ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 18th June, 2025

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch encountered some weird noises...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, it's Fletch, Fawn and Haley's little bit of pod Welcome to a little bit of pod Well, my search continues for a new massage place as I've mentioned previously on little bits of pod because you did get um Cock-tapped on the top of the dome. Yeah Remember days ago a little sort of like so I've been, because my back's getting better, but it still needs the massage. Right. So I did find another place nearby,

and I'm trying out all of them. Good on ya. And this place was, it was pretty good. I'd say the price was all right. I was getting the massage. It was going well. I was like, you know what? What are you getting today?

This could be my new place. Okay. This could be my new place. This could be my new place. Well you thought that last time until you felt this light rub of a flask of penis across your head. I'm getting the massage and I hear through the curtain a man, I would say an elderly, an older man, grunting. So she's getting right in there and he's just like.

Wait, the receiver's getting right in there and he's just like, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Well, the massage became somewhat of a groan later in the experience. Oh no. And I'm pretty sure he was getting jerked off. Oh fuck off. I'm pretty sure he was getting the old wang. I'm pretty sure it didn't last long, and I couldn't be too sure, but I'm pretty sure. Shut up. I'm pretty sure he got jerked off. Oh god, no flaccid penis on the forehead there, straight hard cock to the head. Straight hard cock.

Straight hard cock. In hand. Yeah. In hand. And I'm like, well now this is definitely not my massage place. Wait, but while you were listening to this guy get jerked off in the curtain next to you... Well I wasn't intently listening. I just heard a moan.

I would be. I heard some moans and groans and then I heard a longer, ooooh. But now I'm like, are you mid-massage wondering if your cock's about to be, you know, off at a jerk? Well I certainly had a professional massage from this lady and there was no opportunity for me to, you know. No one wants to listen to a stranger jizzing next to you. I had gone and I'm like, really sore shoulder,

this is what I want. Yeah, you didn't go in being like, just looking to feel good. Yeah, I didn't go in with that energy of, you know, someone in their 60s that needed a hand job. Yeah. Yeah, so um. I often carry, I'm often told I'm carrying that energy of someone in their 60s that needed a hand job? Yeah. Yeah, so um. I often carry, I'm often told I'm carrying that energy

of a 60 year old man that needs a hand job. Needs a hand job. They're like, wow, I love your energy and I say, how would you describe it? They said, that of a 60 year old man in desperate need of a hand job. An aging gentleman. Yeah.

So guys, I'm continuing my look for another massage place. But you won't go Thai, You're stuck on this Chinese idea. You know what? I've got two more Chinese places nearby I'm going to try. Because I'm going to go get a Thai today. Yeah, otherwise I'm going to go Thai. And then you just say to them. How do all of these places stay in business?

There's so many massage places. There's so many. I mean, I guess. Well, only the good ones do, though, right? Yeah. Yeah, and they change hands. Because that's something my guy left, and he used to run another one, and that changed and they yeah oh but i tell you what the backs

no hailey no i'm just asking i'm just asking you're gonna relax on friday that i'll just i don't have to pay i'll just get it for free yeah okay well that's fair oh don't brag you know some of us have to go really convincing people for hand jobsbs. I didn't feel like a brag. Does this guy brag about how easy he gets handjobs again? I'm sick of it. No, I'm just saying if I'm paying... Not all of us have handjobs on tap. Some of us have to work hard, slap on a face, go out for a drink, you know, talk, have conversation.

Not you. Oh, handjobs on tap.