ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th September, 2025

Episode Date: September 16, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; some exciting listener correspondence! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM podcast network, it's Fletchforn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. We have received some correspondence, I believe. I don't know anything about it. It's an envelope. This is not, is it? Hang on. Hey, team.

Okay, okay. I think we might be invited to some. We've been, oh my God, we've invited to a wedding. What? Okay, what? Have we been invited to a wedding? A wedding? Who's wedding?

We're getting married. You know I love a wedding. You do love a wedding. We're getting married. You are invited to the wedding of Jordan and Kane. Six of December, 2025. Six of December.

Oh, we looked at these dates. I'm in Wonica. Yeah, you are. I'm down south. We looked at these dates. Because we wanted to do something this weekend, didn't we? Where's Darfield? It's in Canterbury.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dinner and dancing Near our friend Alice's house Jordan and Kane In Darfield Invited their wedding RSVP by the 31st of October Using the QR code

Oh that's cute Well should we put the QR code up on our Instagram Yeah I've sent people in our absence Calvin Shannon are you guys free Do you want to go down and represent the show at the wedding You know what I'm at Lady Gaga in Melbourne Farrow

You know what I looked Like I'm like debating it Jordy and I DM on Insta, I love Jordy. She's the only one who backs me up on my hacks. If you ever watch a hack video, Jordy always comments. I mean, that says something about her, doesn't I? Alliance with her. You've made a friend with someone that likes your shit hacks.

Whoa. Whoa. No, I love Jordy. And so she messaged me saying, I've sent something to the team. She addressed it to Carwin and I first just to announce. Yeah, it said Shannon Carwin, Fletchborn and House. Wow, interesting. Ordered that one.

You last. Yeah, and I was like, you know what? Like, it's so in my personality to go to a stranger's wedding. Oh, me too. Like, I would just, this is like a dream of mine to just rock up. I would get absolutely slashed because it's open bar. And we already made that clear. Me too.

And I would just make friends with every single person there. This is a dream of being an extrored. I think we should put the flights on the company credit card. And just... Absolutely. And because I want to see how this goes. Can you imagine the carnage of Haley and I had an open bath just the tour? No chaperone

Jordy and Kane The invitations are beautiful There's got nice silver embossed And there's another bit Which says hey team We haven't printed the menus yet Because they know this is an immense They know Vaughan likes to be fed at a wedding

So I've attached a picture of the food and drinks For the event open bar And you guys can have your own table if you came Hey hey oh this is so nice We honestly would if we were free Love you guys love the show And whether you come or not I hope you guys have an amazing Christmas and New Year's

Lots of love Georgie close friend of the show And her finance came Should we go through the menu? Yeah, okay, sure, sure. Okay, we'll start with the drinks. We've got some sparkling pink rezzling. Okay. Fickle mistress sparkling.

I love a fickle mistress. 19 crimes, Savignon Blanc, squealing pig pin and noir. We are no. Oh, these are the wine brands. I was like, what's a fickle mistress? 19 crimes are Snoop Dog, D-O-G. I would say that the wine is giving Jordy's, that's Jordie's area, and the bear is giving big boy.

Corona with lemon in a spate. That's very daffield that is And then I think we've got one of each I'm getting a vibe for Jordy and Kane The RTDs and Spirits Pymes lemonade and gingerane Oh that's me Well you love that

That's for the girls But the other one Jim Beam honey bourbon whiskey Oh I don't want the pins to run out And have to drink Jim Beam Okay let's go through the food menu I hope they don't mind that we're reading the menu out Okay we're going to start with breads and dips

Yum Yum People going too fucking hard on the entree Soak it up Then dinner's coming and I'm like That's too much. Bread and dip, three bread, three dips, maybe.

Do you think one of them will be a salad or a facature? Oh, yum. Faccia, probably because you can make them in a tray, good for bulk catering. Mains, chicken stuffed with cream cheese and cranberry. Yum. Slow roasted garlic and herb marinated beef with red wine. I'd go that.

Shannon is drooler. You really want to go to this wedding, don't you? I haven't had red meat in so long. Crunchy roast potatoes garlic sauteed green beans and carrots I'm getting the vibe This is a classy wedding This is classy

I'm thinking white tablecloths Roast vegetable salad with spinach pumpkin seeds And balsamic glaze Broccoli ranch salad Parmesan bacon sunflowers seed still ranch dressing yum Okay dessert pud pud You get to the pud

We're at the pud pud Wedding cake Yum Banana with chocolate Ganesh and caramel drazale Raspberry and white chocolate Panofi pie Yum

I'll pull out of my gig I will lose money to go to this wedding. Hey, Lee. You've got to pay your bills, remember. Lemon maringu pie. Rangu's my favourite. Vanilla cheesecake with berry coales. Okay.

Well, Vaughn's away today, but I know that, yeah, we're priorly engaged that weekend. We have prior engagements that weekend. Priorly engaged. We have prior engagements. I'm going to be in the lovely South Island. I was like, could I get from Wanaka? Just go to the reception. I'll turn up slosh, too, because after a gig, I like to have a few drinks.

You know, I'll be coming in hot. Well, thank you for the invite. I mean, maybe Shannon won't turn. It does get, it's giving big Shannon energy so far. I know, but if none of us else can go and Shannon's just sitting on her own. I would thrive, though. Which I know as some people's worst nightmare is walking into a room of strangers. That's my favourite thing, because they don't have any preconceived ideas about me.

Unless you've heard you hacks. Oh, what if that, if she's like my surprise guest and Shannon Trim from Sydney. Oh my gosh, and I come out and I'm French and everyone's like, she must be because I don't know. her? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, oh, wee, give me that lame the lane the lane play. Okay, that's actually racist. Yeah, I actually feel personally attacked. Should we get them in the prison?

Should we send them to a little show of prison? I would love to send a little show prison. Oh, don't listen to this. Don't listen to this, but. Goodbye, Jordy and Kane. Bye. What can we send them? What can we send them? It's obviously something from the office, like an office chair.

Do you know what? We'll be honest. It's probably going to be like a chemist warehouse voucher. I was just going to say some sleep vitamins from chemist warehouse, because you're newlyweds and you might start hating each other. Oh, no, no, no. Bonging. Yeah, I was going to say they don't need to sleep, you know?

Yeah, they'll be bonging. Maybe we'll send them some conies. Well, it's good luck. Oh, we could send them conies. Good luck at the wedding. Yeah, good luck at the wedding and enjoy Shannon getting sloppy all alone at the ZM table.