sweet chilli. If you made it yourself, it's much more than that. It does have sort of a jelly-ish. I've done a homemade sweet chilli. It's not as, because I mean, sweet chilli sauce is like 40% sugar. Yeah. That's why it's so yum.

Yeah. Well, this one's probably more towards sweet chilli than it is like a Tabasco, like a really hot liquid. Oh, you killed it. It's quite nice. And yesterday I was sitting outside enjoying the beautiful sun. Stunning. Eating it.

Good on you. Eating it on what? Oh, I had a sandwich. And I was dipping it in the hot sauce. I was just having a shot or two of hot sauce. And then I put it down and now got a retriever who also at the weekend, the gate was open and got out onto the side of the road and ate half of the rotten remains of a dead possum. No, no.

I wrestled the tail and back legs out of his mouth. Okay, I don't want one. Yeah, it was, they'll eat anything. He decided he was going to lick the plate and he looked at it and I said, don't lick that, mate, it's hot sauce. Now, dogs don't speak English. Yeah.

You know, they don't apparently. Wild cats do. And then he went and licked up all of the hot sauce left on the plate. And I was like, you fucking idiot. And then he was just like. What is it happening to me? This is what food's supposed to do. It's like watching a baby suck a lemon and their face is like, whoa.

But yeah, he walked around. I have wondered what happens when a dog eats hot sauce like if it yeah did you call the poisons hotline no it's a golden retriever yeah it'd be fine he literally just ate a rotting possum and a rubber ball and a tea towel and nine tampons foil starting to see why this dog was a rescue dog this is just golden retrievers they love their numbs You want one of these? Nope

Not anymore They're pretty great dogs They'll eat your taxi dermid fox too Oh yeah Have a little nibble on the fox Oh yeah That or hump it I don't want either of those things

Be a bit humpy Be a bit humpy on the little fox Establish something You know the pecking order of things But then I just watch this dog walk around Going You think it'll stop him licking your plate

nah he's a fucking moron he won't he won't have learned a lesson look this is he just did that

he just like licked his lips for ages and ages and ages oh my god oh my god I love that you I love that you

got out your phone you're like oh the dog will be fine yeah yeah I was like you're an idiot go to the water bowl

you're a bloody idiot sort yourself out so dogs don't like hot sauce is today's fact of the day. Lesson du jour.