ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th March, 2025

Episode Date: March 16, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan's camping experience! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Camping in a tent. Tenting. You spoke on the Big Pond about wanting to get a caravan. Yeah, which is like a hard tent. Because you loved it so much. A hard tent that you tow full of things. No, it's a little home on wheels. Yeah, it's a home on wheels. Yeah.

That's what I want. But I just, I don't want, I've been looking at caravans and some of them. I don't want, I don't want all the bits. I just need beds. Beds and a table, I think. Not a little kitchenette in there? Nah. Because everything rattles around. Because I think I'll just always stay places that have a little kitchenette.

Or take a little cooker. Or take a barbecue, if that's going to be happening. But no, I was in the tent, and you know, I've got two tents. Okay. Wow, I don't want to brag. Don't want to brag. I only have one tent. I've got a two-man tent, and then a big family tent for the family.

I took a two-man tent. I put it up so quick by myself. Not an argument. No one telling me I was doing anything wrong. Who are you going to argue with? Yourself. It was just a weird situation to be putting up a tent and not having someone telling you you're definitely doing it wrong

even though they've never done it before and you're the person that always puts up the tent. Hypothetically. Hypothetically speaking. Yeah, yeahothetically. Hypothetically speaking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hypothetically speaking. Yeah. But the tent went up real quick.

But I'll tell you one thing, I can't get on board with tents. Hot. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hot. So hot. And then cold. And then fucking freezing. Overnight was so cold.

I hate it when you, well, I've done this before, when you don't track the sun and you put it up, you get them to the end of the late Arvo, you put it up and the next morning, you know, 7am, scorching. Scorching hot. You're like, I'm right in the sun. Yeah, it's always good if there's a tree, get the tree to shelter you during the hot hours and then at night, obviously.

Were there any weird noises? Was it scary? Did you hear anyone shagging? No, I didn't hear anyone shagging. You know, at a campsite it's always... shagging? No, I didn't hear anyone shagging. You know, at a campsite, it's always... You are so horny. I didn't hear anyone shagging. It's so horny.

I don't think I've ever heard anybody shagging at a campground. Oh, I have, for sure. Really? Russell Bustle. I didn't put the guide ropes on because there was no wind. Oh, yeah. So I was like, I'm not going to bother with those. Those are just something to trip over.

Yeah. I'm not going to do that. So, yeah, set up the tent, slept in there. I didn't. There was no gremlins. I remember we talked last week on the show about the tent gremlins. You've got to watch the tent gremlins. Yeah, they get your toesies. I did have one of those very vivid dreams.

I had a dream that Tom Hanks was in the tent with me. Oh, goodness. And I woke up and I was like, Tom, move over. You're taking up too much room. And then he was like, oh, this reminds me of when I was playing Forrest Gump. And I was like, oh, yeah, okay, tell us that story. And he told me the story, and then I went back to sleep, and then I woke up, and I was like, where's Tom gone?

But he'd never been there, but it was one of those dreams that felt real. Right. Because it happened exactly where you are when you start dreaming. You know, if you're sleeping in your house and your dream starts in your house, it feels a lot more real. Yeah. It's the location. But sometimes you're like, oh, this is silly. I'm not in the Amazon. No, no, no, it feels a lot more real. Yeah. Because of the location. But sometimes you're like, oh, this is silly.

I'm not in the Amazon. No, no, no, no. I must be dreaming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this one felt real. Tom Hanks, what a nice thing. Do you know what? If there was ever going to be any celebrity that was just in my tent and didn't make me feel threatened, it'd be Tom Hanks.

Yeah. Lovely Tom Hanks. Yeah. I did remember being panged with regret that I only had one chair, though. And, like, obviously you offered the chair to Tom Hanks Tom Hanks One chair Can I ask you, because sometimes it's not really a choice

But were you surrounded by other tents? No You know because sometimes when you get a spot and it's like tent there, tent there Yeah, and you're next to some a-holes I was next to a cabin That old people were in, and then a camper van pulled up on the other side at one stage. Oh, yeah.

To only feed your camper van desire. Well, that's camper van. That's well out of my price range. Oh, sorry. What's yours? Trailer park. Trailer park caravan. Yeah.

Yeah. The sort of one that gets blown away in a tornado. Yeah. And, oh, yeah. It was great. It was a great weekend. Loved it. Aaron's going to come, because Aaron's all fucking camping

and all that and he's been saying to me is oh man I've got to plan some trips up north on the weekends we can just duck away and go camping

you don't like camping you're a hotel people when we do I come from hotel people but when we do have camped Aaron and I have a nice time

but like do you know what I mean like I'm like we've got to put the full airbed in and the car airbed pump is gonna pump it up camped aaron and i have a nice time but like do you know what i mean like i'm like we're gonna put the full airbed in and in the car airbed pump's gonna pump it up and we're buying nice gourmet sausages from the local yeah yeah yeah and there's one and and then you know it's sort of not really camping more of a glamping of sorts soft indoors yeah yeah yeah i know you can't go past a good mattress because if you ever like i'd rather not shower I just hate the showers in there

Lovely showers in campgrounds nowadays Just gorgeous and sometimes you might find Somebody else's soap and you've forgotten yours So you give yourself a little wash Fuck off You did not He did and now he's embarrassed That he told us that he rubbed someone else's bar

You shoved someone's arsehole bar up your arsehole I had my Tingly tea tree body wash. Oh, come on. You know the stuff that really makes your jennies tingle. Yeah. I had that. It was nice.

Burn cuss, mate, when you put it in the jennies. You're like, ooh, almost burning.