ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th June 2024

Episode Date: June 16, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's Bringing Sexy Back!(yeah)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod You would have heard me mention that I got an MRI Oh my god, I've just thought of the best song I can play in the background MRI Mr. I

What is it? No I'm Mr. I MRI No X-ray Sexy back Sexy back What is it? No. I'm Mr. MRI. MRI. No. X-ray. Sexy back. Sexy back.

Sexy back. Sexy back. Good from you. I got an MRI on my back. Yes. Whole spine, they call it. And this is a problem when patients who have zero medical knowledge or training get to look at their results online. Well, because I, do you know, I

never knew that you actually had access to your own scans and stuff. It always just goes straight to your doctor and I'm always like, I love it. And then I learnt this last year and so now I was like, oh, I want to look at my spine. And I've got it here having a little looky-poo and my first thought was, why is it so curvy?

That's just, what is spine? why is it so curvy that's just what is why it's so curvy that sort of spine is like an s right yeah it's a bit it's fucking all bent i thought it was gonna be straight and so now i've been like trying to like sit up sit up a little bit more also there's a lump of fat on my back like in my between my shoulder blades. Is that a hump? That's all I can imagine. She's standing in a hump. Also, my ass has fallen off. Now, yes, I am lying down on the thing when I'm in there, but my ass is... God, it used to be my pride and joy.

So I'm going back to the gym today. Okay. Having seen the spine and seeing how insignificant my ass is. You weren't going to the gym today, were you? And then you saw this, and you're like, well, I better. Yeah, I was going to go straight home. I had barely any sleep last night. I was going to go my asses. You weren't going to gym today, were you? And then you saw this and you're like, well, I better. Yeah, I was going to go straight home. I had barely any sleep last night. I was going to go have a nap.

Hell no. I'm getting down. I'm squatting and thrusting all afternoon because that's falling off. But anyway, I'm looking at my spine. Now, here's my take on it as a non-medical professional. Yeah. One, it's too curvy. Yeah.

Two, where the fuck did my ass go And three, the discs look juicy Which is good because I've got a slip disc Yeah, and Aaron's got two completely dehydrated ones Yeah, it's not fun It's not fun times Yeah, so I'm happy to see that Anyway

But this is your opinion Well, it's my body Surely my opinion would matter the most. She knows more than the scientists. But do you know what a juicy disc looks like? I'm sorry. I'm just going to show a picture of my discs. I'll just get my spectacles on.

Don't they look full of juice? That's so amazing that they can get that kind of image. I know. It's a juicy disc. Without cutting you open. I know. There's one from the top of my head Down the spine

I'll say it Sexy back Thank you Sexy back Look at that Flat ass though What the hell Is that your ass?

I think so Right? That's fat I don't know what Isn't that just your skin? Or is that clothing? Why is my skin so thick? Did you get the MRI

Where you're full of clothes During the MRI? Yeah Oh no I'm in a robe Oh yeah Yeah Okay No Why is my skin so thick? Did you get the MRI where you're fully clothed during the MRI? Yeah. Oh, no, I'm in a robe. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. No.

Well, I mean, I don't know. Might have been a bunched up robe. I mean, I know what we're looking at, but I don't know. Look at that juice full of the discs. The discs are full of juice. Aaron's got no juice between the discs. Yeah, on two of his. How'd that happen?

Just because he's tall. Is that why? Had a back injury years later and then just fucking lived as a tall man for 20 years on. Ouch. Anyway,

so thankfully, no, we're all looking at it thinking, you know, what are we seeing there? I have messaged the image to, I'll call him show doctor.

Yeah. Dr. Shawnee. Dr. Shawnee. Our friend, yes. And I sent him a screenshot of the spine at the side, and I said, is this a good spine? Question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark.

Poor guy. It's literally Monday morning when we're recording this. Why is it so curvy? He just said, Sprout, spines are meant to curve. And then he sent me something from an actual medical journal of a spine that I'll say is more curved. So then my thought was, maybe mine's not curvy enough and I've got stiff person syndrome. I'm having a Celine Dion moment here. And I'm slowly but surely becoming more rigid and upright.

They should go rigid and upright. Is that one of the things? Yeah. Stiff person syndrome. This is why you shouldn't look at your medical results or your images. You don't know what you're looking at. He said, see, it's called leidosis or kyphosis which is supposed to be there and i was like the moment i hear spine and osis now i'm worried yeah i said just tell me straight is it a sexy

spy are those juicy discs yeah that i'm seeing there what are these we just said i'm not a radiologist hayley i was wondering if this is outside of his area of expertise. He is a GP. Right, okay, yeah, right. He says it looks good to me. Okay. Yeah, right. Yeah. But the radio, didn't you get a good report back, though?

Yeah, but, you know, maybe they're lying to me. I'm just having a look at it. It's really bent. It's really spiny. No, that's how they go. I know, but it was's always like stand up straight You're like I can't, the spine is literally an S shape So you're telling me to stand up straight

That's actually not helpful No Oh yeah here's the back of the head There's that big nerve that runs from your brain That's all looking great My question is what's the lump of fat at the back Is it a hump She's got a little quasasimodo going on.

It's a little fat hump, yeah. It's almost the size of my now flat ass. Yeah. Your ass has migrated up your back. It has. It looks like a satellite image

of a nice white sandy beach. It does, actually. Lovely sandy white beach. Thank you for calling my back a sandy white beach. My back fat hump. Anyway, we'll see. Hopefully it's fine.