ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th June 2026

Episode Date: June 16, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Vaughan had a very... short... experienceSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. A little bit of inside knowledge. This podcast is probably going to be longer than the experience I'm describing. Okay. Really? Okay. I recently blew out another pair of jeans. This time not in the gooch, because somebody told me how you blow out a pair of jeans is in the gooch, is you have too much in your pockets.

Oh, because it's stretching them. It stretches them and wear it pull them. on is the gooch. So if you're blowing it out on the gooch, it might be acidic gooch syndrome. That's actually why I like to put all of my stuff in my pockets in Haley's handbag. You. It's a bit, it makes the bag a bit heavier, so her shoulder's going,

but at least the goochie your pants. She's on tallymodo, but at least your um, Gooch isn't blowing out on your jeans. I blow mine out in the middle, but where the thighs kiss-kiss-kiss-y-kissy thighs. My thighs have always been best friends. My jeans were looking sweet and then literally in one week I got a hole under the pocket in the back and then a hole on the front and I was just like okay it's time for a new pair of jeans where were these from helenstines I don't want to spend money on jeans no because then I don't feel

bad because I go home from work and I'll just wear them straight out in the paddock and then they get like couching on them and stuff and then I don't have to change into farming clothes I don't have that time okay I don't even own a pair of jeans so I walked into helenstein's and I was like fantastic it's the same as when I bought them last time don't go change it just to please me yep I love you just the way you are. I walked in the guys like, hey, can I help you? I said, that pair of jeans. And he's like, what shape? I said, no, that exact pair of jeans.

And he's like, it's two for 99. I said, okay, so that pair and the darker pair put them both in the thing. He's like, want to try them on? I was like, no need good sir. Sure, I put a, you son of a bitchy, I'll put on wait since I last purchased jeans, but I squeeze this ass. Because once you went to Helen Steins and they said that you've got model dimensions. That was about a year.

That was Barker. Sorry, that was Barker's. That was a couple of years ago for my mate's wedding. I was the only one in the entire wedding party that didn't need any suit adjustments. Model dimensions. Model dimensions, yeah. So then I literally walk from that. I beat him to the counter. He's like, wow, you're in a hurry.

I said, well, I don't want to be any longer than I need to be. He's like, doot, doot, want a bag? I was like, not if I don't need one. Grab them, swipe, want your receipt. I was like, yep, sure, grab, put that in the pocket of the jeans. I was out the store. And as I was walking out the store, he said to somebody else, that's the most efficient customer we've ever had.

Oh, nice. Don't need anything. Nothing. That's so good. Like, literally that was it. That's how I like to shop. I love it. Are you wearing the new jeans today?

Sure am. Gives a look. Oh, they look grey. They're lovely. They're lovely. It's a classic sort of slightly lighter blue. The dump is popper. Yeah, they're actually, the dump is just a bit chubby at the moment, so that's nice.

No, it's nice. It's good. No, it's good. You need a bit of chub on the dump. Oh, we don't need a flat dump. No, we don't want a flat dump. Anyway, that's so it literally has this podcast. It's taken longer than the experience itself.