ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th April 2023

Episode Date: April 17, 2023

On today's Lil Bitta Pod, Hayley shares some pics with Fletch & Vaughan!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Vaughan and I, you may hear, sound a little disorientated because we've just been shown a picture of the inside of Hayley's anus. Yeah, so... I'm sorry to just say it like that. That's what it is. It's a medical term. There really is... It's a sphincter. Yeah. I'm sorry to just say it like that. That's what it is. It's a medical term. There really is.

It's a sphincter. Yeah. No other way of describing it. Why do you have on your laptop giant photos of the inside of your colon? Because it's from my colonoscopy. But at the moment, I'm trying to gather all scans and x-rays and tests and stuff that I've had of my body. And because it's my show, my Comedy Fest show, is about my body. And I kind of want to maybe have

some images available. So I got the ones that I've already got, like that one there of my anus. Yeah, right. I think she looks stunning. What was that one that looked like the top of a cupcake? Yeah, yeah, that was my throat. That was a throat hole.

That's the one with some dodgy stuff growing in it. Oh my god. That looks like the Rainbow Zen log flume, that one with sort of some dodgy stuff growing in it. Oh, my God. That looks like the rainbow's in log flume, that one. Yeah, it looks like that one. Well, I didn't completely clear out. Looks like you were on Shoe Your Mushrooms when you were out. There might be a log or two left behind. I've also got, that's my uterus.

You guys can have a look at that. It's a bit fucked up. It's got a funny shape. And I've got my dental records just sent to me. But I emailed my doctor and was like hey I'm trying to get hold of all scans and stuff from my files

and she was like no they don't have them anymore they don't do that oh yeah she said like it's all just sent in done as reports now scans etc

so no images on files and I was like so when you pay to get like a scan or an MRI or an x-ray where does the image go? And then they send them, you can get looped in and get them sent to you. Yeah. Because I don't know why, but they were like, do you want to be CC'd

in this email with your x-rays? Oh yeah. Okay, sure. Would you get them printed out? Like I look at them and I'm like, yes, that looks really good. I haven't at all and now I'm like, how do I get them? How can you get? So you're going to during your... I thought there was an iCloud situation of stuff

from when you were a kid. That could be bad though. That could be easily hacked. What are you going to learn? That I've got a funny sphincter? What are you going to do with that information? Some people may be highly embarrassed by an odd shaped sphincter. Don't be embarrassed by your sphincter if you're listening to this. I'm not embarrassed by none.

I'm saying to the listeners. Only thing I'd be embarrassed about is if my mole map pictures got released. Have you ever had a mole map? Oh, yeah. And you stand there like in the nude and they photograph your like chest. And I think there's like one under my butt cheek. So there's a whole picture of my ass. Right.

You've got one on your groin. You've got just these photos of your genitals with some mole map company. So, yeah, you guys have seen me inside and out. And I really feel like that's the next step in our relationship. So this will be the comedy show. This will be, there'll be some slideshows and presentations. Well, there's going to be something like that. I'm just working with an idea at the moment and I feel like it'll really aid the show.

Yeah, nice. But yeah, I can't wait to take these to Warehouse Stationery and get them printed. Bag two. Can you get that? A2 Stationery and get them printed. Big two. Can you get that? A2? Big. Yeah, yeah. A2.

No, we've got a printer here, don't we, that does A2? Yeah, we do upstairs. You've got to know the right people, though. Oh, yeah, because I don't want to walk up and be like, anus pic, anus pic. Yeah. Can you get them printed out or can you get them sort of like put into a, you've got digital form, get them put into a projector. You can do t-shirts and mugs.

No, I'm not going to do a projector. I want to do like an OHP style, like a translucent paper on a light box. Yeah. I'm just dreaming design wise. Those are hard to come by. They're harder to come by. I used to have one, an OHP. You did, didn't you?

Yeah. Well, Aaron's dad is a retired teacher, been a teacher his whole life. I think he'd have an in. To an OHP. To an OHP. Secondhand shops, dump shops, they might have OHPs. We love it. We love it.