ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th November 2024

Episode Date: November 16, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; One of us had quite the Costco Incident...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. It's filling up my car with gas. Do you know, sorry. What? You've started doing a thing.

Yeah, like before you speak. Oh, what are you doing there? He'll go, even on the radio or on the podcast, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, if you say Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley and I know what I'm going to do next, I feel it's almost like I give you a bit and give you a bit. Well, do it, Mike. We don't want to hear your sloppy mouthful. Let's leave it in, but I'm going to try not to do it.

Okay, go again, go again, go again. Welcome to a little bit of pod. I knew you'd do that. You're a sleeper, Titus. I knew you would do that. You a sleeper I knew you would do that You're very bratty He's a bratty boy It's brat summer

Yeah We're six months behind No brat summer's over No it's our Brat summer's starting Okay good Because we were Brat wintering

Well they were Brat summering It wasn't as fun Because I couldn't wear Fishnets over my undies And neon bra Well now you can Because I was told

So I was filling up With gas this week And if you know me, I have talked about how I hate it. Yeah. I hate having to stop. It's horrible. When I'm on my way home, I just want to go home. And on the way to work, the place I fill up, which is Costco Fuel,

isn't open. Is it still cheap? Yes. Okay. It's cheaper. Because I don't go there. But I pay for the membership, but I go to Costco once a year. Yeah.

I'm losing money. It's wild, yeah. Can we go there. But I pay for the membership, but I go to Costco once a year. Yeah. I'm losing money. It's wild, yeah. Can we go to Costco one day for a shop? Yes. Yeah, because I didn't renew my membership. Because pre-Chrissy would be good. A pre-Chrissy shop. Yeah.

My mum and dad always. I'm in the mood for $50. It's the same with Sade's mum. Whenever she comes up to see us, always stop at Costco. Guess what my parents bought last time they went there? What? 84 toilet rolls. And?

That's a lot of toilet paper. And dad was very pleased to tell me, three-ply. They only usually owe two. Oh. Because I always think the more you buy, the less quality. You're going extra quantity, so they're going worse quality. A lot of three-ply. Three-ply.

Yeah. So I was filling up at Costco, the fuel part. Yep. And I got out of the car, and you've got to swipe your Costco card. And then I had to lean back in because I was swiping. I was trying to use the digital one, but then that was like it's expired, so I needed the physical card. I leaned back in.

The doors opened the whole time on the car, and the keys are in the ignition. Now, on the Suzuki Jimny, that means beep, beep, beep, beep, a reminder that your keys are in the ignition. If you're about to lock the door, don't because your keys are still in the car. And they kind of keep going, and I'm in and out. And then I've also got a jerry can in the door. Don't. Because your keys are still in the car. Yeah. And they kind of keep going and I'm in and out. And then I've also got a jerry can in the back. Oh, yeah. You know, like a little petrol container to fill up.

So I opened the back door to get that out. Was that because Carwin borrowed it and returned it to you empty? Yeah. Fucking outrageous, eh? I know. No, don't put her on the mic. Don't put her on the mic. She's coming on the mic to say, I offer it.

I offer it. I literally said, I'm going to fill this up, leave it with me. She said, I'll go to the water blaster in the car, but I'll keep the jerry can because I'll fill it up. Yeah, I said, leave it there, I'll go fill it up. Because I didn't have time between water blasting and then, I don't know, we get here at 5 a.m. We turned it empty.

Can you believe it? I'll never lend her anything. It wasn't fully empty. How much did that cost to fill? To fill? I don't know. It wasn't full when I got it. I didn't use a whole thing. I didn't use a whole thing of dollars. I said I didn't mind, and I I don't know. It wasn't Phil when I got it. I didn't use a whole thing.

I didn't use a whole thing of dollars. I said I didn't mind, and I honestly don't. I honestly don't. I don't care. If I lend people things, I assume they're like, that's fucking unbelievable behavior from her. I cannot believe that. I quit.

I quit. So I went into the back to get that, and I got that out, and I walked back around. And then I just kind of hear this woman be like would you shut that fucking door and i thought she was talking to her like kids or something i was like what a disgusting way to speak to like your children in public yeah or is she like angry at her partner or whatever and so i just like whoa and i then i start filling up the jerry can and she's like shut the fucking door Twice And she's looking at me

Oh my god So the first I was like would you shut that fucking door Did you say why don't you shut your fucking mouth I said shut the fucking door I just looked at her and I was like my door And she's like can you not hear that fucking beeping It's driving me insane I'm like oh

I kind of blanked it out after the first five seconds. And she just looked at me. And I just reached forward and tapped the door shut. And I'm like, shut it. So I don't know if the beeping stopped, but it definitely muffled it enough. I was like, fucking. It's such an aggressive thing to say to a stranger. And really dragging on it to shut that fucking door.

Was she having a bad day, obviously? Must have been having a bad day door. Which is having a bad day, obviously. Must have been having a bad day. Must have been having a bad day. And she had to stop for gas. Yeah, obviously. I hate that. I mean, I'm really irked by noises, repetitive noises, all that kind of stuff, for sure.

But I would never say I would, even me with a terrible temper, even if I was pre-menstrual, as I believe I am now. Thoughts and prayers. Thank you. I have preventative period undal, as I believe I am now. Thoughts and prayers. Thank you. I've prevented a period undies on because I'm so pissed off. I'm sure it's coming. I would never say that to a stranger. I'd be like, would you mind closing your door?

Even if I was being sharp. Can you shut your door? Or if I saw them around the back of the car, I'd just reach around and... Same. No, shut your fucking door. Oh my God god that's so I was so taken aback And then I like finished and I drove away

But she wasn't like glaring at me as I drove away It was just in the moment she just wanted it dealt with And that was how she dealt with it I wish you were in more of a Brady mood Yeah