ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -18th August, 2025

Episode Date: August 17, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's run in with Airport Security...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium podcast network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and another work trip for Haley and another holdup at security. Now, listen, listen. I, you know when I travel, I like to travel with my personal assistance. So when I'm in a hotel route, actually, okay, you need to leave the room. This is just turn that down. you pop in and see Auntie Carlwin There's going to be

Yeah yeah yeah It's a bit naughty Yeah we'll turn the monitor off Adult chat Adopropriate adult chat You're too young You're too young and innocent You're too young to know what a

Satisfy a pro tour is Yeah well that was only one of them So I Carry on Yeah Jesus Hayley Do you know what So I was

Yeah I did I had to fly down to Wellington For a work trip And but I was there for the whole day And then the next morning was the work trip Do you know Okay here's an idea Dragon's Den what do they

call it Shark tank in America it's like a rental toy company in each town yuck

for so you don't have to go through like a vibrator library yeah yeah we could just do community vibrated libraries whenever I'm sort of

over one of them or I want to get rid of it I'm like where do you go it seems such a waste I'm not giving it to a mate well that's the reason rubs trucks

always catch them on fire when I was a kid if you got sick of your toys you'd put them in a box and mum and dad 'd hide them actual toys. I'm just thinking we could adapt this to adult life.

And they'd put them in like the ceiling or whatever, and then six months later you'd be like, I miss that toy, you'd get it back down, you'd be like, great, and you'd put some mothers up there and some of the toy rotation. This works for my cat.

Yeah, you'll just put a toy away and then six months later, it'll be like, it's like a new toy. So if it's working for his posse, it could work for yours too. Could work for my post, yeah. It could. Jesus Christ.

I'm glad, August left a room, to be honest. Yeah, me too. She's out there. Blocking her ears. So I just packed a little kit of three faves. So I just had my three-fave personal assistant. Can I say, the Holy Trilogy?

The father and the son and the... Holy Spirit! Holy shit! Haley and I checked into a hotel room a couple of weeks ago and I said to the reception... Together, are you two seeing each other? No, so the reception. And I said to the guy, said, I want separate, like, different floors. Oh, yeah, he makes sure.

Like, I don't want her, you know, interfering with my Sky TV reception. Yeah, you know? Or hearing sounds coming through the wall. No, no, we do. We travel separately. But, so anyway, so I had that little in there, and then I had it in my carry-on luggage, because I didn't have a checked-in bag, go through Auckland security,

and I was just, like, getting delayed at the thing, because I beep because of my bracelets. And so I saw the bag coming through, go over, knew it would, knew it would. Every time they clock it. And then I saw that they do a thing on the screen. It's like, zoom, zoom, zoom, onto the thing. And it was just the most recognizable satisfier pro I've ever seen in my life.

and then I just was cracking up laughing and then you could see it was two men as well a much older gentleman and just a straight looking fella having a look and then I didn't clock what happened after that but I was like I didn't know that they zoomed in so hard Yeah they can pretty bloody obvious Because a lot of them now 3D

I've had my bag stomped in the guy was like Completely rotating the image So that's fine right I was like I'm not the first bloody one today And I won't be the last So then I do my little work trip And I was flying back yesterday And I was like all the stuff in the bag here

we go again and it goes through and obviously in wellington security it gets pulled over again and i was like all good and i'm zipping up my shoes and i go over and it's a it's a woman this time so i was like oh okay and she's looking at the screen like this and i just go up and i was like man you must get this all the time and she just looked at me and she was having a little i said i mean the amount of things i mean i don't even think that mine would be that bad you know what i mean i've just got the classics in there for this trip and she goes you know i'm not interest in those you've got a corkscrew in your bag Oh wow

Well like you open a bottle of wine or something I had a corkscrew that I didn't realize It was in my handbag In my handbag Unless he stole it from the hotel No no no it's mine It was in my handbag And my handbag was in my big bag

So I was like going on I introduced talking about the dillies to her And she was like I don't give a fuck about that shit You've got a corkscrew in your bag I was like oh yeah My sister didn't want to have a bit of a you know No she didn't want to She was more concerned that my corkscrew

It does have a little knife on it Yeah well that'd be why I was got the knife to cut around the wax and then there's corks good to get in it. But you'd almost think that you get pulled over every single time at such a hassle. You just go a day without. Just putting it out there.

Okay. Sure. And that'll be the day I die. Do you know what I mean? Even then you want to wank on the way out. Yeah, absolutely if I know it's coming. But you're the nausea, they're just about to put the injection in and you're just like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

One of life's simplest stories. That's how I want to go out.