ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -18th July, 2025

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; just between us, some of you have done some incredibly embarrassing things...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod, a big pod and the live show is back on the 21st of July. And we're asking you questions just between us and the pod, just between us. Us and the pod. Us and the pod. We asked you today, what's your most embarrassing moment? Good. OK. What things have you done that really embarrassed you? Some messages in. As a waitress I spilled four ice-cold chocolates all over a customer's table and it went into their handbags and everything.

I wanted to die that day. Yeah, I remember the waiter, waitress, it's spilt like eight frozen margaritas, but luckily just on the floor. But it was horrible to watch. Oh no. Yeah, was at floor suck. Yeah. Floor suck. Shut the glass. I'm made of, I'm tough.

Floor suck. Yeah yeah yeah. Was that the call? Well at least suck from the tray. Someone do something. Yeah from the tray. Someone do something. Somebody do something.

The margaritas are drying out. It's slipping through the gaps in the deck. No! Okay here we go. Sitting in a small town, people know people. I went into Noel Leaming to buy a new phone and the guy that sold me the phone was a hottie. I found out his name from a mutual friend and important to note he has a unique name. Cut to next day, I was telling another friend all about him and how I

thought he was hot, et cetera. At school, we had a substitute teacher. It was the girl, it was her boyfriend? No, we had a substitute teacher that day who heard the entire conversation and said, sorry to interrupt, but that's my son you're talking about. The grown man swallowed me whole and I died on the spot. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh by taking a shirt off and it pulled the bikini top up. Do you know what?

I don't think that's in bad, I mean, I think you probably made that old mate's day. Absolutely, I would happily flash an old guy my titties if it made his life better. Man, if it feels like, oh please stop it. Jesus Christ, what are you, 35? No thanks. Walked around the supermarket.

Just what are you, a weight fluctuator? You've lost all density in your tits over the last couple of years? No thanks, God's sake. I'm 75, God damn it. How much time have I got left? I need to be seeing some perky titties. Yeah, call me when you come back to your 20s. Yeah

Walked around the supermarket with a massive ripped down the back of bound the back seam and linen pants had no idea Oh For God's sake Linen linen linen pants At my first camp at 15 years old I got food poisoning and I projectile vomited and also shit my pants at the same time awfully embarrassing moment 15 That's not that's the worst that's the worst age I got food poisoning and I project I'll vomit it and also shit my pants at the same time That's not that's the worst that's the age where you never forget these things no Answering a call on my Apple watch accident from my mom when I was having very loud sex I was just wearing the Apple watch and I got bumped. I didn't even know

Your mother should never have to hear that. Loud sex. Loud. Yeah. Are you there? Are you there? Yeah. Eh? Eh? Yeah? What are you saying there?

What is happening? Oh my God, are you okay? Oh. I caught up for a job that was titled A Leading Hand. Stop, please, Hailey, don't do that again. Sorry, it's just that things a mother should never hear. Yeah, their daughter's spitting on it. You, when I tell you, you can't.

Okay, carry on, Bourne, please carry on. Caught up for a job that was titled The Leading Hand, and I said, is The Leading Hand job still available? And immediately they laughed, and then I crumpled up, and wanted the earth to swallow me whole. To me, for it sounds like someone made up that job title just so somewhat that would happen, you know? It's baiting, yeah. Yeah, it really is.

Oh my God. My most embarrassing moment was in an accident, left a tampon and the guy went down on me and he was like, what's this? And out. Do you know what? What's this? So many women listening will have a similar story. What's this?

What's this? Like it's a loose thread on a jersey and he just whips it out. Far out. Look, sometimes you do forget and... Oh God, okay. Anyway. There's a traffic jam. Shit myself in the Costco car park.

Just loaded the two kids into the car, got a sore tummy, didn't have any capacity. Sore tummy! And just stood there, shippin' hands. That's when you're like fucking life, eh? Fuck this world. Yeah, and you're just, fuck today. And the kids are like, Mom, can we go?

I am shitting my pants. I am currently going. At least you probably got 400 rolls of toilet paper in the back of the boat. Yeah, true, you'd better cost go, you could have some bulk purchase. Would you whip in to go get a fresh set of shorts? You would, eh? Yeah, maybe, or you'd just squelch in.

Send your kid and be like, get a pair of large men shorts. I reckon you'd just sit in your shitty pants and drive home. Yeah, yuck. Auditioning for Annie as a child, got asked to do a US accent and did a Scottish one instead. Still haunts me to this very day. It's a hardknockleaf! It's a hardknockleaf, Boris's a hard-knock leaf for us! Actually pretty good in Scottish.

That's not bad! Doing sit-ups at the gym and gym class in grade 9 and ripped a huge fart on a wooden floor in a very quiet gym. Oh yeah, it echoes, it echoes. Waking up in the middle of the night in a puddle of my own shit with my girlfriend lying next to me. Fuck. Do you think he's just like, okay she hasn't seen, she's a slave, she is coming to shit. Yeah roll her into it.

Fuck yes. Roll her into it and shove some down her pants. Just making her a problem. And then wake her up and say, Stephanie, you shit yourself. I'm going to be crying there, you shit. The minute I woke up and it was erupting from me. Stephanie. No, no, no, you go this.

Oh babe. Hey it's okay. It happens to lots of people. I'm crying, you shat on the bed, I woke up and it was a rotten death. No, no, no, you'd go this, oh babe, hey it's okay. It happens to lots of people. Hey, let's get you into a shower babe, it's okay. It's the ultimate gaslighting. Fucking hell. Waking you up.

My friend shat the bed when he had a one night stand and he just left and he was always like, he doesn't know if she was like what the fuck or if she assumed she shat the bed. He said he had a dozen double browns. The Daz Braz man. I found out in person that adultery doesn't mean doing adult things like paying taxes or making a will and I told my 23 year old boyfriend that I was adulterating. I was gonna do adultery this week. Oh, okay, yeah, not adultering. He's like, what the fuck, why? Sitting in an eight person table reservation, ordering a drink and realizing it wasn't my reservation.

Oh, that's the most embarrassing thing to say, actually. That's not true. Oh yeah, that's all right. That's cute. Vomited on my boss's shoes and shat in my pants. Here we go. And we're back. And we're back, baby.

Ah. We back. What are we? Don And we're back. We're back baby. Ah. We back. What are we had a fun. Don't know if it was sickness or booze. Like a work function a couple of months ago and chatting to the HR gals. And they were like, we love this time of the year. Oh yeah.

They said Christmas and awards. Awards season. There's always some shit to deal with the next day. Yeah. Not us. Not us angels. Not us angels. Left early.

Leave early. We do it all in private at Fletcher. Yeah us angels. Not us angels. Left early. Leave early. We do it all in private at Fletcher's. Exactly, yeah. My water's broke in the middle of Sylvia Park. Oh wow. It was Christmas time so I was very busy. I was Christmas shopping for everyone.

I stopped and went, ah! And my water just went splosh and hit the ground. Don't be embarrassed. Don't be embarrassed but it would be annoying because everyone would be coming up trying to help and you're like, I'm just trying to be in labour here. And then people are like, come on, I've got to get my Christmas shopping done. Yeah, you move out of the way, you wet bitch! And then someone's running to get to a shop before it shuts and they slip over in your, um, in your waters.

Amniotic sac fluid. Yeah, that happens. Well, we asked you what the most embarrassing thing was that's ever happened to you and you did not let us down.