ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th June, 2025
Episode Date: June 16, 2025On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan's parents have gone hard on the holiday itinerary!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod.
Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now my parents have um have gone on a trip,
which is great because they were a little bit um-ah about going on a trip this year.
Um-ah. Why?
They were a bit um-ah about going on a trip this year, don't they?
They just get a bit um-ah. You know when your parents are getting older they get a bit um-ah?
They do. I don't know. It's just a lot.
It is a lot.
You gotta live life, don't ya?
That's what I say to them.
This is why they worked hard all these years.
Exactly.
It's a crap ADM.
Yeah, go spend your money, don't leave it for your kids.
Spend it.
I don't want your fucking money.
No good to us.
Well, my parents always send an itinerary,
but often they'll just get their itinerary
from their travel company.
Oh yeah, because I was gonna say say they strike me as travel agent people.
They yeah, they're doing a tour.
So they get an itinerary for the tour.
Now usually they send it to you.
It's 27 pages long and it's stuff like 9am, check in at the Marriott.
But 9am, check in at the Marriott, then board bus 744.
It's all of the da da da da da da.
And I'm always just like, it's too much detail, Mum.
Yeah, you just need the flights and the hotel.
We're there staying.
Yeah, so I would like to show you,
because I got an email at the weekend,
my brother and my sister and I all got a weekend,
schedule of our trip.
And Dad's really simplified it.
He's just handwritten.
Oh, that is so cute. And, um, Dad's really simplified it. He's just handwritten. How cute is this?
Oh, that is so cute.
Oh my God, his handwriting is so cute.
My dad's handwriting rules.
It does rule.
He can do all sorts of handwriting too, because he did a calligraphy course when I was at college.
Kind of like a 14 year old girl that's done really nice writing.
Really nice writing.
Printing.
Super easy to read.
So here you can see they're flying out to Houston, or as they call it, Houston.
Houston.
Okay, now they're worried about being allowed in
as two really white people into Troncy, America.
Two really, really white people with absolutely
not a drop of brown in either of them.
I think they think they're gonna be okay.
Yeah.
I think they'll be fine.
I think they think they're gonna be okay.
Oh my god, I love this. So they hand wrote it.
They hand wrote it.
So where are they all going around to?
Well, they're going to Houston,
and they're in Houston for three days,
and then they fly from Houston to New Orleans.
That's right, because I told you parents
they have to go to the World War II museum.
Are they gonna go to the NASA center, the space center?
I don't know.
Houston?
Houston, maybe, maybe.
My dad went when he was in Houston, and he loved it.
Yeah, it's a must do, right?
I will ask them.
They've got three days there,
so they'll be looking for a few days.
Oh, plenty of time.
Then they go to New Orleans and then their tour starts.
They go to Bethon Rouge.
They go to Memphis, they go to Graceland,
they go to Nashville.
They go to see Elvis' house.
Yeah.
Fun.
They're gonna go to Chattanooga.
Wow.
A party.
Is that it to me?
Is that the Chattanooga choo choo?
Choo choo.
Atlanta, Savannah, around, and then,
and then you know what, they're trading themselves
on the way home, they're doing a week in Hawaii.
Oh.
They love Hawaii.
It is, it's beautiful.
They love Hawaii.
Oh God, they deserve that.
They do deserve that.
Wow, this is nice, isn't it?
But the handwritten, and this is really good.
I'm actually gonna save that to my desktop.
Now, you know what, and I must say,
kudos to them for learning how to scan.
I, because usually I get a call
when there's a scanning to be done.
Yeah, okay.
When there needs to be scanning.
They did this on the home printer.
They did, they looked like dads running their own refill.
I always use Dropbox to scan,
but I had no idea Notes can do scans now.
Yeah, we used it not too long ago didn't we?
The note sap is good for that. Okay well there we go that's what's that's what's good the handwritten
itinerary. This is good good on Ian and Christine for just getting out there. They didn't get an
e-sim this time though. Oh was it too hard? No they're just gonna go on the wi-fi when they
get to the hotel they don't they don't need to be contactable all the time. Well they don't need to
be scrolling their feeds constantly on the bus.
No they don't.
The bus has got wifi.
Oh does it?
Oh look at the bus.
They'll be fine then.
Posh, they're going to be absolutely fine.