ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th July 2024

Episode Date: July 17, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley had a Camera Roll Whoopsie!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Something may have happened Between my father and I In an awkward way Okay

So I Okay So I've been overseas Staying with my parents And you know Do you know what one thing I've discovered Not travelling with a friend? You just get no photos of yourself.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, and then my parents are parents. They're in their 60s. They're not great at taking photos. So I don't have that many great holiday snaps. I'm always that person when I've just been with friends travelling, I always take great photos of them. Yeah.

The framing, oh, my God. I know. I'm so good. You good i know yeah and i put i'm like what's the feet where do we want you maybe i'll put you to the side so we can see the fucking lavender fields but the one the lavender field photos of me i look terrible patsy anyway but i was like you know it'd be good to get a few photos of me from my trip so i uh went to my mom oh can i have your phone yeah uh i going to airdrop myself some photos. Okay.

And I think I may have caught a small glimpse, thumbnail shot of my dad nude and bent. Why is she taking photos of him nude and bent? So my parents have slept naked their entire life. This I know. I'm a nude sleeper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I slept a bit nude in Italy, by the way. Oh, how'd you like that?

I sort of liked it. Yeah. Yeah. Even in winter, if you've got a good duvet, it's the best. I don't know. I'm toying with the idea. Okay. I'm toying with the idea.

Right. Anyway, I think I might have seen it because, yeah, my mum, I just think I might have seen he was asleep. And I think my mum might have been like, look at my sweet husband asleep. Right, so it wasn't like a horny photo. It was funny. Like, look at him asleep with his butt out. I think I might have seen that.

It's fine. It's fine. We're all adults. Right. And you just were like, ah. No, I just was selecting photos and I was just like, oh, I think I'm, and I just didn't look. I didn't look. It's not like if it was like a friend and I'd have a little gaze. With my dad, I don't need to see that. No, I just was selecting photos and I was like, oh, I think I'm, and I just didn't look. I didn't look. It's not like if it was like a friend and I'd have a little gaze.

With my dad, I don't need to see that. No, no. Anyway, so how did he, okay. And then I was sharing a photo with my dad towards the end of the trip. So that's at the beginning of the trip. I was sharing a photo with my dad. What would it have been? I'm just looking at the photo now.

Oh, I took a photo of the Caesar salad mum made us. Okay. Because it looked really good. Yeah. And I shared a photo being like, oh, yeah, look at that. That's so great. And then my dad had it in his hand and he swiped. And I think he may have seen this photo.

Oh, I didn't even see that photo. This photo. I don't want that. I don't need to see photo. This photo. I don't want that. I don't need to see it. Just have a quick look at the shape. This photo of me in my bikini pulling, I'm no tit, but like pulling it down and pulling the undies up to show off my bikini tan.

Oh, your tan. Oh, yeah. I think he didn't see the thumbnail. I think he swiped right onto it. Oh, no. And it must be, it's not that rude, but I think we've just seen a little bit too much of each other. Yeah. This is why you never hand your phone to anyone.

Do you know, when you hand your phone to someone, just that little bit in your heart's like, oh, fuck. What's that? Oh, like my mum's phone died at one point and she was trying to Google directions. Yeah. And I was like, something, someone's going to message. Something's going to fucking pop up here and someone's going to message, something's going to pop up here and I'm going to go, ignore that, ignore that, just swipe up, ignore that, just swipe up.

Anyway, so yeah. Because we were actually messaging, weren't we, on the international messaging app, WhatsApp. Yeah. Which works in all countries. It works in Europe. Works in all countries. Who knew? We need to fact check North Korea, China.

Wow. That's crazy. I will again defend myself. No, countries. We need to fact check North Korea, China. Wow. That's crazy. I will again defend myself. No, you don't need to. I know WhatsApp works internationally. It was messaging us when we were in Italy which, shockingly, borders with France. And actually borders with a couple of other places. That's crazy. Who else do they border

with there in Italy? Switzerland? Switzerland. It's never where you think it is on a map. It's all fucking connected Map of Europe Fascinating I love to watch our boy learn I love to watch him growing up and learn

In real time It's fascinating Switzerland's got no business being where it is I know Switzerland is so close Switzerland needs to be where Poland is I know I always think this when people say

I'm just popping to Switzerland And you're like What the fuck That's ages away It's not It's not From Italy It's next door

It's next door Croatia Okay yeah lovely's next door. It's next door. Croatia. Okay. Yeah. Lovely. Also next door. Anyway. Join us on the next episode of Countries That Touch.

Yeah. Countries That Touch. Morocco. Touches. Does not touch Spain. What does it touch? It comes close. It touches Algeria.

Morocco touches Algeria. Morocco touches Algeria. And the Western Sahara. Countries it touch.