ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th June 2023

Episode Date: June 17, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley gives us a Fox update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fleshwood and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and use your points towards a coffee. Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod. Fox update. If you haven't seen this, pump it over to our socials. Did you say it on a name? Because I see there was lots of comments on that. God, we had some good suggestions.

Great suggestions. Well, go to FVHZM if you haven't seen it. There's a video, and I bought a Taxi Dummy Fox. And it is intense, eh? It's very intense. Holy shibollies. It was bizarre to look at. But I bought it as a surprise for my fiancé. And I was going to give it on the night,

but then instead I thought, should we have a small argument? So I didn't feel right. I didn't feel right to be like, yeah, yeah, well, you never buy me a taxi, do me Fox, and then pull that, you know, sort of off. Yeah, right. So it's just been, there hasn't been a moment all week. This is the beauty of dating my fiance, because he is so ignorant to the world. Like, he's so blind to so much of the world and i love it he doesn't have social media yeah we literally put like three videos you posted a video carlin posted a video i posted a video it's on our socials no he hasn't seen it hasn't seen it

none of his family's told him no one's messaging ohaged him. Oh, if you listen to this, don't message Greg Grover from Novorin Town. I've got a fox. It's a surprise. Yeah. And then I brought the box in from the car because I was emptying out my car to give it a clean. And I had it, a box like this. And he was like, hey, can I ask you a question about da-da-da-da? I was holding the box. I was like, oh, no. He's going to be like, what's in the box?

What's in the box? What's in the box? And then I answered his question. He was like, sweet, thanks. Walked away. No interest whatsoever. In the box. Then I put it in the spare room where his clothes are all stored.

Yeah. It has not been touched. And so now the box is just sitting there. He's oblivious. I love it. Do you reckon he peaked when you were at work? No, he would have said something. He can't, he can't, he can't be coy.

He can't keep a secret. He can't, he can't, he can't. But yeah, so the Fox update is, I can give it to him when I like. And I was like, where am I going to hide this? But now I go. In plain sight. Maybe I don't have to. I was going to ask Vaughn, who's currently storing a very big couch for me and Aaron.

I was like, we chuck the Fox on top. Just put it on top. Yeah, but. And then I've got dogs and the cats, and I think that might be a bit funny about it. Yeah. Well, I need to introduce it to my cat before I introduce it to Aaron. But the name suggestions that we got were fantastic. Is this?

Oh, yeah, here we go. A lot of Basil. A lot of Basil brush. Christopherson from Fantastic Mr. Fox was a good one. Yeah, Basil was a good one. Reynard. Reynard is the classic name for a fox, but we've already got a fox bust called Reynard. Of course you do.

Didymus? From the labyrinth, Sir Didymus? Oh, yeah, he looks like that. That little fox that drove, didn't he ride the dog? Yeah, okay. Yeah, Basil Brush. Don't say you've never seen the labyrinth. No, I didn't say.

No, I have seen the labyrinth. Have you? I was about to leave. Oh, have you seen the Dark Crystal? No. That gave me nightmares as a child. I don't think I've ever seen the end of The Dark Crystal because it was so scary. Yeah, right.

Yeah. Might re-watch that. Name suggestion? Yes, Sir Didymus. Foxy McFockface. I mean, that had to be there. Oh, no, not Fockface. Foxy McFockface.

Marcel or Walter Francois the Fox. Yeah. Reggie the Fox. Frank the Uncursed. We believe he might be cursed. Fennec the Fox. Lord F the Fox. Yeah. Reggie the Fox. Frank the Uncursed. We believe he might be cursed. Finnick the Fox. Lord Feral Fox. Are you just waiting for a day when you're not having an argument?

To show him this fox. He could be waiting a while. Probably until the house is done. Do you ever get, you know, you know you're in the mood for an argument. I know. And Sade will say something. And then I'll say say i just don't feel today's gonna be a great day for this discussion or i can just feel that this is

gonna devolve into a fight i could absolutely predict the ending of some days she'll be like okay we'll talk about it tomorrow which is great some days she's in the mood for it as well and so she'll be like bring it mother it becomes a tug of war on who's going to say the thing that officially starts the war and who's going to have deniability because both people weren't in the mood for a fight, but then it's little snipes. Who's going to fire rockets into Russia first? Yeah, who's the first to say, you know what? And off we go.

Who's going to get this shit airborne? Wow. Who's calling in the fighter jets? It's a bit of fun, isn't Wow. Who's calling in the fighter jets? Yeah, look. It's a bit of fun, isn't it? It's a bit of fun. Yeah, but it is better getting older, realizing you're in that mood and being able to say, I'll just tell you right now. I'm in that mood.

I'll just tell you right now. I think I'm tired and I've got a short fuse. Yeah, I say it too. I come home and I say, hey, heads up. Yep. Man, I'm fiery. I'll say that to Murray the cat. Yeah, to say, Murray, not in the mood for you scratching the fucking carpet today.

I'm not in the mood for your bullshit today, mate. So just tie her back off. We'll deal with it tomorrow.