ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th June 2024

Episode Date: June 17, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Jared has a poopy problem!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod And a lot of rain in podcast land Yeah Over the weekend where we record the podcast Podcast land

Podcast land Forecast was for lots of rain It was and poor producer Jared Well there's been an incident, a poop-cident There has been a poop-cident Oh for God's sake It's not even my poop-cident Oh see, dealing with your own poop-cident You There has been a poop-cident. For God's sake. It's not even my poop-cident. Oh, see, dealing with your own poop-cident, you know, it's sort of part of life.

Bad enough. Yeah. And now I've had to deal with the neighbour's poop-cident. Oh, I don't want to be touching the neighbour's poop-cident. No, me neither. Yesterday, I casually glanced out the living room window and noticed our front lawn was covered in tissue papers and poops. Oh, far out.

I can't. Yeah, it was so grim. I saw corn. I literally saw corn. How do you see corn from the window? You must have incredible eyesight. I went outside. Oh, right.

I had to go investigate. Popped up to the neighbor's house, and yeah, their whole garden was just... Oh, no. But it wouldn't be a septic tank, would it? Is it a macerator? No, it'd be sewage mains. Yeah, I'm not sure. I don't really know how the plumbing stuff works,

but there was poos. Some kind of overflow. And so when you went out to deal with poopnado, were the neighbours out there dealing with it themselves, or did you have to inform them that there's shit all over their lawn? Well, one of the neighbours was in their garden, for some reason hanging out clothes on the drying line. Oh, no, you don't do that.

It was raining, okay, and hadn't even noticed all the poos in the weeds. Oh, right. Did it obviously smell? Yep. It definitely smelled on our side of the fence, and as I crossed into their boundary, I was like, oh, good God. So what do you do? Have you moved out, or?

No, I. Did you set the place ablaze? No, I tapped on my mate's shoulder and I said, excuse me, sorry, I just live over there. Have you noticed all the poos? And my new friend, Nicolaj, was like, oh, wow, no, I haven't. And we got on the blower to his property manager, who swiftly called Watercare, who then

a few hours later showed up and it was actually quite cool. Do you know they have a giant vacuum cleaner? Yes. I only know this because when we were renovating we had a port-a-loo and that's how they get rid of, how they change it each week as they come in. They put in a big

sucky sucky and suck out the poops. It was cool, gross but cool because like just this big truck parked down our driveway and I was like, oh yeah, they're going to be blasting the sewer pipe or whatever. And then now they just unfurl this massive vacuum hose and just go

Just kind of on the lawn. They're just kind of vacuuming the lawn. And I had a look this morning, didn't get too close to the scene of the crime, but all the toilet paper's gone, all the poos are gone. And they just have an industrial vacuum for the poos. And it's raining again today, right? So that'll give the lawn a bit of a nice little sprinkle.

Oh, yeah. That lawn's going to grow. It's going to flourish. You're going to have a flourishing lawn there with some great human feces. Yuck. Yeah. Yuck. I'm so sorry, dude.

Did they let you know what the problem was? Was it a blockage? Had someone been flushing the metal and sami wipes? No they didn't inform me But when I was chatting to the neighbour I was like oh yeah look there it goes again And it was literally like fountaining out As one of his neighbours

Flushed their toilet So a blockage That sounds to me like a blockage And it found a weak point it popped that off And every time someone flushed it was was just hitting the end and shooting up. That's grim. Time to move again. Yep, looks like it.

Yeah, shit, move a new flat again. Wow. Yeah, what you should try doing, though, is have this happen on your own property where you're responsible for your own septic system and you have to pay someone $20,000 to repair it. Put a new one in. That's pretty fun.

Probably just move. I'd just move. I think that's what the people we bought the house off did.