ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -17th October, 2025

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan's fright at the cafe! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium podcast network, it's Fletchpawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pot. Now, yesterday, after the show, we went to the cafe for a toasty, as sometimes we do. As we are in the mood. As we are in the mood for that. By the way, want, W-O-N-T. Yeah, not W-A-N-T. As a want as in I want to do that.

It's not that I want. It's the origins of want are like something you are habitually known to do. Well, we're sitting there at this cafe And next to us, this woman sits down With, I'm assuming it looked like a mum And a suasage dog A long-haired, dash in The legs would have been 10 centimetres

Stombe a little lex You're from Belgium Hello, I'm from Belgium Now I don't know what the dealer's with cafes Like can you just bring a dog in? You can bring a like a support dog in No, some cafes are dog friendly One of the cafes I go to in Auckland all the time

as complete dog friendly. It sits on the ground, though. This dog was up on the chair with its head on the table. That's fucking yuck. She was feeding it. She was breaking off bits of food and feeding it to the dog.

And at one stage, it yapped because it wanted more. And it scared me and I spun around and they were like, I was feeding my puppy. I was just like, mm-ha-ha-ha. And then turned back and I was like, but it had its, yeah,

it was resting its head on the table. There was food nearby. It was like, it was so gross. Yeah, I agree. I think dogs in cafe is cute, but on the ground. On the ground. Behave.

Behave. Behave. Yeah. On a leash. You're down there. You're not up on mum's lap with your little front two tiny little sausage legs. Absolutely not. Up on the table.

Eating. What was she feeding it as well? Like croissant? Yeah, yeah. Maybe it's French. A French sandwich dog. No. The dog sausage.

Dachund is German, is it not? Yeah, it is. But it could, it's very close to France born. Yeah. Maybe there's some kind of crossover. Are you fucking kidding? I think he'd be born in Germany. Germans know they can just walk in and take France

if they wanted. We have twice. The fuckers. Motherfuckers. I'll do it again. Yeah, it was a bit grottie, eh? Yeah. Why does Germany have so many different types of dog breeds?

Um, I don't know they would think they just bred them to be. It's so weird though that they have. The German short head pointed. The Great Danes technically. The Pomeranian, the Doberman, the Dashound, the Weineminal, the Wainlin. Do you know whose lovings this break? Is he him and the German behind us? Zisieboxers.

The German. The German Spitz. The Leon burger Man they've got so many dogs Leon burgers So cute So cute They look so good up on the snow

In the mountains Yeah Leon burger Get in there son Yeah well that's sausage dog I mean that's yeah Can you maybe a PSA Oh and that's right

Remember she said she was ordering A puppettino Yeah because she started She started talking to us And we were like okay Shut the fuck up Let me stop Shut the fuck up

Oh yes I'm just finished Shut the fuck up Why you shut the fuck up I'm just getting to get a puppachino Shut the fuck imagine if we said that I'm in the middle of it I was feeding him his little croissant

and what we did we didn't we were just not we just oh that's so cute but I was like it's really not we said that so cute but what we wanted to say was shut the fuck off the table yeah yeah just