ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th January 2024

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch witnessed a Border Patrol breakdown!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, I did obviously four weeks of travelling, entered and exited a few countries. Yes. But I had like a little, like, what are those, border patrol? I had a little moment where I got to witness a breakdown of a woman at Immigration in America. Oh, my God.

Yay! They are assholes. 99% of, have you ever, you've been through America, right? I have, but do you know what? The last time I was in America, I was a teenager. And I'm almost entirely wrong presenting. So I slipped on through. Are they, were they on the way into America or on the way out of America?

This was when I landed on my first day. This was a girl, I think she'd come on a flight from Asia. And she was entering America. She's been profiled. And the guy was just so grumpy from the go. But I think it's kind of their thing is to put you off guard. Yes. Put you on the back foot.

And then you're just like, I'm just on holiday. Like, is it okay? You got me. I'm a terrorist. And they've got a gun. You know, he's sitting at a desk at immigration with a gun. You're just like, ah. And she was, like, getting the 10th, 9th, what do you say?

The something degree. Just say instagree. What do you say? The something degree. The 10th degree. Just say nth degree. What's the saying? To the nth degree. No, what's the saying? She was getting the 9th, 10th. She was getting the 10th degree.

The nth degree. No, that's to like, that's like a lot. You're taking this to the nth degree. Right, yeah, right. She was getting the 10th degree. 10th degree. I was getting the 10th degree. Thorough questioning.

Thorough questioning. So she was getting the 10th degree. 10th degree. And then she. Thorough questioning. So she was getting the 10th degree. 10th degree. And then she... That's burns, babe. And that's when she admitted that she was coming to see her boyfriend that she hadn't met before.

Oh! Not something you say to someone in immigration. Well, it's not really their business, is it? Oh, is it? Is it criminal activity? Well, no, it is because then... Suspicious. No, because then they're more likely to stay

because they're in a relationship with someone and they also haven't met them and then there were questions like, are you bringing any luggage for them are you do you have enough money and then she had to show her bank accounts and this was like i picked the wrong lane like this was 15 minutes move it on and then she started crying and he's like don't you cry don't you cry i'll give you something what have you said i'll use him to cry down pull down her pants and smack her ass like yeah you stop crying I'll give you something to cry about. Pulled down her pants and smacked her ass. Yeah.

You stop crying. I'll give you something to cry about. So after like 15 minutes and all these questions and crying, he let her in. And I was like, wow. Oh my gosh. So she was there to meet a man that,

I guess they met on the internet. From what I, cause I was like, as you know, as soon as something starts going down, you're just like, yeah. And you're asking, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Take your other as Something starts going down You're just like Yeah and you're asking Shut up

Shut up Take your other ear pod out And you're just like Okay And so I think She was going on to New York To see her boyfriend And she was here for two months

But she had the money In her account And she had a return ticket She had to show him All of this stuff How long are you allowed to stay Three months without a visa Three months without a visa

And no working And no working So she had to have enough money That she didn't have to get a job I say Scandal I know it's so crazy I hope her romance worked out

It's so much different Than when I went into the When I landed in the Dominican Republic The guy just held out his fist And I was like Fist bump And I bumped him And he's like

Welcome to the Dominican Republic Shit did he give you a fist bump? He gave me a fist bump And I'm like Okay hey Yeah it's so great to be here. I thought you were joking. I thought the fist was to like pass me or something. I am not joking.

Like the difference couldn't be vaster. What a friendly welcome. What a friendly welcome. What does he love there? Lovely country. America, it's all who you strike. Like that guy was just being a prick, like so much for innocent until proven guilty. Yeah.

Screaming at her until she cries. And his head, he just went. When I was coming back from Disneyland with my lightsabers, I was a bit like worried about this, but then I got there and the guy who I struck was like, whose lightsaber did you build? Whose lightsaber did you buy? Like he was a lightsaber guy. He was a nerd. And then everyone messages

me, you brought lightsabers back, how did you do it? I was like, carry on. Well you're allowed to, you're allowed to. It's plastic. It's a toy. I'm glad you know it's a toy i'm glad he's brought that up actually the coolest way out yeah it's cool yeah people are like i've had five or six people ask me what did you do i was like carry on it was sweet as they're very well aware that you can build these at disneyland it says disneyland on the outside and someone was like cool and someone messaged me sweet thanks easy the next person was like, cool. And someone messaged me, sweet, thanks, easy. The next person was like, they took them off me. Oh, far out. You'd be upset.

And like pulled them to bits. And they like gave me back the box of bits effectively. I mean, if you were going to shove a whole bunch of methamphetamine into a thing, a lightsaber. It'd be up your ass. Oh, lightsaber. What? Wait, why are you putting the lightsaber up your ass? Well, I was going to put the meth in the lightsaber and then put the lightsaber up my ass.

Just for another day out. Double wrap it. It feels like double packaging. Double packaging. It does. A little excessive perhaps.