ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th November 2023

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; it's time for some Summer Fashion!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackersRewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Summer's here and the time is right for dancing in the streets. And yesterday Aaron has turned every single item of his clothing into a work, painting, painting house reno situation. I just did a rejig of t-shirts

that are no longer wearable t-shirts that are around the house t-shirts and then I took my worst around the house t-shirts and turned them into rags in the garage. Yeah, that's a cycle in our house as well. And then those just disappear over time. I end up throwing them out

after I use them to clean up an oily mess. You do this as you've turned your Birkenstocks into painting stocks. Painting stocks. I accidentally turned a pair of Lululemon leggings

into painting ties because you don't even know and you're just wearing them and you're painting, painting, painting and you just wipe your hands and you're like, oh no.

And then it's too late. And then it's done. So yesterday I said to Aaron we need to go shopping for some shorts he needs some shorts go shopping for some shorts now Aaron is

mighty in the leg like very long legs he's two metres tall in most of it's leg thick thigh has he got a no sturdy thigh

he's sturdy he's not lanky in the thigh he's not lanky but he's not thick set he could really use it as a pivot point for some shower for him He's not lanky in the front. He's not lanky, but he's not thick-set. He could really use it as a pivot point for some shower for an occasion. Yeah, I'd imagine he'd be good at squats.

Yeah, oh, too long. Hard on the knee. Too long. Hard on the knee, hard on the back. Oh, okay. Too far down. Yeah, right. Better with a lunge.

Anyway, but it was hard men's shorts. One, men's fashion is so lame. So boring. We're simple creatures. Bores me to death. We're simple. Yeah, and I can tell. I see you've chosen a plain blue t-shirt.

I'm wearing purple today. And you've gone purple marl. Yeah, purple marl. There's nothing wrong. This isn't a staple, an AS Colour staple. I know you're both wearing AS Colour staples. And I've got my cargo shorts on. Oh, my God.

I've got so many extra pockets. Brave boy. Brave boy. I know you're both wearing AS Colour staples. And I've got my cargo shorts on. Oh, my God. I've got so many extra pockets. Brave boy. Brave boy. Oh, it's just so uninspiring. Anyway, I was trying to get Aaron some shorts. He loves shorts in the summer. And now he likes a, because of his long legs, he doesn't look good in a long short.

Oh, yeah. He's right in half, you know, above the knee, below the knee. He needs actually almost mid-thigh, quite a short short on him. Yeah, I like it because these are quite long. Yeah, yeah. But I do love a short short. He looks good in a short short. Almost like an old school, you know, when rugby wouldn't-

Canterbury. Yeah, like those Canterbury shorts, like that kind of material. You know how dudes used to wear walking shorts? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stubbies. Yeah, stubbies and walking shorts. He's more, like Aaron looks good in a Speedo, almost a tog short as a short.

A Speedo? Yeah. No, no, no, like the Speedo shorts. I've never seen Speedo shorts. You mean the tight tights? No, not tights. No. Just like a board short, but short.

Yeah, right. Okay. A short board short. Yeah, Speedo do do those. But then I was thinking about the fabric in which men's shorts are made. And look, I'm not trying to say anything here, but I was like, where does your dick go? Well, he's absolutely got a set of clangers on him as well. This is why we love track pants season.

Where does it go? The whole time he was showing me shorts and I was like, are they comfy? Yeah. I can see a whole penis. The whole cock. Wait, no, it sounds like you were going for a short that was too tight around the groin. But no matter what, you can see the shape. Stand up.

I want to see if I can see the shape of your back. Stand up. This is a blessing of having a... Yes, you've got a lump. There's always a lump. Everyone having a Yes You've got a lump There's always a lump Everyone has a lump There's a lump But you've got me

Not me Not me Tiny pancake Vaughan show me your lump I don't have it This is all Jane Wow that's flat as pancake isn't it That is just sitting flat

Even that bit That is poking out I just touched it It's not my pancake That's the zip Is that the zip Is that your wallet That's your wallet

But the whole time It's just sitting there. It's just a thick seam of denim behind the front. Oh, right. It's just sort of odd to me. I was like, yeah, it's just sitting in the front. Also, we just marked it. Aaron, we had a chat. When were we talking about Aaron's penis?

I feel like you, me, Shade, and Aaron were talking about Long Shlong, who is a cast member of the first season of Sex.Life. Yes. And then we were talking about, and Aaron was like, not that far. He said himself, I don't think I'm that Shlong, who is a cast member of the first season of Sex.Life. Yes. And then we were talking about, and Aaron was like, not that far. He said himself, I don't think I'm that far off. Long Shlong. Wow. He's got Excalibur in those pants.

That's why shorts can't contain it. Right. Okay. The dude's six foot six and like a big dude. Stop talking. He's going to hate this. He's going to hate that. I kind of want to see it.

I kind of want to see it. You need to get into a urinal situation. No, going to hate this. He's going to hate that. I kind of want to see it. I kind of want to see it. You need to get into a urinal situation. No, not from that angle. I want to admire it face on. What, you want to see it hard? What? No, I don't want to see it hard. I don't want to see it hard.

I want to see it at that state where you're having a good day, you're feeling good, and you have a warm shower. And you hop out, and you see yourself in the mirror, and you're like, that's the best my dicks looked. Because hard penises to me are grotesque. This is a side thought. I wasn't talking about

the size of his penis. I was just talking about in general, I can see all men's penises at all times. Not all men. No. No matter what you're wearing,

you think you can't. Jeans, shorts, pants, slacks, chinos. You're living with an anaconda and you've been misled about men on a whole. The worst is when you get out

of a pool or something and the air goes and sucks your togs to you and you lay down and I'm always just like ah for fuck's sake and you peel your pants off

like those vacuum sealers when you're sealing something into a packet it just goes and you see the full shape of it yeah yeah yeah that's why you always

give a little pluck when you get out of the water. Always. Yeah, create a bit of an air pocket around it. Yeah. It's to hide the outline. And the outline of your entire package. Interesting.

It's just sitting there, isn't it? Did you find some nice shorts for him? I found three pairs of sort of nice casual shorts for him to just rock around in the summer, but not a dress short. Right. I honestly can see him in those old man, those old dude walking shorts. Just above the knee, always not a dress short. Right. I honestly can see him in those old man, those old dude walking shorts. Just above the knee, always in a grey.

A little tightness on the side. No. Pockets. Walk, walk, walk. Pulled up socks. Maybe some sandals. That's hot. It's a hot mix.

With the schlong. Oh, this is a huge penis. Stop it!