ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th September 2023

Episode Date: September 16, 2023

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And Hayley will just be, Look at me everybody well speaking of looking at me okay i'm i'm gonna brainstorm and i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna share this with the podcast fam because we're more intimate with you than we are with our general listeners i'm 33 years old i'm 34 in a couple of weeks. It's your birthday soon. It's the 8th of October. Are we having big drinks for this? Are we planning a... Yeah, baby.

Good. Now, I am at the age... I'm aging and I'm struggling with it in a way that I thought that I wouldn't. And I was like, you know, I've talked about it a little bit. I think I'm getting a little bit of the tox. A bit of the tox? Just between the eyebrows. I've've talked about it a little bit. I think I'm getting a little bit of the tox. A bit of the tox? Just between the eyebrows. I've been thinking about it. And then it conflicts me with my age gracefully body positive rhetoric.

But when it's happening to me, it's harder. This is what people struggle with, with portraying a body positive image. Sometimes they'll see something in the mirror and they're like, well, that wasn't there when I made my stand. But now it's there and I don't wasn't there when I made my stand. But now it's there and I don't want it there. I'm all about it. I see a woman at a beach with beautiful wobbly bits and I'm like, that's hot and awesome. And look at you.

And then my own bits can't wobble though. You know, it's a weird thing. It's a double standard. What I find beautiful, I don't even let my hands touch it. Why are you struggling with it? Well, the reason I, because like no i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do any go talks or anything like there i see it too much and i find it a little disconcerting when people's faces don't move and they talk and you know me i always have my eyebrows up i've always got a very expressive face well you can do it once it wears off right yeah totally and then right we right, we know someone who knows someone, and they reached out and was like, hey, man, we'll hook you up.

Wait, for free? And you only ever really talked about getting a little bit done. No, this is how it starts. This is it. This is how it starts. And then you're one of those people that are like, hmm. I'm frozen. And you're frozen.

Well, this is what I was going to, because I don't want my face to look any different. I just don't want that line to get any deeper. And i'm not in any way saying that you shouldn't have wrinkles it's just something in my head is struggling with getting them so i i wonder if i don't tell i'm gonna do it yeah so you've decided that you're doing it this is the thing it's not permanent it's not like breast implants or it's not like a Fillers or anything Which I'm Oh no

If you've got fillers I tell you Yeah yeah Don't do that You don't need these Thank you I'm stunning as it is Which is what I'm picking up

From what you just said Yeah yeah That's exactly You read between the lines Yeah Speaking of lines Now Vaughn's clocked out

What if He is It's alright Someone just sent me a photo Of a rebuilt carburetor For a Land Rover Oh we've lost him We've fucking lost him man

You lost me the Land Rover part What? Hayley is opening up And having a really That's right I struggle to look into That beautiful ageless face Over there

And think it needs any work at all Whoa He came back He knows He knows He's clocked out of a couple Of conversations with a woman And had to come back

Into the drop of a hat I reckon Why don't I not tell you When I'm gonna get it He's clocked out of a couple of conversations with a woman and had to come back in with a drop of a hat. I reckon, why don't I not tell you when I'm going to get it? I fucking love this idea. And one day, this is the best. Then we say, you've had it. Yeah. You've had Botox. But we only get one shot each.

And you have free range to get it wrong and i'll be insulted because actually if you say you've had it and i go no that's a compliment that's a compliment because the line is no no i don't know man i don't know no if it's subtle thousands and thousands and thousands of people get it done a small percentage a small percentage of the ones that get it done, you can tell they've had it done because they get a lot done. Too much. But the ones who just get a little subtle bit done, hard to tell. Yeah.

I feel like you might have to tell me because I do move my face so much when I talk. Oh, yeah. I do a lot of this, a lot of frowning, a lot of this. I don't want to lose movement. I just, let's just say. But what position is it going to be stuck in? No, I don't want to lose movement. I just, let's just say. What position is it going to be stuck in? No, I don't want it to be stuck anywhere.

Like permanent shock? You know the people that get it done and they look permanently shocked? And they move the eyebrows up? Because what they say is that a lot of it is preventative. So this is how it's going to start for you. You go in for this line you can see and then they're going to say, well why don't we just do some hearing here? A little bit on the sides.

And then, you know, because it's preventative. then as you're getting older these are sort of sagging so we'll get some fillers in the cheeks and then get the cheekbones and they would tuck that and then you're gonna be getting botox on your vag before you know yeah why would i want my vag it's just slippery slope her vag I mean, I think that's highly inappropriate of you to say so, sir. That is an HR. What we've identified here is an HR issue. You just cannot pull a woman's vagina or a slippery slope. Oh, that's too good.

Okay, well, I mean, this is going to be a fun game. Stay tuned for my frozen face. You know what we should do? Get the bell that's out there. Is that shame bell still there from Game of Thrones? The shame bell, if it's the bell we ring when she gets her Botox. No, but we ring it when we think she's the Botox bell. And we will ring it when we think you've had your Botox.

I cannot wait for the next month to see you guys sort of more intently studying my face. I can't see it from here. Yeah, I know. It's not super bad. When you frown like that, I can see it from here. Yeah, I know. It's not super bad. When you frown like that, I can see it. But I think everybody gets that. Yeah, totally. Well, I'm venturing into the world of Botox.