ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th September 2024

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley went to a concert with her best friend and jealous over the attention she was getting...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Okay, so you may notice that I went out last night and I was out with my best friend who I will say is recently separated from a long-term relationship. How long? best friend who I will say is recently separated. Okay. From a long term relationship. How long?

13 years. Oh wow. Okay. A long time. Divorce. Something must have happened. No, no. I'm not saying this isn't like I'm shocked but something has changed in her aura or her essence or her

spirit. She was a bit of a magnet last night. Really? We were out. Yeah, and I've been out with her over the years when she's been in a relationship. And she's a very beautiful woman. But, you know, people don't flirt with her so much. She was a magnet last night.

Really? I was shit on people's shoes compared to her. Yeah. She was like, people were flo Compared to her Yeah She was like People were flocking to this woman It was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen in my life Well that's certainly good for the ego

When you've just had a 13 year It wasn't great for my ego I got a bit jealous I thought we were talking about her Your friend Yeah I'm happy for her That hundreds of men Were pouring themselves

Over this woman last night Yeah But I got a little bit jealous So I started playing up a little I started peacocking a little Oh really I love when this happens i love when this happens because you need to know you still got it i need to know i still got it i've tried to explain this to shard a before it's like sometimes you just need to know if you've still got it i know thing and you're just like that's all i needed i just need to know right and i wondered if it was her energy in that she's

like oh i'm single now Yeah yeah yeah And so her energy changed And it opened her up To being I don't know Receiving Yeah Male admiration

The male gaze The male gaze And maybe I'm more Closed off to it But I felt I was like Jesus Christ We've been approached

By so many people And not in a leery way I'm in a couple of leeres And we shook them off appropriately but but just people really really interested in talking to us and then very quickly not me and just her and they'd be like oh and i got really jealous because it's been a long time since we've both been single and so i sort of started like flirting and maybe dancing a little bit more um the male gaze, shall we say.

She was hunting the male gaze. I was hunting a little bit of the male gaze and I did not receive it and I feel a little bit deflated by it. Would you like to be lair'd at now? Could you lair at me? We are with champion lairer, Carl Fletcher. I would have called you the lairer of the group. I'm a big lairer.

I've never won the champion layering because I can't win the subtlety category. Okay. My layering's not very subtle. When you say, Vaughn, don't look now, but behind you. Oh, my God. You are actually 100%. Vaughn, you are so bad. Your layering is so obvious. But if we're just Having a gossip

We're like Oh my god You'll never guess Who's behind us Vaughn's like Big layer I'm a big layerer You're a big layer

No one layered me An obvious layer Could you give me A little layer Not right at them What was that What do you want me to do Not just

Just at me in general Not straight to the nipple line No Why are your teeth Going like that I'm biting my lip And I'm Not just at me in general. Not straight to the nipple line. Why are your teeth going like that? I'm biting my lip and I'm wiggling my eyebrow. I'm giving you a mirror. That's yuck. Get your eyebrows away. That's why I can't win the subtlety category.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Whoa, mama. And mama jama. I don't think it's going to work I feel so envious And I don't want to be leered at But I just felt a little bit like Cast aside

No one gave me any attention last night When you were younger Because this is your best friend forever right When you were younger And actively seeking the male gaze, who got more of the male gaze? I think we were pretty equi. I think we were pretty close.

Right. So that's why you've always been sisters in the gaze. Sisters in the gaze. And then we sort of met our partners around the same time, but now she's single. I was like, interesting. She's gorgeous, but yeah, I felt. You're jealous. Jealous of the gaze. She's gorgeous, but yeah, I felt. You're jealous.

Jealous of the gays. I didn't get leered at last night. The leering was not equi. Yeah. Am I ugly? A little bit. Okay.