ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th August 2026

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... we ask; "where's the small drill bit???"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the Zedium Podcast Network, it's Fletchhorn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Guys, I had a bit of a situation on the flight. A situation on a flight at the weekend. Yeah. I was finishing my favourite television show of late, Rivals. Oh, so I went to start Rivals, but I haven't finished the last season of the beer. So I'm going to finish the beer, and then I'm on to Rivals.

Okay, shit, yeah. So I'm late to Rivals. So I'm late to Rivals, but I'm going to finish. rivals and I have told everybody about this TV show and everyone that I've told, like I told our friend Alice, she sat up until 2 a.m. You told me about it. I've told you about it yesterday. Our friends Mike and Matt, they loved it.

It is four, okay, so just, I'm not lying. 7.9 out of 10 IMDB, 95% Flicks, 96% Ronan Tomatoes. That's really good. It's on Disney Plus and it is based on the Rutshire Chronicles. Getting that big Disney, I am. The novel series by Jelly, Dame Jilly Cooper. Jelly Cooper.

I believe recently died because she, there was a little in-memorium photo at the end of one of the episodes lately. And I'm reading up, she was like still involved in the production of it. Oh, yeah. And I tell you what, there's some delightful characters. It's British. Okay. And it's got David Tennant in it.

Yeah, I love it. Aiden Turner. It's honestly brilliant. It's so, I just love it so much. But it is some of the episodes. Like, it's, it's an 80s. They call it an 80s period drama. Like, the 80s, it's brilliant.

We're that old, are we? The decade I was born and is now a period drama. Yeah, it's now a period drama. Shoot me in the face. Yep. And it's, there's, there are some raunchy sex scenes in this. Oh, why didn't you start with that when you told me to watch it? I just been pushing it down my list being like, you've got other horny things to watch. Everybody's sleeping with everybody and it's, everyone's cheating on everyone, and that's just what you do.

That's what you do. In the 80s. And so I'm watching this on my thing. There are some gay characters in there, but only a little bit. And there was a scene where the gays, right after it, there are straights as well. And I'm like, on the plane, I'm fast-fork, because I'm in a middle seat. And I'm an orgy. Fast-forwarding.

No, not an orgy, just multiple scenes back to back. Right. People. Men, women, men, men. Doing it. Yeah, yeah, nice. So I'm like, plus ten, plus ten. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I'm like, and then the gays, I'll come back to this later. And then the gays started. And I've got people either side of it. I'm like, plus ten, plus ten. The people are only either side are just like, this guy's watching This guy is basically watching an 80s period drama, porno. You keep skipping it, he's trying to get to the good bit. I'm just like, oh God, and I'm watching the show, and it's got past the sex scenes and just

into the drama, and it's brilliant. And then I look down, and the lady next to me, who I've been like, you know, have my screen on my tray table right in front of, pulls out her parish AGM notes. Oh, gosh. She is a woman of the cloth. Oh, gosh. And I'm just like, oh, fuck. And you're watching her.

homosexual pornography. And heterosexual... And heterosexual hand and mouth. And, you know, it's all go. It's all go to this TV show. And then she's filling out the notebook about... She's writing about you. She's filling out a workbook about Jesus and about like...

About Jesus. All these things to do for the parish. And she's writing, you know, our Lord would... I thought you were going to say she pulled out some whopping dildo or something. And you'd been approved the whole time. Her own porn. Yeah. I was just seeking her to pull out some porn.

I couldn't believe it. I was like. Oh my God, I've literally watched a light porno in front of a woman from the church. Gay as well, yeah, gay porno. Yeah, the worst. You tell you what, you might have made her question something. Maybe she saw it, yeah, because, you know, they haven't chosen to look at it in that moment. It's just there.

I'd be casting a little lie. I mean, I look at everyone's, I always have a sight. There was a guy next to me on that other flight down, and I was like reading his messages. I was just like, why not? Oh, God, maybe that woman on the plane who was organizing her spanking session and some guy left his walk. just watch behind from that last thing and organising the size of a thing for the next guy. I was like, oh, we out here living.

Yeah. I think you would have given this woman of Christ a new lease on life. I was going to talk about the time that I overread that guy who worked in the Kiwi fruit industry saying China was sending spies to steal Kiwi fruit to grow their own kiwi fruit. That's right. Not nearly as exciting as some woman ordering a butt plug for some dude during Spankees. Yeah, I'm being very specific of the size as well as requested.

Really? Yeah. Well, sometimes they look bigger online and smaller online. Well, I found that. We've really got to have the dimensions. I get a kit. You know, seven pack. Like a drill bit.

Like drill bits. Yeah, but you always lose the small ones. And then you're like, I need the small one, man. Not often, but sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, I need the one. It's a small one. Where is a small one?

Yeah. Did I absorb it? And you put it down and it goes, how small was it? Yeah. Like a twin? Yeah. I consumed it like a twin?