ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th October 2024

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley has entered her competition era! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. What's that saying? You only win the number thing you have a go at. What? You gotta be in it to win it.

Yeah, you gotta be in it to win it. No, you lose everything that you don't try or something. I don't know. There was a saying that motivated me. You miss every shot you don't take? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't try or something. I don't know. There was a saying. You miss every shot you don't take? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. And you aim for the stars.

So if you miss, you hit. No, aim for the moon. And if you miss, you'll land amongst the stars. Oh, wow. Okay. That's got nothing to do with it. Even though you won't because the stars are way, way further away than the moon. I was going to say the stars are way further away.

Way further away than the moon. So you've actually got more chance of hitting the moon. People think that. Yeah, and if you miss the moon. I was going to say the stars are way further away. Way further away than the moon. So you've actually got more chance of hitting the moon. People think that... Yeah, and if you miss the moon, which is going to be hard to hit unless you've got all the physics worked out, you're just going to be floating in space while you slowly land on the moon.

Or land somewhere in the Pacific or around China or something. Yeah, yeah. People think that space is just scattered with stars. They're literally at least a few kilometres apart. Yeah. Anyway, the saying you miss 100% of the shots that you don't take. Yes. That is the saying that motivated me when I was prompted to enter a competition,

to start entering competitions. And I've never, ever, ever been a competition enterer. She turns 35 and she's entering competitions like a mum. I like a mum. Because, Vaughn, your mum has famously won competitions. Yeah, my mum was a chronic competition enterer. And I think the name Christine Smith is a nice name for a winner.

Yeah, it is. Approachable. Yeah. Pronounceable. Totally. And yeah, she won a trip to San Francisco. That's why she likes Mark Ruffalo. Well, that was one of the ones. Oh, I think one of them was on a credit card that was like yeah win win ten thousand dollars towards I was like yep and I entered that yeah then I saw another one I was like I think I'm just gonna get into this mode of entering competitions trips because I don't yeah I don't bother because

I my thinking is a warm they're gonna win this yeah exactly what's the point millions of people are gonna send of the shots that you don't take yeah and i'm just like everyone is entering these so what's the point but then if everyone's thinking like that someone has to win it hardly anyone's entering yeah totally i just was like why not i mean so far no good like i haven't won anything i reckon literally entering competitions via the post would be the way to go now because people just wouldn't It's too hard and it's too expensive Who's doing that?

Who's doing magazines? But wouldn't magazines be go to online and into this? Yeah, probably scan a code or something What do you mean? You don't want to appeal to some of the old They still want to appeal to some of the older folks That still buy magazines That probably don't know how to do it online

Yeah Or don't want to Wait, so you want to take away an opportunity from an elderly woman to win a five-piece cookware set by entering this male competition. Who's she cooking for? Her family, once a year. No, she gets some meals in the home. Graham's past.

She doesn't need the la cruchette. Is that how you say it? Something like that. She's just doing a tin of tuna a night. Yeah. There's not much to her. A bit of toast. Yeah, jam on toast in the morning. Not much like that. She's just doing a tin of tuna a night. Yeah. It's not much to her. A bit of toast. Yeah, jam on toast in the morning.

Not much to her. That's describing my nan. Apparently my nan used to be a great eater. I know. But she's 90 now, and apparently she just doesn't eat much. Yeah, my pop ate like nothing. I'm miserable. If I'm that old, I'm going to be fucking, I'm going to be eating.

You're not going to be that old. You won't be hungry. You're not, because you won't be hungry. That stops me now. I eat when I'm not hungry all the time now. I'm so full. Yeah, num, num, num, num, num. I just ate a full meal 30 minutes ago.

I wonder if there's any sweet treats in the fridge. Well, watch this space because I am prepared to start winning some competitions. I might have to flit off to Fiji or something like that on an all expenses paid trip.