ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th October 2023

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan was invited to another wedding...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now it is becoming ever clear to me that I must be a fantastic person to have at your wedding. Oh really? Because I have had a couple of, I wouldn't say last minute, but I'd say tier two, B tier. Me too.

I've been joining you on this tier. I think you're on the same tier as I. We've been hanging out with people, obviously making such a splash. Yeah. That we've received some wedding invites. I think Vaughn's wife's making quite the splash, and then therefore Vaughn's invited along. They feel they have to invite me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think because-an's invited along. They feel they have to invite me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think because – That's also fair. Yeah, Fletch has such an established group of friends of which you're on the fringe and I'm new to, and of late we've been more infiltrating this group, haven't we, on social occasion. You've been putting it right – you've been right in the middle, putting a finger – We've been penetrating it deeply and making such an impact.

Hitting the G-spot with our friend group penetration. Yeah, we've been doing a come hither motion. We've all gone away as a group. Remember my birthday? We all went to Dan Haley's comedy show weekend. I think that solidified our positioning. Yeah, that was pretty wild. But you got an invite to another wedding yesterday.

A gay wedding. A gay wedding. And you know, I have spoken before and worn it. Last time we talked about the gay weddings, why are you under catering to me? Because I'm a very hungry boy. They were upset. Now, I did, one of the weddings was Maddie McLean

and very dear friend Ryan Teese's wedding. Now, they came at me after I spoke. And I will say now, looking back, out of turn because I volunteered to drive them around in my Land Rover that they were using for their wedding car for their wedding photos so they could enjoy champagne. Yeah. And not drive it off a cliff. And while that was

happening there were sliders, there was a lot of great food. The sliders happened. Yeah, the smithy missed out. That was where all the snacks happened. Totally. Smithy missed out on the snacks. And then the paella guy, he cut me off because I was going back for my fourth bowl of pa food. The sliders happened. Yeah, the smithy missed out. That was where all the snacks happened. Totally. Smithy missed out on the snacks. And then the paella guy, he cut me off because I was going back for my fourth bowl of paella. It was greedy boy, but it was a greedy boy that hadn't had the snacks.

So then I said that, and then there was another wedding where I'll say the food was light on the ground, and I wore it. So because you've only been to two gay weddings, your assumption, or your broad sweeping statement is that all gay weddings do not cater enough food. But then when we talked about this,

the lesbians came forth and said, we love catering. They've got like four pigs on the spit. They've got food trucks galore. It's just all go. Bread, bread, bread. So now I've been invited to two more gay weddings, hoping to balance it out.

Did I hear you the other day talking to Mike About catering Yes I did Mike's wedding And I was like what are we about catering So Borden gets a last minute wedding invite And then immediately says What's the catering like As sure as me

The catering will be sufficient Now then yesterday very kindly Sade and I got invited to another wedding. Yeah, Dr. Shawnee's wedding. Dr. Shawnee's wedding. I can't wait. Oh my God,

on his wedding day, I'm going to have a rash because we're going to be in rural New Zealand, hot, dry summer. Yeah. I'm going to be rashing and sneezing.

You're going to be asking for medical advice. I'm going to have to employ Dr. Shawnee on his wedding day to help me. And there'll be a few doctors there so it'll be a great day to like choke. Get it all sorted.

Get a rash. I might use that joke because I'm partly MCing. Are you? Do you want to do it? Absolutely not. No, no, no, no. That actually makes the invite all the better.

But I don't have any MC duties. Let's get smashed. And fuck with the MC because he's a prick I will have you two Sit down please Nah She shows tits

Fletch Fletch Tell them that story About that time Do it Tell them the story About time Tell them the time story

Fletch is a mess Of penis Everybody You better not Mess with Dr. Shorty's Mum's garden Hey MC

How many people At this wedding Have you seen naked Why don't you tell us All of their names Everybody make some noise If you've seen this Slug before

Okay you two are uninvited You can't do that You don't have the authority Got invited to this wedding Yesterday And I was I was playing PlayStation

When the wedding invite came through digitally yeah so you know it's not been printed out they were followed up by the official the official invite

yeah we're second tier babe and the website oh and I'm absolutely happy with being second tier yeah and I was like and I

it came through and they said and I was like notice it look if you're going to come and then Shado was like oh my god and did that like

simp face with the big eyes and be like are they quiet are we going to get you I can't wait to be on it and then Shara was like, oh my God, and did that like simp face with the big eyes. We're like, oh my God. It's a great way to be honored. And I gave a thumbs up because as I said, I was busy playing video games. You just gave a thumbs up to a wedding invite.

The invite, I would say the wording, which I imagine is similar because we're sort of falling into the same category. It was very kind. We'd love for you to join us on a special day. Yeah, later. It's beautiful. Thumbs up. You got it. You piece same category. It was very kind. We'd love for you to join us on a special day. Yeah, later. It was beautiful. Thumbs up.

You got it. You piece of shit. And then back to the video. You got in trouble. I got in trouble. She sent it by home and she's like, stop that and reply something nice. Write a reply.

It's got to be a sentence. Write a reply. A thumbs up is not an adequate wedding response. Yep. So I was like, fuck. So i paused the game and i was like oh this is really really nice you absolutely didn't have to because they didn't yeah you absolutely didn't have to can't wait yeah love love the location yeah um all good Send another thumbs up. Oh, I forgot. P.S. Yeah.

What are we talking for catering? Because you know your boy comes to eat. And I sent that and then unpaused and said I ran the game again. And then Shadow was like, you fucking didn't. And I was like, what? She's like, you can't. That's not funny. That's not funny.

I was like, I know it's no fucking joke. I've been at weddings and starving. I want to know. You might not have been, again, a steward. That there will be sufficient catering. We might pack Vaughan a little lunchbox for the next couple of weddings. I'm happy to bring a big handbag on and we can all pack snacks. Yeah, a couple of saucy rolls on the way.

I just think we'll pick up a big roll. A big lunch. Big breakfast. Essential, essential to have a big lunch before a wedding. Because, you know, when you hit the ground running, if it's hot, you haven't eaten enough, and the champagnes are the first couple of things you have, shit gets pretty wild pretty quick.

And also it's great you're there, because can you make sure that me and Sade don't get sort of sun silly? I don't want another repeat of my birthday where I don't even make it to bloody dinner you know if you give me permission

I will kindly monitor you throughout the evening and afternoon just saying hey maybe we have a glass of water I would actually rather you do it than Aaron I'll get Aaron to do Sade

you do me fantastic because then I'm not the arsehole at the end of the night because me and Sade have the same trip wire yeah Aaron everyone's been saying me the same trip wire Yeah I wonder if the gays now are listening to this

Like what have we done Huge mistake I'm also not the mistake An absolute thunderstorm is about Brewing at sea